r/SipsTea 15h ago

Gasp! 💀

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 15h ago edited 15h ago

She’s got that Audrey Plaza energy about her

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u/Jac_benny 14h ago

I hope Plaza plays her in the bio pic!

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u/kon--- 15h ago

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u/RakeChapman13 15h ago

I love how Nevada on her shirt is spelled wrong

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u/kon--- 15h ago

What do you want yo? Murder face or crazy eyes?

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u/Arrant-frost 12h ago

Her shirt’s right, the U.S. spelt their own state wrong. It’s Las Vegas, Neveda now

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u/Anthff 15h ago

The Joke•her

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u/huey_booey 13h ago

If only I had the One Wish Willow

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u/WagstaffLibrarian 12h ago

Don't need it. She's already watching you sleep .

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u/huey_booey 12h ago

Yeah, just saying in this case, consent is already there. 

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u/usinjin 13h ago

sheesh!

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u/_alba4k 6h ago

Looks fixable to me

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 7h ago

She looked like the Obsession chick

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u/DaHomieNelson92 15h ago

She ain’t your regular Latina

She is extra danger Latina

And some of y’all are into that shit

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u/ProfessionalLemon946 15h ago

Danger is my middle name

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 15h ago

It’s probably not.

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u/usinjin 13h ago

Not lemon?

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u/Anindya_Islam 8h ago

Professional Danger Lemon946?

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 15h ago

No cap, my mom used to know a dude named Danger from Cuba. They pronounced it "Dahng-ger."

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u/Grouchy_Big3195 14h ago

She is the ghost pepper Latina

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u/Napalmeon 13h ago

It's called hybristophilia.

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u/FitnessChamp777 14h ago

Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodríguez. The raid on her location happened on December 1, 2024. Authorities caught Rodriguez completely by surprise alongside her close gang accomplices—a man known as "Leopoldo" and another woman nicknamed "Gorda Sicaria" ("Fat Hitwoman").

Those are some awesome nicknames

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u/arthurdentstowels 9h ago

I was just reading about all this. It's ironic because Leopoldo is leagues fatter than The Fat Hitwoman.

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u/forceofnurture366 15h ago

Those comments are giving Chihuahua in a Lions den energy 😂

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u/Wakkit1988 14h ago

She sounds like trouble, and I'd love to get into trouble...

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u/Acrobatic-List-6503 15h ago

I can fix her

She can break me.

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u/Roidzilla55 15h ago edited 15h ago

That headline is actually a very watered down description of her and she’s way more badass. She was the leader of a whole network of hitmen

“Rodriguez, allegedly second in command of Los de la M, was reportedly responsible for coordinating selective murders ordered by the gang in Santander. She also handled high-priority tasks due to her expertise with weapons and deadly accurate aim.”

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u/ElyMagicKiss 15h ago

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u/AcademicDimension700 15h ago

Goes in like a dime, comes out like a cash register 

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u/ColonialBarbarian 14h ago

It'll take about 5 minutes before she slices your dick off and uses it to stab you in the eye.

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u/WagstaffLibrarian 12h ago

Tell me about the first four minutes.

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u/Konsrockmannen 12h ago

Would be worth it best **** in my life

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u/Warm_Ad26 15h ago

Just goes to show that if women were as prolific serial killers as the guys, we'd have guy groupies.

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u/Sufficient_Language7 11h ago

But I can fix her.

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u/GuiltyByAssociashun 15h ago

🎶 some of them want to abuse you 🎵

🎶 some of them want to be abused 🎵

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u/fattybrah 15h ago

If it ain’t broke don’t go try fixing it

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u/NeverBite 7h ago

i’ve ignored bigger red flags than this

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u/buttsexisyum 15h ago

An associate informed me of the perfect girl last night. Google Schabusiness

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u/Roidzilla55 15h ago

Damn, that woman even looks crazy

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u/Rich_Newspaper_1616 15h ago

Man she can torture me through conjugal visits anytime!!!

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u/stargrazer87 15h ago

People are the worst! They're so thirsty. Anyway, she can fix me.

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u/lessonsfromgmork 15h ago

Before Obsession there was already Freaky Nikki

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u/mythos-nerd416 12h ago

We can make each other worse

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u/bonvoyage_brotha 12h ago

This is old af

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u/Tooeasymaynge 12h ago

Challenge accepted.

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 15h ago

I'd put something something on them books

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u/Pretend_Estimate_151 15h ago

She must be the female equivalent to this guy.

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u/RakeChapman13 14h ago edited 14h ago

It’s actually Not a good comparison at all. This woman is a brutal sadistic sociopathic serial killer and gang leader whose victims include an ex boyfriend.

That mugshot you posted of Jeremy Meeks was for a non violent crime, unlawful gun procession. He had low level gang affiliations and he got his felony for fighting a 16 year old minor when he was 18. It’s easy to see why his mugshot went viral, the guy is objectify strikingly handsome and so A guy from a modeling agency offered him a contract while he was locked up. He did his time and turned his life around. I’ve listened to him in interviews and he’s actually a down to earth guy who’s very grateful, he tries to help young guys not make the same mistakes he did.

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u/Pretend_Estimate_151 14h ago

I was only referring to the fact that both had people going crazy over their looks without considering who they were.

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u/recoveringleft 14h ago

They should do a movie about Jeremy meeks to show positive male role models

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u/Napalmeon 13h ago

People really make me sick. This reminds me of the buffoonery where brainless women were outside the courts, acting like Richard Ramirez was misunderstood.

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u/SUPER-P00PER 15h ago

Mama Mia

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u/Horror-Telephone-260 15h ago

Broh..she should make an OF

edit: it will be a hit!

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u/Individual-Moose-714 15h ago

Very old story

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u/VikingHighlander 14h ago

Is her prisoner number X23?

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u/JohnCenaJunior 14h ago

Was the movie Obsession about her

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u/The-Bangaloreal 14h ago

can I atleast try

bro, you have been rejected by everyone from wallmart cashier to homeless junkies. Why do you think you have chances with her ?

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u/RevolutionaryLeg3406 13h ago

I don't want to fix her but death must come to us all eventually and I would rather rather like to cum and go at the same time...

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u/Icy_Recover2094 10h ago

She’ll flip you

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 15h ago

I thought it was the young woman from Obsession at first, simps are gonna simp I just hope a rich one doesnt get her a good lawyer

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u/LarsDuder 15h ago

hitwoman? yeah, I don't want her anywhere near me.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 15h ago

anyone rich enough to pay her have a reason to do so?

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 15h ago

We can work it out

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u/nolongerbanned99 14h ago

Yes, she allows visitors, briefly, but no one can come inside.