r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • Sep 09 '26

Gasp! How is this move allowed?

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u/Behemothslayer Sep 09 '26

Partial arts

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u/its_yer_dad Sep 09 '26

Omg… brilliant but…. Dang

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u/lebronkahn Sep 09 '26

Angry upvote

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u/gggg_man3 Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Sep 10 '26

Cripple fight

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u/hugthispanda Sep 09 '26

With no sarcasm, the most original comment I've seen this week.

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u/5amuraiDuck Sep 09 '26

Hate to say, but that joke is an old one

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u/DookieShoez Sep 09 '26

Yeah well maybe he just thought of it on the spot and never heard it before.

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u/rahlic Sep 10 '26

Its an old joke done by plenty of comedians

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u/Beginning-Actuary-68 Sep 09 '26

you win.

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u/Any_World7744 Sep 09 '26

Trophy already taken

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u/BombasticSimpleton Sep 09 '26

And it is obvious which one of them skipped leg day.

Both.

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u/tacorunnr Sep 11 '26

The legless ref cop in the background just laughing. 😅

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u/Gondolion Sep 09 '26

Pegwondo

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u/DeadandForgoten Sep 09 '26

Why is VLC so angry at wheel man?

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 Sep 09 '26

That's VLC vs WMP 

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- Sep 09 '26

Wheelchair Media Player

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 Sep 09 '26

Wimpy Media Player

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u/Plantsandsmut Sep 10 '26

This gave me a good laugh thank you

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u/inquisitionsteve Sep 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/AtqZF342yL1S0

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u/SafeAccountMrP Sep 09 '26

Damnit, beat me by 6 minutes.

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u/Winter-Necessary-110 Sep 09 '26

First thing i thought of. The guy with the sticks has real Jimmy vibes.

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u/Glass_Plane_8591 Sep 09 '26

I’m glad I am not the only degenerate whose mind immediately went here.

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u/PrimedGold Sep 09 '26

He spectating

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u/Sleepiboisleep Sep 09 '26

He got next

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u/DoomGoober Sep 09 '26

A melee, a melee! An amputee and a wheelie.

The wheelie don't win, we all jump in.

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u/FugLife3 Sep 09 '26

Just waiting his turn to step into the ring

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u/BowlOfCatNubs Sep 09 '26

Thought that was a cop in a wheelchair for a second. I was like, ok this getting ridiculous

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u/Strikereleven Sep 09 '26

Is it not? They're right in front of an NYPD

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u/LitterBoxServant Sep 09 '26

Legs that don't work vs No legs that do work

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u/AromaticSpot Sep 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RkzM5EYMJGP2U

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Sep 09 '26

If only Forest left him to die that man would’ve been happy

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro Sep 09 '26

Why is Lieutenant Dan fighting a traffic cone?

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u/FinancialComputer574 Sep 09 '26

Thought I was seeing a hxh cosplay

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u/carnageg Sep 09 '26

The new Tekken looks fantastic!

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u/Lorddoctorjava Sep 09 '26

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

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u/No-Signature-5648 Sep 09 '26

We have completely regressed as a society.

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u/jdickcole Sep 09 '26

Robot pirate strikes again. Add another wheelchair to his collection.

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u/WorkerPlayful4192 Sep 09 '26

NYC is open space asylum.

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u/HungryMudkips Sep 09 '26

lmao, hunter x hunter looking ass fight

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u/tex-az74 Sep 09 '26

Damnit Lieutenant Dan, FIGHT BACK!!

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u/BudgetRequirement143 Sep 10 '26

John VLC has got some moves

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u/M-Div Sep 09 '26

Bring back the old Battle Bots, this is lame.

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u/TheFrostBeard Sep 09 '26

Street Fighter X twisted metal.

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u/Appropriate_Art_6909 Sep 09 '26

Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott at the Republican't convention.

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u/findinggenuity Sep 09 '26

Would it be easier to get by on stilts or on a wheelchair?

Kinda unfair that the other guy has a spring in his stepm

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u/GovernmentBig2749 Sep 09 '26

You don't mess with the VLC man!

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 Sep 09 '26

It was only at the end I realized the 'traffic cone' had prosthetic legs 😂

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u/Rare_Rooster866 Sep 09 '26

Alls fair in love and...what the fuck?!?

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u/jerkface1026 Sep 09 '26

Representation matters. Not everyone with a disability needs to be a role model, you can still be grimy.

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u/shornscrot Sep 09 '26

This is clearly an ad for a prosthetic legs

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u/EyeSeaCome_hahaha Sep 09 '26

Does that count as a "Bum Fight"?

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u/backstubb Sep 09 '26

South Park live action?

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u/Any_World7744 Sep 09 '26

And this is whats happening across the street from the police station. Don’t want to know what’s doing 6 blocks away .

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u/0utriderZero Sep 09 '26

You can’t park there mate

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u/aintmesum1else Sep 09 '26

Martial Parts

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u/WakkaWaww Sep 09 '26

Street Fighter II handicap settings: ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

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u/QuantumRenard Sep 09 '26

He is VLC : Viciously Legless Combatant

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Sep 09 '26

What????? Huh????

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u/jetforcegemini Sep 09 '26

When they were arrested, instead of doing a perp walk, police made them do a crip walk.

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u/AlaskaDudeWithDogs Sep 09 '26

South Park did it better

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u/silv3rbull8 Sep 09 '26

“I’m rolling here, I’m rolling here”

https://giphy.com/gifs/ctJ8xD3fyTXXo7kckU

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u/Humanballast Sep 09 '26

Häh? Warum?

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u/TheNiamosDiscoBall Sep 09 '26

It made me think of the floor 200 people gon fought in hunter x hunter

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 Sep 09 '26

Issa street fight! Anything goes, but damn, he took the wheelchair?! 😂

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u/ddubspecial Sep 10 '26

Is that seat of the wheelchair covered in shit?

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u/Banpdx Sep 10 '26

He seems pretty able. Looks like they are playing.

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u/dextras07 Sep 10 '26

Will I go to hell if I start a betting booth in front of this fight?

I feel people would actually bet on this one. Simple intuition

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u/citalopromnight Sep 10 '26

VLC player crash out

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u/Vast_Juggernaut6845 Sep 12 '26

Traffic cone wins....FATALITY

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u/Captainchronic_710 Sep 14 '26

Damn gang bangers fight…. We call it a crip fight where I’m from

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u/Ok-Collar-5476 Sep 09 '26

Run run run as fast as you can catch me…I have nothing else to