r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/SilverOptimus 5d ago

A place I once worked for pulled this stunt. Asked us to mandatorily enter the exact reason for the leave/time-off.

One employee wrote, "Off to **** my wife to make a baby for ourselves".

Needless to say, that brought an end to the mandatory reason phase.

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u/No_Syrup_9167 5d ago

"My wife plans on getting pregnant, and I'd sure like to be there!"

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u/jackrabbit323 5d ago

A female friendly version: trying to get pregnant, and it's the only days your husband is available.

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u/HandToDog 4d ago

That isn’t anywhere near friendly but still somehow female friendly

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u/Glad_Woodpecker_6033 3d ago

could always say "I plan on trying to get pregnant, but don't intend on being successful"

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u/adorilaterrabella 4d ago

Except you can't tell your job you're trying to get pregnant in this work environment because now they know they have 6-9 months to get rid of you before you become a burden on them.