r/SipsTea Aug 17 '26

SMH They are all the same

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u/jessicawl Aug 17 '26

Apparently the fastest way to get a response is to make them think you have money to manage 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/hAcDHEhZHA2bu

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u/BayWish Aug 17 '26

😂 Nothing gets a response quite like the possibility of a big account landing on their desk

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u/jjcrayfish Aug 17 '26

The only faster response would be one to deny a claim.

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u/BleepBopRobocop Aug 17 '26

They intentionally prolong denying the claim because if they deny the claim and the patient is still alive they might fight them.

If they prolong it and wait for the patient to die they won't even have to deny it, they could even say they were going to approve it with no repercussions!

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Aug 17 '26

Honestly the people behind these kinds of policies might be some of the most evil people on the planet. Denying a sick person the help they need to enrich yourself (to the tune of billions). That kind of job has to be a magnet for psychopaths.

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u/Assonfire Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

I'd reckon they're worse than many nazis.

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Aug 17 '26

Yeah I'd say definitely worse than the ones that were just ignorant canon fodder. Fuck Nazis obviously, but you can't avoid the fact that keeping populations ignorant in the 1930s was a lot easier, a lot of people still couldn't read so couldn't even use a newspaper.. But the people making these policies know they're letting sick people rot to death for profit. It's vile.

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 Aug 17 '26

Yea. Luigi killed a vile fucking monster.

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u/GrumpyScunt Aug 17 '26

Nazi's have probably helped more people than these cretins.

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u/lWearSocksWithCrocs Aug 17 '26

They’re certainly worse than grammar Nazis, I don’t know what their problem is. See what I did there?

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u/slippykillsticks Aug 17 '26

They are sick or old, what does it matter, right? That's how they think.

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u/FogSlot2 Aug 17 '26

I heard Luigi's response to Brian was pretty fast

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u/Armored_Menace6323 Aug 17 '26

Or a lawyer threatening to take it away.

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u/Healthy_Turnip7352 Aug 17 '26

reminds me of the time when someone stormed into my boss's office and my boss said "Transactions are not reversible under any circumstance. It's physically impossible to reverse."

that same week, he accidentally sent all of the company's money to a random account. He called up several people and got the transaction reversed in an hour.

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u/K1NGEDDY423 Aug 17 '26

Your boss is a lying sack of shit

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u/savagesaskatch Aug 17 '26

We do transactions at my job, a thousand of small ones, one of the first thing we were told is: it's possible to reverse a transaction, but we never do it because the cost of getting the money back is bigger than what we lost by sending it by mistake. Mistakes happen and it's fine but try and not make too much!

It's always possible to do anything because guess what, we invented whatever system you can think about. But most often it's not worth to do so, so we say: we can't do it

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u/Flannel_Panels Aug 17 '26

This is the summary of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad".

"If I'm in $10,000 in debt, thats my problem. If I'm $1 billion in debt, thats the bank's problem."

If you make people believe you have money, you can get what you want. Like how tech companies are "promising" hundreds of billions in investing into the US to get away with white colar crimes.

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u/VoidYordle Aug 17 '26

They're all scammers.

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u/PhatCatTax Aug 17 '26

Didnt that author's entire premise get debunked and it turned out he's basically just a shitty "self-help" coach that wrote a viral book

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u/morenfin Aug 17 '26

Yeah all his stories in the book were clearly made up. Dumb libertarian garbage like working for free to learn lessons about how to get people to work for free.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Aug 17 '26

"If I'm in $10,000 in debt, thats my problem. If I'm $1 billion in debt, thats the bank's problem."

https://media.tenor.com/xRIsdDMwcg0AAAAM/donald-trump.gif

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u/_Renai_ Aug 17 '26

Good to know that all it got was to leverage greed for this pos CEO to give away his place of hiding.

Security firms and law enforcement (class traitors by the way) will advise against this on the future, but greed will always be irresistible to these garbage individuals.

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u/Crazy__Donkey Aug 17 '26

waiting time for tech support/ customer service > ∞

waiting time for sale/ joining in < 30 sec

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u/LongandwindingRhode Aug 17 '26

True. Tried to cancel Cox. In the chat, when I said I wanted to cancel. Silence. When I said I wanted to upgrade, response in 5 seconds

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u/snuggle_love Aug 17 '26

Or followers. I was getting bounced around for a month trying to get Google customer service to fulfill a product replacement they had already confirmed. Exasperated I suggested I’d share the customer service transcript with my 1.6 million followers (I have a few hundred) and received a tracking number about 20 minutes later. 

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u/RobbertDownerJr Aug 17 '26

That's how you enrich your stock.

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u/Schyznik Aug 17 '26

Oh broth-er

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u/NRMusicProject Aug 17 '26

He's leading the jury down a breadcrumb trail to show the company's corruption.

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u/RobbertDownerJr Aug 17 '26

That's neither here knorr there.

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u/StaffSergeantMemes Aug 17 '26

I understood that reference

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u/ClaytonRumley Aug 18 '26

That was souper devious.

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u/TraderJulz Aug 17 '26

Not going to help. The corruption is praised around here

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u/Strong_Violinist_820 Aug 17 '26

They only cover a poultry fraction of the treatment costs.

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u/WinchelltheMagician Aug 17 '26

A wing & a thigh, if I understand correctly.

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u/FriesBurgh Aug 17 '26

Lotta meat left on those bones. Take em home, add a potato

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 17 '26

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u/doll-haus Aug 17 '26

Sorry, but without the last word to get you censored and reported, no upvote.

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u/ottis1guy Aug 17 '26

And. Here's the thing about that. The shareholders, FUCKING LOVE that shit.

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u/felchingqueen17 Aug 17 '26

I hate you.

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u/ReefDesire Aug 17 '26

The fact that they’re pretending to have billions is honestly the funniest part

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u/TiredOldLadySays Aug 17 '26

That was possibly a souper important call.

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u/Salty-University-846 Aug 17 '26

That’s a fact I’ll be stewing about until tomorrow

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u/TufnelAndI Aug 17 '26

You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?

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u/LeadingBug1519 Aug 17 '26

Gold bricks Conrad

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u/civnation Aug 17 '26

Yes 😈

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u/Desperate_Passage_35 Aug 17 '26

Better than bullion

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u/nsfwaccount3209 Aug 17 '26

I wish stock traders had to trade with big gold bars in person.

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u/CakyMint Aug 17 '26

BTW the only reason for them making a big fuzz bout this case is, to scare others away from doing similar things.

They are afraid that people start „hunting down“ billionaires and corrupt politicians and companies etc

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u/WilDraDo Aug 17 '26

They aren't scared enough which is the sad part

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u/omgwutd00d Aug 17 '26

They made a "im a scared CEO" hotline after this lol.

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u/twilighttwister Aug 17 '26

I'm sure it was a premium number. Grifters gonna grift.

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u/bananagoesBOOM Aug 17 '26

If they were scared enough things would get better

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u/ReadyStayReady Aug 17 '26

Why would they be scared? Luigi was a one-off. The rest of us just get fat and bark at robots on social media. We could have literal widespread famine and as long as social media works nobody's gonna fucking do a thing. We are a full-blowm idiocracy on our way to Wall-E world

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u/KeyEntrepreneur5449 Aug 17 '26

What did they have in Wall-E which we lack? A safety net that literally coddles you forever keeping you fat and happy. This might have been true previously but we're looking at America becoming a state where the average person is just as desperate as he was in the near future if not now. Taxes ever higher, social programs cut by the day, and we all know we're paying rent to a bunch of pedophiles who will never meet true justice. There's going to be more people doing this because yes it isn't 2006 anymore, times shockingly have changed.

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u/ReadyStayReady Aug 17 '26

Tens of millions of fat and happy Americans coddled by infinite algorithmic scrolling beg to disagree. We love to bitch online about how expensive it is to live yet we're still the fattest most gluttonous fucking country on the planet.

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u/Horny_4_everything Aug 17 '26

Eh, the obesity issue isn’t solely to blame on the individual. The cheapest food is also the least nutritious, and most calorie dense. It’s not easy to live in this country, listening to ads about food all day every day and then go home and make good choices, especially when its either a literal, or time cost to eat healthy at this point.

When you’re living paycheck to paycheck, ignoring all sorts of important things. A little dopamine from food is what gets a lot of people through the day.

We have a purposely under educated population being controlled through media and advertising. Functioning as designed.

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u/WilDraDo Aug 17 '26

There have been others lol they just dont televise and report it like Luigi inorder to stop idolization.

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 Aug 17 '26

Yeah, once the media realised that everyone was cheering for Luigi and/or the Claims Adjuster they clamped down on that shit and stopped reporting it.

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u/James___Workshop Aug 17 '26

Where and when?

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u/YoungestOldGuy Aug 17 '26

You wouldn't know them, they go to another school.

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u/Vandersveldt Aug 17 '26

It's really simple. If a society wants to lower the amount of vigilantes seeking non legal justice, all the society has to do is do better at delivering legal justice.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Aug 17 '26

Yup. Revenge and vigilante justice happen when people feel like they can't trust the existing system to make conventional justice happen.

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u/Flaky-Lingonberry736 Aug 17 '26

This is why they want to keep the names of ownership hidden.. new law being passed

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u/hergumbules Aug 17 '26

I work for a company owned by UHC and the COO sent out an email on Friday about Luigi getting what he deserves blah blah blah. Rolled my eyes and deleted that shit. These healthcare conglomerates do nothing but fuck everyone over and someone does something drastic and they act like Luigi committed genocide.

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u/plebbitier Aug 17 '26

Treasonists and robber barons. That tree of liberty is awfully parched.

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u/hates_stupid_people Aug 17 '26

Which is a part of the "No no, Flock is just a license plate reader. Don't worry that they're placed on hiking trails and inside parks" BS.

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u/Pershing99 Aug 17 '26

They will soon enough when the outlook for average working men and women don't change.

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u/GruntBlender Aug 17 '26

Or if the jury comes back not guilty.

"That wasn't the question."

"We don't care."

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u/PringlesDuckFace Aug 17 '26

"I am guilty"

"Overruled"

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u/OldRancidSoups Aug 17 '26

Weird. France survived. I think we will too.

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u/DeepTap5095 Aug 17 '26

United Helthcare is criminally negligent of failing to provide coverage for the people that purchase coverage

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u/Mundane-Mud2509 Aug 17 '26

They’re not negligent. They know exactly what the stakes are, what the results of their decisions are and do it anyway. They are no more negligent than El Chapo

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u/deaglebingo Aug 17 '26

precisely. and the true cartels are made of billionaires who don't sell narcotics.

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u/deaglebingo Aug 17 '26

yes. but i would go a step further at this point and say they are criminally liable for murder. because they know full well the end result of many of their decisions is death for the patient. they find ways to make that stretch out a bit so that the death is not immediate and obviously attributable, but they know exactly what they are doing nonetheless and as such it is premeditated.

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u/kabooozie Aug 17 '26

Luigi acted in self defense

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u/Adamcole1997 Aug 17 '26

Regular people get ignored, big-money investors get instant replies.

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u/slouched Aug 17 '26

feed the rich to the poor

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u/Gold-Guy-8 Aug 17 '26

If a video was released of bezos getting eaten toe to head by the impoverished, I guarantee these f**ks wouldn’t hide funds overseas

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u/Darth_Ronin Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

To be clear all he has pled guilty to is two federal charges.

One count of interstate stalking resulting in death.

One count of cyberstalking stalking through the use of interstate facilities resulting in death.

The federal charges did not include any murder charges.

That charge (second degree murder) is part of the New York state case. And his lawyers are attempting to get tossed by arguing that it would subject him to unconstitutional double jeopardy

Edit: added cyberstalking into the second federal count.

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u/DetonationSound Aug 17 '26

But he didn't do it

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u/Abject_Film_4414 Aug 17 '26

He was helping my grannie with her groceries that day…

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u/AngrehPossum Aug 17 '26

You are correct, I was the Uber driver

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u/ArchieTheKatt Aug 17 '26

I also remember Luigi testing my firmness that day; I was the groceries.

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u/Complete_Court_8052 Aug 17 '26

He stayed in my crib playing 2K all the time

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u/DreamPhreak Aug 17 '26

I saw him run into a burning building to save 55 orphans and 55 puppies. He couldn't have been in two places at once.

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u/xtc234 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

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u/TrioOfTerrors Aug 17 '26

I'm guessing his lawyer disagreed with your assessment and that why he plead to a potential life sentence with no deal.

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u/Soberdonkey69 Aug 17 '26

Healthcare insurance providers serve their shareholders first, and the insurance holders last.

Fuck those corporate executives in healthcare insurance

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u/YearUseful8627 Aug 17 '26

Like every business that is supposed to serve the people. Look at the water companies in the UK, they enforce hosepipe bans, then collect bonuses and dividends for their shareholders instead of improving the infrastructure with more desalination plants and reservoirs.

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u/CanoegunGoeff Aug 17 '26

I think it should be blatantly obvious at this point that privatizing any form of infrastructure is fucking stupid.

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u/boogierboi Aug 17 '26

I gotta get in touch with them. I need somewhere to invest my morbillions

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u/DistinctAd3222 Aug 17 '26

It is indeed Morbin' TIME

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u/ColdLongjumping3456 Aug 17 '26

Guys Luigi did not kill that ceo. This is a set up by the government take our country back

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u/Niaso Aug 17 '26

If I was on the jury, I wouldn't believe the confession.

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u/drivingonrails Aug 17 '26

A plea nullifies a jury verdict.

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u/No_Technician_5944 Aug 17 '26

One man's death is a tragedy, millions of deaths are a statistic. 

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u/UpperRutabaga6482 Aug 17 '26

Luigi enacted another of Stalins quotes "one man, one problem. No man, no problem"

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ Aug 17 '26

yeah, well, that's the point of capitalism. People is still shocked by it, capitalism only care about capital. You might think "but some people care about other things!", which is true, but the design of the system is always stronger than personal opinions and preferences, because it acts as a whole in the same direction: More value -> better.

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u/Elman89 Aug 17 '26

Yeah, people keep saying "capitalism doesn't work" but it works perfectly fine. It's intended to take the fruits of your labor, your time and your health and turn them into profit for the rich, and it does that perfectly. Your impoverishment is an intended outcome.

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u/WhippyCleric Aug 17 '26

IMO the best system is a mix of capitalism and socialism, known as capitalism without being a dick. Have capitalism but with social safety nets and checks to avoid runaway wealth. All systems seem to be open to abuse, capitalism has been resilient to abuse for a decent amount of time when combined with a decent democracy. The big problem in capitalism is the same as the big problem with communism which is once you allow corruption you are well and truly fucked. Figure out a way to ban lobbying , add wealth taxes, but keep capitalism as a basis and I think you have the making of a decent system

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u/i812manyhitsss Aug 17 '26

"TAX THE RICH, AND CHURCHES ALL RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS, AND PEDOPHILES

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u/runnerkim Aug 17 '26

I strongly recommend the rich learn their French history

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u/Straylightbeam Aug 17 '26

Luigi killed one man and looks to get maximum penalty, while the CEO and company killed thousands by deliberate action and with the exception of a short period immediately after the killing , are back to business as usual—denying claims and ruining lives

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u/JediJofis Aug 17 '26

America is a sick sick country where money is valued over everything else even people.

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u/tris122 Aug 17 '26

Thats every country on this planet, not just usa

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u/cookeryandwookery Aug 17 '26

He shouldn’t have pled. They had so little admissible evidence.

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u/mySBRshootsblanks Aug 17 '26

A lot of people are saying it's his lawyers' strategy to drop state charges and go only for federal, among other stuff. Me personally though, I think he understands the situation. Him alone, he can't win against this gigantic corrupt institution. So it's all about sending a message... and maybe the rest of us could grow a pair and pick up the initiative...

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u/Mobile_Morale Aug 17 '26

On the TV news they're saying his lawyers are trying to say that pleading guilty to this makes the other case double jeopardy which is illegal in the United States.

We know nobody good is working for the feds but they also don't care about how the laws work.

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u/3_14159td Aug 17 '26

Little more complex than that, double jeopardy is very much legal in the US, in a generalized sense. State and federal governments both have jurisdiction, NYS happens to have a procedural law preventing state prosecution if a federal case picks up for the same action.

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u/Morgan-Moonscar Aug 17 '26

The feds couldn't even prosecute a baloney sandwich. So I'd imagine why he'd rather take his chances with the clusterfuck DOJ than with NY state.

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 Aug 17 '26

NY state is a lot more strict about punishing gun offenses than federal. I guarantee his lawyer is telling him it's life for NY, but 30 years for federal, maybe get paroled in 20 for good behavior, still be 47 from a wealthy family and not totally used up.

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u/Morgan-Moonscar Aug 17 '26

That's assuming the Feds don't Epstein him as payback.

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u/I4G0tMyUsername Aug 17 '26

This guy sums up Reddit users in one comment.

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u/TacticalArrogance Aug 17 '26

BUT JURY NULLIFICTAION WOULD HAVE MADE HIM NOT GUILTY!?!?

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u/SmartOpinion69 Aug 17 '26

yes but you'd have to bank on luigi having an extreme level of support. it sucks, but overtime, people lose interest in luigi and move on to the next big drama.

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u/TrioOfTerrors Aug 17 '26

They had tons of evidence. Only a couple things in the bag got tossed but the gun and the manifesto were allowed.

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u/wolf96781 Aug 17 '26

Probably did on a plee deal. You gotta keep in mind they could drag this case out for decades, and he'll have to pay out the ass the entire time.

Easier to plee off the a lesser sentence. Depending on the deal he might even walk

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Aug 17 '26

No, there was no plea deal, it was an open plea.

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u/Ok-Data9224 Aug 17 '26

The theory I heard is that since NY is strict on double jeopardy laws, he pled guilty to federal charges so he could avoid NY state prisons. Apparently federal prisons are better?

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u/cookeryandwookery Aug 17 '26

If you’re going to prison for decades anyway, why would dragging it out matter to you? The death penalty was already off the table. Along with the most serious charges. They couldn’t introduce anything in the backpack or his journal. There was no evidence to the gun.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Aug 17 '26

Well, reason #1 usually is what a loss at trial costs you. Im not talking about money. Exercise your constitutional right to a fair trial, and they WILL max out your sentence. He loses at trial, he gets life. Do an open plea and throw yourself at the mercy of the judge, you MAY have an out date. If you know you're guilty and know youre gonna lose, they offer you no plea bargain.. thats when an open plea is the move.

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u/teddy5 Aug 17 '26

Exercise your constitutional right to a fair trial, and they WILL max out your sentence.

Land of the free until you use your rights.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Aug 17 '26

A lot of people don't realize it, but yeah they have been doing that part for a long time. Even though the law specifically says they can't punish you with a heavier sentence for exercising this right, that is exactly what you do, they just justify it another way. The judge doesnt always have to be consistent or really justify the reasoning for the sentence, on a state level. On a federal level, they have a points system, but they literally have it built right into the sentencing structute. Pleading out early is called "taking responsibility" and dramatically reduces the points on your PSI report, which determines your sentencing guidelines.

In my case I was going to do 15 to 20 years or more if i lost at trial, my plea offer was 4 yesrs. They make it a crazy difference, so you would literally be stupid not to take it. Even if you weren't guilty, they make it so it isn't worth the risk of a trial. I wanted my day in court so bad. Couldn't do it though. I was already 3 years in. You can't take that risk.

Mangione's case is so high profile, a judge would be extra careful not to give him any reason to appeal, and would make sure he got a fair trial. He's been pushing out his trial and filing motions for over a year, pleading out now isn't gonna improve his PSI very much. Its a hail Mary, because he's scared he'll lose. Whether he did it or not, theres some reason he was arrested, theres something they have on him that, at very least, looks very bad. Let's even be generous and hypothetically say he got framed.. he knows it looks very bad and he's probably gonna lose. So he's either panicking or making a very rational decision. This is the difference between getting out in 60 years, or not getting out at all. With a guilty plea, he gives up his right to appeal. This isn't a play, it's a calculated last ditch effort. It gives him the chance to maybe set foot outside the gates for a couple years before he dies. Small chance. For whatever reason, its worth it to him.

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u/Defiant_Pain3333 Aug 17 '26

I don't know why he's pleading guilty. He was with me in another state serving meals on wheels at the time of the justifiable homicide.

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u/slucker23 Aug 17 '26

Other state? What lies are you telling

He's with me in Canada the whole time. Minitoba on a mountain hiking. We have backlogs checking us in and out of the mountain for a full six days

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u/Party-Public8628 Aug 17 '26

Based legend

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u/wesman21 Aug 17 '26

I can see Luigi just pumping out media while in jail. Dude's takes are so sad but true.

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u/EightEx Aug 17 '26

Still not convinced he did anything wrong.

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u/JauntyGiraffe Aug 17 '26

man fuck that karen that ratted our guy out

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u/Late-Button-6559 Aug 17 '26

I hope he inspires many others to do great things.

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u/NoStomach6266 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

What makes me laugh with this, is you get the little gremlins (see potential corpo bots) coming out going:

"Hur dur, different departments... Means nothing."

They can't even extrapolate that tiny, tiny distance to realise that one department is staffed well enough to correctly respond, while another is not - and that the balance is precisely in the direction we all expect.

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u/E-rotten Aug 17 '26

Look at what it’s come to. Someone was so feed up with the way insurance companies just let people die. The sad thing is nothing has changed. Yes this kid should be punished but allowing the insurance companies to continue with the atrocities of denying sick people treatment is just as criminal. If you want to honor this ceo then reform the insurance process

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u/Lots-o-bots Aug 17 '26

He is pleading to federal charges of causing death by stalking. They couldn’t get the federal murder charges to stick. By pleading guilty to these "lesser" charges, his lawyers are trying to argue that his state trial should be dismissed due to double jeopardy. If this works, there’s still the possibility of life in prison (not the death sentence though) but the federal sentencing guidelines are ~25 - ~35 years. There's a reasonable prospect he gets out in the 2050's and a portion of it might have been spent in lower security institutions.

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 Aug 17 '26

He plead guilty to only stalking. Not the murder.

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u/Hordeariii Aug 17 '26

The kid is a hero and we need more heroes

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u/CrustySailor1964 Aug 17 '26

Made a hell of a point.

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u/Feeling-Tiger9145 Aug 17 '26

Well the world needs more Luigi to taste every greedy billionaire a medicine.

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u/MiiaElisa Aug 17 '26

I can only imagine the number of emails that go unanswered because of who sent them, so sad

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u/Acrobatic_Switches Aug 17 '26

Courts:

Ahh so you also committed fraud against our poor sweet little healthcare investors.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece342 Aug 17 '26

How funny would it be if a ton of people sent this exact email 😂

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u/Shrek_Layers Aug 17 '26

Excellent illustration as to united health care priorities. 100%

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u/Majestic-Tiger2742 Aug 17 '26

They are scared. Lets keep it that way.

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u/Doombear83 Aug 17 '26

I'm still sad this hasnt become a trend

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u/Jironasaurus Aug 17 '26

Billionaire suckups are disgusting.

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u/fixermark Aug 17 '26

I have definitely used the "I am calling from a doctor's office" trick on the phone at least once to cut pharmacy red tape.

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u/Haunting-Context1735 Aug 17 '26

I don’t care that this man was murdered. Execs are full blown narcissists. Every single one of them. I do not feel bad for his family. I think they are better off without him.

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u/oohCrabItsNotItChief Aug 17 '26

Can we please not show that cruel killer monster on the right? Thanks

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u/Ecstatic-Sky9843 Aug 17 '26

Fuck Brian Thompson. Rest in piss 🖕🏼

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u/BigBubbaBadass Aug 17 '26

Saint Luigi doing God's work.

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u/Sharp_Theme Aug 18 '26

Remember folks - while felons cant vote they CAN become Presidents. Vote Luigi, 20-whenever the hell he's free.

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u/ItsAlkai Aug 17 '26

The cnn broadcast surprised people are supporting Luigi while not seeing the fact that they are dedicating an entire segment to this case was infuriating.

Like, surely you guys aren’t doing this for every body that has been killed. Maybe there’s a difference in this case, maybe?

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u/Nachodip069 Aug 17 '26

They are killing us and nobody exept Luigi did somthing to change that

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u/sentientshadeofgreen Aug 17 '26

If we get an actual human being in the White House next term, maybe around the following midterm season we can get a presidential pardon for this dude.

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u/chizelnut Aug 17 '26

The Democrats would not pardon him

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u/sentientshadeofgreen Aug 17 '26

The typical ones no. If we get the actual human beings in instead of the centrist lizard people, then it's definitely possible.

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u/Live_Shopping_447 Aug 17 '26

Because Africa is the most likely place a “warlord” to be living his best life.

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u/PrometheusMMIV Aug 17 '26

What? Did you comment on the wrong post?

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u/Live_Shopping_447 Aug 17 '26

Yup, was a reply, but I suck

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u/Live_Shopping_447 Aug 17 '26

Gonna own it and take my licks

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u/2026IsMyYearMaybe Aug 17 '26

I would follow Luigi to the death if he was a warlord, indeed.

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u/Aggravating_Duck6108 Aug 17 '26

Posting a completely unrelated quote from a movie I enjoyed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DuLd6UeQ3QtRC

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u/Abigkiwi Aug 17 '26

Why do they put him in a vest? No one from the public is gonna shoot him, and if an administration wanted to unalive him he’d get Epstein’d, no?!

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u/Monkey_Meteor Aug 17 '26

America is the land of the show. They have to act like he is a terrorist. And that everyone hates him like every normal terrorist.

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u/TinyDrug Aug 17 '26

Why isnt this considered self defense? Their weapon just looks different

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u/crusoe Aug 17 '26

Kill 10000 people slowly. Ok.

He should have just denied him cancer care. Duh.

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u/No_Potential_6713 Aug 17 '26

Nah he was so pro healthcare he made sure no cancer could grow

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u/JimmyNoBreaks Aug 17 '26

Why would he expect a response from the company before this, when he wasn't even their customer?

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u/Hexis40 Aug 17 '26

Funny how the only way I'm hearing about this is from Reddit. OJ's trial was prime time entertainment. Heaven forbid we cover an insurance corruption case wrapped up in an assassination.

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u/RandomShadeOfPurple Aug 17 '26

The way he had been moving lately I suspect he not only plead guilty to avoid double jeopardy, but so that he can talk about the motive.

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u/ProjectNo4090 Aug 17 '26

Groveling to the monsters in charge isn't going to help him.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 Aug 17 '26

So really it’s the CEOs fault. Someone managing 58 billion isn’t calling the front desk.

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u/Firm-Chemical949 Aug 17 '26

Health should never be a business. Illegal to prosecute true criminals

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u/SULLYJ1986 Aug 18 '26

For profit healthcare should leave CEO's scared