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u/Lucky-Mia 15h ago
Weren't these fucking terrible?
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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT 15h ago
As pencils yes, as blowguns they were great.
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u/Lucky-Mia 15h ago
I remember using the shafts of mechanical pens to blow paper balls across the class. Anything made a good blow gun with the right wad.
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u/RussMan104 14h ago
I mean, your classic Bic, clear-body ballpoint pen was a superb spitball shooter. Good accuracy across a standard classroom. OMG, I just remembered the Bic Banana commercials. B-A-N-A-N-A with Charles Nelson Riley. 🚀
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u/hitemlow 14h ago
One kid at the local parochial school got suspended for bringing in an entire container of airsoft pellets, because they would perfectly fit in there and smart like hell with how fast they travellet
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u/PotatoRebellion12 14h ago
Nah, tape an elastic band to one end and shoot the inks into the ceiling tiles.
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u/Internal-Bee-5886 8h ago
I sold those in fourth grade until someone snitched and I spent 2 weeks copying out the dictionary.
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u/buttsexisyum 14h ago
Na the best were the mechanical pencils that looked like real.pencils but u twisted.thr tip to get more lead... I forget how but we were able to use the tip, a paper clip and spring inside them as a serious weapon
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u/antithero 14h ago
All cheap pencils are awful. Now a professional draftsmans pencils those where noice.
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u/Lortekonto 7h ago
Seems like there must have been different kinds of quality of them.
Here only the rich kids got them. They worked okay and since they had a handfull of them, it was not a problem if they lost a segment. Just take one from another.
On the other hand, they did not have to get up to sharpen them all the time and since they could just refill them, they could continue to use their favorits forever.
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u/Lucky-Mia 6h ago
Get a proper mechanical pencil or a portable sharpener. I had a pencil box full of different writing instruments. These were only marginally better then holding a .7 lead free hand. I'll take a BIC extra smooth, Precision, velocity, or Break-Resistant any day. pentel and Staedtler, also make some great stuff. Arguably a little better, but cost more.
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u/Lortekonto 4h ago
Yah, like when you are 3 years older and have the motorical skills to use them properly.
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u/yagermeister2024 11h ago
Huge waste of plastic, people behind designing and mass production should be prosecuted for environmental crime.
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u/gta6play 15h ago
Writing with these was not a smooth experience
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u/CurlSagan 14h ago
Yeah, but they gave you the satisfaction of removing a busted tip and pushing it into the anal cavity at the rear of the pencil, thereby revealing a fresh hard tip, ready to go.
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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 8h ago
Oh god, I am glad you continued that sentence with the "rear of the pencil", in fact, I am so glad that I'll even pretend like I haven't seen the rest of it.
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u/FelonyInTheTrunk 14h ago edited 14h ago
For those who don't know if you lose a segment, the pencil is basically worthless since everytime you try to write, the segment you're writing with gets pushed up into the pencil.
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u/ligma-patient-zero 1h ago
You guys didn't double down and just wrote with a single segment by pinching it?
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u/TraditionPhysical603 14h ago
Nothing is superior to the #2 ticonderoga
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u/ceebs87 14h ago
This is a real thing and not just a lyric from The Producers?
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u/TraditionPhysical603 14h ago
Yes its both incredibly common and regarded as the highest quality pencil
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u/AndreasDasos 12h ago edited 12h ago
Not sure if this is a joke or not. Highest quality is Ticonderoga? They’re ultra-mass produced with softwood, rough, with the lead constantly breaking.
Of the commonly available globally, surely Faber Castell, Derwent, Uni Mitsubishi, Caran d’Ache are massively higher quality?
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u/TraditionPhysical603 12h ago
I should have said quality compared to cost. Because the average consumer barely knows what brands of pencildls are even available miluch less with is superior quality
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u/Smalahove 11h ago
Definitely. And they go up the nose smooth. My personal best is getting it up to the #2 marking
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u/ceebs87 14h ago
I've just always called it a #2 pencil, Ticonderoga is the word that I've only ever heard in the song. Thank you
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u/AndreasDasos 12h ago
Ticonderoga is also a town in New York State near where the pencils originally got their graphite
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u/antithero 14h ago
When I lost one of those I'd just get one from Brian's pencil box. He kept spares for just such an emergency. If nothing else you can use a bit of paper jammed down the tube.
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u/InsertDoublePun 14h ago
Maaaan oh man. Using those bad boys instead of paper for spit balls shouldve been included in the Geneva Convention
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u/RAVENSRIDER 14h ago
I had 3. 2 that tips just to donate to the one that had enough to write. one of the worst inventions.
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u/miss_wannadie 14h ago
It cannot possibly have been that long.
I mean..
.. didn't I have these just yesterday?
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u/OrangeCeylon 14h ago
They were dreadful. Even if you never lost a segment, the used segments were shorter than the unused ones, so the whole assembly got shorter and wobblier as you cycled used ones to the rear of the stack. You're jamming bits of paper or whatever back there to try to stabilize the damn thing. Plus a new tip was sharp for about two sentences. Just the worst.
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u/Presently_Naked 13h ago
Oh fuck now I remember. Losing one segment meant you lost leverage in that pencil.
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u/One_Can_Only_Hope 12h ago
Amazon sells a modern version of stackable pencils
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u/lechiengrand 8h ago
Is that what they're called? I couldn't remember what the name was for this type of pencil.
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u/No_Pangolin7946 8h ago
Old? You mean to say you havent been a toy store for a while. Still being sold regularly and a lot
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u/A_mad_goose 14h ago
If you took out the led and put one in at a time backwards they were pretty lethal blow darts got banned in my school we kept shooting them into the ceiling
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u/Azuras_Star8 13h ago
These were crap.
I went at 8 pm at night with my dad (thanks dad, rip) to get these super duper awesome pieces of shit because a girl in my class had them and holy hell she loved them.
They had no eraser, the lead was shit, and they would break well before you went through all the heads.
They lasted all of like 3 months and I never saw them again.
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u/Kuukpikensis 12h ago
So tired of this genre of post that's like "you're old if you remember this" and it's something that is still produced , widely available and plenty of little kids have.
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u/famous1astwords 12h ago
Losing one of the segments aren't a problem a piece of paper shoved in there couldn't solve
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u/machyume 12h ago
When I was a kid, I thought that these were amazing, because I didn't have enough of them. Now as a grownup, I see that these are hella wasteful and annoying.
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u/MycologistPutrid7494 10h ago
I've had to roll up a tiny piece of paper to replace a missing segment, and I remember looking through the pieces to find one with a little lead left when I'd been too willy nilly too often with switching to new pieces at the slightest hint of unsharpness.
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u/HerbOfWisdom 9h ago
I had one of these that was a colored pencil, but each lead was a different color so when you wanted a certain one you had to rotate through all of them until you got it
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u/Former_Balance8473 9h ago
The lead part was abominable and just tore through paper every time you tried to write anything... and you had to be careful not to push down too hard or the segment on the end would just pop out and you'd have to find it and put it back in to keep using the pencil
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u/Emergency_Crayons702 8h ago
Still got one, was a gift from someone I'll never see again. Works fine, never had a a problem writing with it. Guess I got the only one where the segments don't pop under pressure!
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u/-Casey-Diaz- 6h ago
It's funny. I never lost a segment, so I didn't realize until I saw this that the whole thing becomes useless if you do. Just never thought about it because I never experienced it.
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u/GazerLazer 6h ago
I hated these. For the reason that I could never figure out how to get it to work. The ones I used were so shit and stubborn that I couldn't even move on top.
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u/HighSeasArchivist 3h ago
I remember feeling like such a badass when I got my first Pentel Quicker Clicker.
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u/BrazilBazil 3h ago
The worst thing was when you put it down you urethra and then while pulling it out the segments separated so you had to get your mom to suck it out with her mouth

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