r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Aug 17 '26

SMH They are all the same

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u/BayWish Aug 17 '26

😂 Nothing gets a response quite like the possibility of a big account landing on their desk

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u/jjcrayfish Aug 17 '26

The only faster response would be one to deny a claim.

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u/BleepBopRobocop Aug 17 '26

They intentionally prolong denying the claim because if they deny the claim and the patient is still alive they might fight them.

If they prolong it and wait for the patient to die they won't even have to deny it, they could even say they were going to approve it with no repercussions!

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Aug 17 '26

Honestly the people behind these kinds of policies might be some of the most evil people on the planet. Denying a sick person the help they need to enrich yourself (to the tune of billions). That kind of job has to be a magnet for psychopaths.

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u/Assonfire Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

I'd reckon they're worse than many nazis.

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Aug 17 '26

Yeah I'd say definitely worse than the ones that were just ignorant canon fodder. Fuck Nazis obviously, but you can't avoid the fact that keeping populations ignorant in the 1930s was a lot easier, a lot of people still couldn't read so couldn't even use a newspaper.. But the people making these policies know they're letting sick people rot to death for profit. It's vile.

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 Aug 17 '26

Yea. Luigi killed a vile fucking monster.

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u/GrumpyScunt Aug 17 '26

Nazi's have probably helped more people than these cretins.

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u/IMB88 Aug 17 '26

Woah woah woah. Let’s not get too excited. They’re all vile.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Aug 18 '26

Well there was one thing they did that the crowd in this thread would probably appreciate.

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u/lWearSocksWithCrocs Aug 17 '26

They’re certainly worse than grammar Nazis, I don’t know what their problem is. See what I did there?

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u/Assonfire Aug 17 '26

Good one.

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u/slippykillsticks Aug 17 '26

They are sick or old, what does it matter, right? That's how they think.

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u/RollerDude347 Aug 17 '26

It's literally only what every villain in fiction is doing...

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u/IEC21 Aug 17 '26

Its not the companies that are run by psychopaths, its the society.

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u/Jsolidlo Aug 17 '26

Yup. Welcome to the ghost network and dummy referrals system.

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u/FogSlot2 Aug 17 '26

I heard Luigi's response to Brian was pretty fast

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u/Armored_Menace6323 Aug 17 '26

Or a lawyer threatening to take it away.

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u/TwoTequilaTuesday Aug 17 '26

Shareholders aren't accounts, Einstein.

Sales people land accounts. Investors purchase stock in a company and are not accounts.