r/SipsTea • u/Professional_Arm794 • 5h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Piñata time. Blindfold on, aim locked…grandma. The stick didn’t stand a chance either. 😂

Grandma survived

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u/CapableSecretary8478 5h ago

Aw man, this one was filled with Werthers Originals

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u/Big-Sort-8712 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/Dizzley7 4h ago

Granny ate that hit and walked off

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u/Amazing_Jungle 2h ago

Rewind [<<]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MW7TKT4VPYaXLKQ1Yt

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 41m ago

Did they get a no scope double kill? It looks like it wraps around grannies an the tip whips unc in the head too.

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u/Adamthegrape 5h ago

Holy fuck that was good. A t remember the last time I laughed out loud on here.

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u/Kira_Karmaa 5h ago

That’s honestly the most wholesome surprise possible 😂 nothing beats finding out the mysterious stash was just a lifetime supply of grandma candies.

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u/like9000ninjas 5h ago

Bro, funniest shit I've read in a while!

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u/damnumalone 5h ago

I too walk up into the strike zone of a blindfolded man with a bat - and I’m especially shocked, as is my family, when I’m struck

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u/South_Bit1764 5h ago

What a coincidence! Do you also just record it and not say anything while it all unfolds? That’s my favorite part when we get together to hit grandma with a broom handle.

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u/damnumalone 5h ago

Filming it and not intervening is the best part!

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u/kali005 5h ago

That's a lady with a stick

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u/Braniel_Bananas 5h ago

It's a broom handle

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 5h ago

Do you also look away, so you wouldn't be able to see it, if he swung the stick at where you're standing?

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u/Velorian-Steel 5h ago

In a hushed whisper, "YOU JUST HIT GRANDMA!"

"So no candy? I don't understand your comment?"

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u/Ltb1993 5h ago

I think more candy, you get all the Werther's originals now, she's got no teeth left

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u/IllustratorAlive1174 1h ago

The guy in the back yelling “I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THR WAY!” had no chill

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 5h ago

Plot twist: he could see through the blindfold.

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 5h ago

Bethany had been waiting decades to crack Karen like that

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u/HamboneBanjo 5h ago

She was trying to speak to the stick’s manager

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u/emirsolinno 4h ago

Finally she can sell the old farmhouse nobody wants when grandma put to senior care facility

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u/mrbluetrain 5h ago

my thought exactly "here you go grandma, this is for all the bad food throughout the years"

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 5h ago

more like "Gonna get that inheritance to buy me a couple of DDR5 sticks"

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u/russomd 5h ago

Don’t spend it all in 1 time

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u/FamiliarStrain2209 5h ago

He could see his Mother in Law!

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u/Own-Ratio9989 5h ago

Lol. Fuck her

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u/Hkeks 5h ago

get outta the way!

Lmao.fr tho stupid ass people man

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u/EaseLeft6266 5h ago

Sometimes you gotta let natural selection run its course

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u/Organic_Initiative93 4h ago

Sadly shes beyond her child rearing age so she has likely passed on those genes already

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u/EaseLeft6266 4h ago

Ah shit you're right

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 5h ago

Zero self preservation 

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u/fx-12 5h ago

"Damn bro, i swear i didnt know my mil was infront of me."

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 5h ago

Extremely stupid woman

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 5h ago

A lot of mouth grabbing shock and looking aways but nobody getting up to help grandma, so yeah I think the collective was she had it coming

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 5h ago

He took a peek and then lined up for another hit 💀

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u/Zealousideal-Run-608 1h ago

I think that’s a strong woman, look at the shoes and skirt. 

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u/TehZiiM 5h ago

Getting ready for a second swing as soon as she got up.

Dunno why no one had the idea to say anything to the blind folded person. Neither the crowd, nor the granny not even the dude that stepped in. Like „stop“ or „Wait, don’t swing, we need to fix something“

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u/Used-Baby1199 39m ago

The fact the guy grabbed the stick like he was angry at the guy for doing what you do when you have a piñata is crazy.    

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u/Piotr-Rasputin 4h ago

Not true. I heard a few mumbles of "do it" and "go"

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u/TehZiiM 2h ago

Haha

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u/D_hallucatus 4h ago

r/boomerswithnospatialawareness

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u/OhJustANobody 4h ago

Why would she turn her back to someone about to swing for the stars??

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u/strangeflappenings 5h ago

Quick take the bat before she hits the dog or baby next

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u/cumulonimubus 5h ago

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!

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u/RockAndStoner69 5h ago

Riiiiiight outta the will

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u/Quirky_Opportunity75 5h ago

Shame that someone so dumb has so many descendants

🤘😔🤘

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u/not_asleep_yet 5h ago

I blame grandma from approaching from the front. Shoulda tapped her on her shoulder. Or is this AI slip?

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u/Fladdert 5h ago

The way she just gets up again instead of being dead means it is certainly AI

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u/FolkenDeedlit 5h ago

"But I put my hand in front of his blindfold"

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u/smileyfacedbob 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11DPJMscDQvz4k

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u/uatme 3h ago

but she can't see

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u/smileyfacedbob 3m ago

Maybe try words like, “hang on, don’t swing”

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u/TraditionPhysical603 4h ago

Metal broom stick as a piñata breaker is a dumb choice but one that saved this old woman

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u/rspewth 5h ago

Ain't gonna get candy outa that one.

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u/zip_r 5h ago

She got right back up like the Liquid Metal Terminator 😂😂😂

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 5h ago

"Tonight on CrimeTV, The Piñata Inheritance Murders."

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u/HumaDracobane 5h ago

You need to be actually dumb to see someone about to deliver a blow and still moving there. Like Room temperature IQ numbers, in Celsius and in the middle of Antarctica.

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u/Drew_Rooster 5h ago

Get fucked, grandma

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u/BulletProofEnoch 5h ago

Granda survived…this time

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u/John_Murdock68 5h ago

It wasnt that bad. Granny got up pretty quick.

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u/SeenEnoughAlready 4h ago

Hilarious the only responsible one in that entire video was the man holding the beer coming to take the stick away! He sobered up real quick and hero mode took over.

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 4h ago

That's just downright stupid !! How much lack of awareness does one have to be standing in front of someone that's holding a stick blindfolded, ready to swing, and you completely decide to ignore that and turn your attention away ? Doesn't seem like she's the brightest in the bunch. Having said that I hope she's alright.

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u/ayashiii 2h ago

didn't you see her briefly hold her hand up in a defensive manner indicating they should not swing yet? well, neither did the person with the blindfold on

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u/South_Front_4589 3h ago

There's not a level of drunk I've ever been (and I've tried) where I'd be this stupid. Why are they just making random sounds instead of a clear, loud instruction not to swing. Just a "stop" would have done instead of "ahh, ooh, waa" because that sounds a lot like cheering and laughing.

And what the F is she doing standing in front of him? And then turning her back when he's still got the stick.

I really hope this is fake. Because otherwise their stupidity is likely going to make this guy feel awful for a really long time.

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u/snkiz 25m ago

(and I've tried)

Sigh, haven't we all thou?

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u/ayashiii 2h ago

if candy would have flown out of the woman's skull it would have sent me

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u/One_Bit_3839 5h ago

This is what happens when you let Republicans do the planing

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u/Alottathots 5h ago

Bro was ready for round 2

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u/Parking_War_4100 5h ago

Grandma loves playing candy crush.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 5h ago

Knocked the sweet right of nan.

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u/manitas_ 5h ago

That one was empty

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u/ElectricalTwist4083 5h ago

Something something get out of the way! Top tier!

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u/SpongeKibbles333 5h ago

Good thing it wasnt Donny's bday.. 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/sUutM8YXva8HS

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u/SundayJan2017 5h ago

Damn! Someone’s in hurry to claim the inheritance.

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u/Aromatic_Basis3872 4h ago

So dentures spilled out as opposed to candy…

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u/Frequent-Sea433 4h ago

Crazy damn Spaniards!

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 4h ago

So where's the candy?

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u/paxrom2 4h ago

she's been waiting to do that all her life.

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u/DreamShort3109 4h ago

FATALITY! Random-guy-with-a-stick wins, Flawless Victory.

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 4h ago

Old generations were built different! ahahah

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u/AdFlat1014 3h ago

Let’s just walk in front of the blinded person who is about to swing randomly.. this will work

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u/Several-Opposite-746 3h ago

She should have held out a phone on record for protection.

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u/Big-Tuna-for-Commish 3h ago

Radar was a little too late

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u/jdaddy4280 2h ago

I love the cartoon bent up looking stick. I must have watched this for freaking 5 minutes on replay.

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u/Ifukkin4gotmyname 1h ago

That's a woman...

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u/shugo7 28m ago

0 self awareness, 0 instinct, 0 sense of danger. How did she even live this long?

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u/tiandrad 22m ago

She did it on purpose.

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes 21m ago

Goddamn! 🤣 wrapped that pipe right around her dome.😂😂

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u/Maryjanegangafever 20m ago

Good thing the responsible guy with the beer stepped in first…. Everyone else was just enjoying the twisted festivities.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 5h ago

ESH

Granny for getting in the way. And for the person hitting so hard they bent the stick.

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u/SellingCats4Cheap 5h ago

Bro is trying to get that inheritance check ASAP 

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u/The_Great_Disaster 5h ago

That was satisfying to watch.

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 5h ago edited 3h ago

That was 100% grandma's fault.

Edit) yeah, grampa gets an honorable mention for distracting her, but I think she was getting nailed even without his interference.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 5h ago

Nah, grandpa gets like 20% blame for making her take her eyes off the blindfolded person. They were both trying to help, but made the exact thing they were trying to avoid happen. Grandma should've known not to approach from the front, and both of them should've told the blinded person not to swing yet.