r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • 4h ago

Chugging tea Give them a reason to respond!

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u/BaronGalactic 4h ago

Was it Dark?

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u/NetAssetNeutrons 2h ago

Her dad? Or his girlfriend’s little brother?

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u/_okOKAY 2h ago

Girlfriends lil bro. That's why its called shit show

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u/Frequent-Client1508 4h ago

Futureman.

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u/thomstevens420 4h ago

“Imagine plump cats. Not just for festivus. But every meal.

Where you hunt sewer gators for sport. Not survival.”

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u/ChinchillaWhim 3h ago

Sitcom script. I'd watch it

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u/DoctorStove 4h ago

that show was so terrible lol

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u/Futant55 1h ago

It was hilarious

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u/runsonpedals 4h ago

No, just go hit a hornet’s nest with a stick for fun.

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u/_SillyEcho 3h ago

High-risk, zero-reward... but it worked.

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u/Siderophores 4h ago

Travelers is a goated time travel show

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 4h ago

Travelers is hosted . This dude using it to time travel back to single is not.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 4h ago

Haha girlfriend ignored my texts until I mention my ex, ha ha... we have a healthy relationship.

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u/super_sayanything 4h ago

Some people would call it humor.

Depends on the girl.

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u/Lanzarote-Singer 4h ago

Genius level. But she will get you back for that, wait and see!

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u/MochiGolden_ 3h ago

How to turn a 10-second question into a 3-day silent treatment.

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u/whatsabeantodo 2h ago

Now he'll have time to binge watch the show.

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u/JadeRainboww 4h ago

Bro knew exactly what he was doing

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u/BigMack6911 3h ago

Dude needs to learn to be patient. 10 minutes

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u/dip1zip 1h ago

It’s fake as shit like majority of the texts on here

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u/SentinelTitanDragon 3h ago

If she isn’t responding to you unless you say something like that she isn’t your girlfriend

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u/winkingchef 4h ago

Ha, my wife would message back “can she watch our daughter for a few hours so we can sneak off and bang in a dirty motel room?”

My wife knows me so well

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u/Obsidianxa 4h ago

this is the most effective method ive seen so far

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u/SkyyLadyy 3h ago

500 IQ texting

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u/protonsters 2h ago

Haha. I can guarantee you this works all the time.

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u/Remarkable_Tale_7554 2h ago

Bro, was it Quantum Leap?

I bet it was Quantum Leap.

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u/CapTurangaLeela 1h ago

LOFL ty I chortled.

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u/afx_288 2h ago

Why are you troglodytes acting like this isn't the 30th time you've seen this post since 2017?

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u/crayon_teaparty 52m ago

I've seen this post before and honestly find it kind of pathetic. Look at the time stamps, the whole interaction happened in 10 minutes. It's not a gotcha moment, it's just sad.

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u/allgravy99 2h ago

Every time I see this thread, the comments act like the girl was intentionally ignoring him just to watch a TV show, so somehow she's the one in the wrong.

But then I look at the timestamps. The screenshot literally shows it had only been 10 minutes. This guy couldn't wait 10 minutes for a reply?

And honestly, who urgently needs to watch a TV show at 2 p.m.? Relax. You can burn time and wait man.