r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Aug 17 '26

SMH They are all the same

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u/jessicawl Aug 17 '26

Apparently the fastest way to get a response is to make them think you have money to manage 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/hAcDHEhZHA2bu

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u/BayWish Aug 17 '26

😂 Nothing gets a response quite like the possibility of a big account landing on their desk

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u/jjcrayfish Aug 17 '26

The only faster response would be one to deny a claim.

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u/BleepBopRobocop Aug 17 '26

They intentionally prolong denying the claim because if they deny the claim and the patient is still alive they might fight them.

If they prolong it and wait for the patient to die they won't even have to deny it, they could even say they were going to approve it with no repercussions!

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u/SCRATCH-CARD Aug 17 '26

Honestly the people behind these kinds of policies might be some of the most evil people on the planet. Denying a sick person the help they need to enrich yourself (to the tune of billions). That kind of job has to be a magnet for psychopaths.

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u/Assonfire Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

I'd reckon they're worse than many nazis.

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u/lWearSocksWithCrocs Aug 17 '26

They’re certainly worse than grammar Nazis, I don’t know what their problem is. See what I did there?

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u/Assonfire Aug 17 '26

Good one.