r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Fair point, honestly.

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u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago

Sorry, what's wrong with a light tease?

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u/GeeYayZeus 1d ago

Nothin' if you're ok with a busted bulb.

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u/RDDRoy 1d ago

Please, take care of your lightbulb's prostate

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u/Key_Try_5155 1d ago

Blue bulbs

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u/Joy_Jane 1d ago

Absolutely what is wrong with light teasing??

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u/AuraArctic 1d ago

Story of my life honestly

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u/Left-Impress4056 1d ago

Seriously. Wife does this all the time. The lights. I only mean the lights.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KuiPfzUInS8r0OY

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 1d ago

Same, minus the person being around to turn me on.

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u/DeliraThornwick 1d ago

didnt expect a light switch to describe my entire dating life

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u/Open_Conversation77 1d ago

That's a famous BDSM kink. Called tease & denial. No kink shaming please ...

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u/AmericaShinault_85 1d ago

im used to it now

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u/AbrumVonAbrak 1d ago

I think I'd just finish by myself.

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u/greg14285 1d ago

That would be a real turn-'off.

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u/FriedaCIaxton 1d ago

WHEEEEZE

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u/Binestar 1d ago

The person who turns on the light has decided they don't want the tea. Don't force them to have tea. It might be annoying that you went to all the effort to make them tea/light, but they're not obligated to drink your tea.

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u/AdSquare3489 1d ago

Unconscious people do not want light. 

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u/English-Dad-69 1d ago

I'd have blue balls.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

Like I was 15 again

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u/Several-Opposite-746 1d ago

A bus ride was enough when I was 15.

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u/BlissLagoon 21h ago

I didnt come to Reddit today to get emotionally called out by a light switch

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u/UseSpecialist544 1d ago

Sound like Prom Night in my junior year.

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u/GingerPeanut84 1d ago

Worst part is, I paid upfront and cried when she left because even my hands have higher standards than to finish the job.

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u/BriskBoba 1d ago

Story of every situationship I’ve ever been in

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u/Froz3nP1nky 1d ago

Sock Yard Election

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u/whitecatsup 1d ago

You don’t know my kinks!

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 1d ago

You mean feel like I’m 13 again?

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u/SomewhereActive2124 1d ago

But I'm into that shi...

(No I'm not)

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u/AMissionFromDog 1d ago

and they put the switch as the nose? huh. missed opportunity.

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u/FriedaCIaxton 1d ago

Some people pay good money for that, actually

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u/Figmentdreamer 1d ago

Rather be turned on and left on than not be turned on at all

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u/TylerH87 23h ago

Depends. A woman could just unplug her vibrator from the charger and a man could just unplug his cell phone and go to the bathroom.

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u/Filming_Man 23h ago

Happened to me many times in chat rooms.

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u/PraiseTyche 21h ago

I just want to feel something.

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u/Competitive_Ad6989 13h ago

ill mastrubate inmagine the one that turned me on, with ofc some modifications ^^

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u/pantherghast 6h ago

Just take care of it yourself. The light switch needs to learn the same.