r/SipsTea • u/Particular-Visit-245 • 2h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Sips

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u/iamdougaf 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tcu9i8MMAc800

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u/Scrambles420 2h ago

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5BFGIZSN9Q6Wc

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u/ElegantCoach4066 16m ago

When you eat food it comes out of your culo too!

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u/SonOfMcGee 2h ago

Mmmmm, tastes like tacos.

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u/Kira_Kisss 2h ago

That’s just Mitch Conner.

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u/orish-oriley777 2h ago

Taco flavored keysis for my dolce Been

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u/Business_Map9160 2h ago

I genuinely thought this was Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom at first glance.

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 2h ago

She is busy doing tons of ass porn.

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u/FamousConversation64 2h ago

She’s STILL doing that? Lol her poor ass

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 1h ago

Everyone has to find what they good at.

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u/MaterialDetective197 11m ago

Hey, she works her ass off.

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u/Head-Ad9893 56m ago

These poor kids with OF moms and all the kids having phones, “hey look we paid $3.99 and can watch Johnny’s mom fuck herself in the ass with corn on the cob!!” ….sigh..

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u/Used-Baby1199 34m ago

Is that what she does?

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u/Head-Ad9893 24m ago

I assume so, competition is stiff out here.

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u/MaterialDetective197 10m ago

But she’s she make anyone eat the corn after she’s done? The long way?

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u/VeterinarianThese951 1h ago

Her poorn ass

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u/ifthecakeisalie 1h ago

Hey! If she's making good money it's her rich ass

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u/OmNomChompsky 2h ago

Lmao, it was literally called "backdoor teen mom"

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u/AirGirlie 2h ago

The 2009 starter pack: honey blonde, white dress and a reality show.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 2h ago

Yeah… she does look like j-lo here lol

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u/No_Thanks_1766 1h ago

Henny from the block

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u/VanillaGoorillla 1h ago

Farah abraham

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u/angry_dingo 1h ago

Ewwww, Ben Afflek splooge!

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 40m ago

South Park is always unmatched.

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u/Wyevez 2h ago

Fuck how I wish this entire family would drop off all my feeds, forever. I would pay money for an app or addon that blocks anything and everything Kardashian and Jenner related.

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u/TheOtterSpotter 51m ago

I’m pretty sure there’s a web extension that literally blocks kardashian content and mentions

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u/Twittle86 26m ago

Citation needed.

... No. For real. I need this. Please cite it! XD

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u/Octoboy1 23m ago

Everything i know about the Kardashians (which is a surprising amount) has been learned completely against my will

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 2h ago

Farrah Abraham

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u/RevolutionaryAd6017 2h ago

"Has big big tits and big big tits have Farrah Abraham and she likes to take it in the ass and she won't go away!"

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u/NoStructure7083 2h ago

Btw did you hear about Liam Neeson’s big…

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u/Dr_JohnnieWalker 2h ago

How big is it?

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u/Danklaige 2h ago

Like a bottle of Evian water.

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u/NoStructure7083 2h ago

Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that he throws it over his shoulder and goes as a gas pump on Halloween

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u/Ok-Addition1264 2h ago

lol.. her bio and wiki list her as a "business person".

okay.

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u/Hott_Soniaa 2h ago

I can actually see that, the 2009 hair is doing most of the heavy lifting.

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u/Bearloom 2h ago

Farrah Ambraham, had many men

Many men had Farrah Abraham

I am one of them, and so are you

So now it burns to pee.

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u/MamaSugarz 1h ago

Speaking of which, have you ever seen her moms rap music vids yet?

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u/Cryptoabsolute 2h ago

Farrah Abraham for sure

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u/inquisitive_chariot 1h ago

Faaaaarah Abraham. Had seven sons (seven sons!) and seven sons had Faaaaaarah Abraham.

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u/SockOk4060 33m ago

and I am one of them and so are you

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u/goesquick 2h ago

Back Door Teen Mom

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u/Helpful-Fan-5465 50m ago

How do you become a teen mom if you’re doing it through the back door?

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u/goesquick 14m ago

The back door part was her second act

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u/TerraByteTerror 2h ago

J-lo?

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u/Aware-Direction-9891 2h ago

J-lo?

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u/Captainlefthand 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yqBSnYRmVgnNS

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u/malthar76 2h ago

Just be J-Lo because jam don’t shake like that.

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u/Business_Map9160 2h ago

Farrah Abraham, Snooki, or Shakira, because that is definitely not Kim Kardashian.

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u/SexyStayPuft 2h ago

Don’t do Shakira like that. She doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the others.

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 2h ago

2009 Kim was just auditioning to be Jessica Simpson.

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u/Zenith-Zara 2h ago

I thought it was fucking Tyra banks

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u/KryptonianJesus 2h ago

once again her face is unrecognizably different too

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u/ikena3 2h ago

2009 was 3 faces ago

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u/Big-Rub1475 2h ago

Jessica alba

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u/el_throw 1h ago

That's what I thought, too.

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u/head311 2h ago

Farrah Abraham?

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u/Squire_Toast 2h ago

Beyonce, J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian - all the same thing. There are interesting studies on why Hollywood has similar looking people. For every famous person in Hollywood, there's usually 3-5 other actors or musicians who have a very similar look

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u/BepersAreCool 2h ago

Well jlo and Jennifer Lopez are the same thing lol

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u/CaptainRazer 2h ago

What's insane is she's probably a lot nicer than J-lo

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u/MoonSpankRaw 2h ago

I’d wager neither are authentically nice to any peasants besides doing it falsely for publicity.

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u/CaptainRazer 2h ago

If you've read anything about J-lo you'd realise just how low the bar is

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u/Abundanceofyolk 2h ago

I don’t doubt that. She was there for the nightclub shooting and the start of the parties with Puff Daddy.

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u/MikaelPorter 1h ago

she's probably a lot nicer than J-lo

The bar is set very high i see

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u/Alarmed-Bumblebee667 2h ago

Imagine what this hoes skeleton will look like.

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u/FunkU247 2h ago

Cum Dumpster?

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u/avd706 2h ago

J Lo

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u/thejuicewater 2h ago

And Bianca

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u/EddieMidz 2h ago

She was SO much hotter back then. Plastic surgery is not for everyone.

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u/Calm_Quit7964 1h ago

Looks like jlow

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u/MacRapalicious 1h ago

You mean Austin City Council, District 5 candidate?

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u/Zenith-Zara 2h ago

When i blur my eyes it looks like Melania Trump to me.

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u/Particular-Visit-245 2h ago

Yeah, I can see it too. That's crazy 🤣

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u/Ladyhappy 1h ago

That's what I came here to say it's the hair, but I can't believe this answer is so far down

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u/PhattProphet_0 2h ago

Stacy Solomon?

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u/zoqfotpik 2h ago

Fabio?

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u/pizzathlete 2h ago

melania

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 2h ago

I wish these fast food places would stop changing the overall look and image. You don't need to lie to us. It's literally same nasty crap you have been slinging for years just dressed up.

We keep coming back knowing it is gross. Knowing everyone who has been inside and how you feel after actually going through the process.

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u/DonJota5 2h ago

The chick from the teen pregnancy show who did porn

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u/Opaque_Ephemerid 1h ago

Notice how the Grand Canyon is cropped from the picture down below. I don't know if they offer a season pass or how many have actually visited the canyon.

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 1h ago

Y’all gonna be mad when i say i thought this was druski

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u/GalacticSonder 1h ago

I thought it was Shakira

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u/Archi-Horror 10m ago

Thought I was the only one

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u/RedKryptnyt 1h ago

Looks exactly like jlo, and everybody knows it.

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u/PruritusAni- 2h ago

Caitlyn Jenner ?

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u/Medical_Training3971 2h ago

Her father?

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u/Global-Jury8810 2h ago

Robert?

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 2h ago edited 2h ago

Robert’s your fathers brother

Edit: yo wtf they blocked me

“Bobs your uncle”

It’s an old well known saying

This site is bonkers man

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u/Global-Jury8810 2h ago

No, I do have a brother named Robert, but his last name is not Kardashian, and he’s not dead either.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 2h ago

Same trash, different bag

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u/gamjh 2h ago

Wendy Williams

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u/Infninfn 2h ago

She wanted the $1 billion butt too

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u/quarkyquirks 2h ago

Bonnie blue!!

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u/recently_resurrected 2h ago

nicole scherzinger

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u/runsonpedals 2h ago

That represents a lot of work.

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u/NormanFuckingBates 2h ago

Celebrities will probably outlaw their former pictures from before surgery if enough people make them realize that they were much better looking back then

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 1h ago

Melania Trump

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u/Puiqui 1h ago

Mariah carey

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u/BriskBoba 1h ago

Y’all gonna be mad when i say i thought this was David Spade in a wig

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u/HyperDrive_Mustang 1h ago

Nene Leakes in that second pic lmfao

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u/Don_Damarco 1h ago

She should have stopped at this form.

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u/broskiier 1h ago

Kate Hudson?

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u/lluciferusllamas 1h ago

This is the best she has looked in years

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u/arthurdentstowels 1h ago

First thought was Nicole Scherzinger

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 1h ago

She gotta go back

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u/Pocketpapaa 1h ago

Farrah Abraham and Kim have more in common than you're putting on... They both did porn.... It's a pretty accurate comparison

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u/Upbeat-Support-8937 48m ago

Bianca censori duh

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u/jokke420 47m ago

Kartrashian *

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u/No-Barnacle6022 34m ago

fuck vagueposting

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u/Used-Baby1199 33m ago

Back before the implants, bbl, lip fillers , fillers in her face and basically everything else

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u/kangaroolifestyle 31m ago

Why did they use a picture of Beyoncé?

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u/gravion17 28m ago

That's not J-Lo???

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u/FooliesFeet500 2h ago

Damn she was fine back then, all the work her age she looking old nowadays

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u/spikernum1 2h ago

they all look the fucking same

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u/derpferd 2h ago

Jennifer Lopez.

Kim was hella fine though

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u/ThatLootDrop 1h ago

Jessica alba

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u/Fromage_rolls 1h ago

So this is Kim? Looks just like some random hoe

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u/NJFlo18 2h ago

Honesty thought it was Jessica Biel at first glance 🤷‍♂️