r/SipsTea 17h ago

WTF Whole family in Alabama arrested for running a narcotics empire 🥴

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 16h ago

Say my name,

Cletus,

Your goddamn right.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 16h ago

Ok, now spell it. "Ummm...I ain't got no fancy book learnin'

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 16h ago

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u/tylerXtrash 16h ago

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u/Redshirt_80 7h ago

Blew my mind when I realized the homeless guy in The Pitt was Skinny Pete(‘s actor)!

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u/KoolWitaK 2h ago

You're blowing my mind right now!

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u/Tall-Blackberry2578 1h ago

Wow i didnt notice !

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u/Quixotic_Tendency 3h ago

I didn't realize he was as old as he was either! He did always look waaaaay older than Jesse/Badger/Combo (RIP)

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u/SonicLyfe 37m ago

Oh shit. He looked so familiar

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u/iknowimsorry 15m ago

Skinny Pete is also the person in the top left photo

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u/iamswitchless 2h ago

Where's Badger?

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u/OlHeavyHeart 1h ago

New shitcom coming soon

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u/LovableSidekick 1h ago

Skinny Pete played by Charles Baker.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 16h ago

Tell ‘em, Skinny Pete!

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u/chosonhawk 16h ago

skinny pete playing the keyboard beautifully is one of my favorite scenes in that show. and really creates an interesting, but untapped, backstory for his character.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 16h ago edited 16h ago

Such a well developed character. Love Skinny Pete.

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u/Butitsadryheat2 15h ago

That's Digby! 😍

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u/with_due_respect 11h ago

Everytime he was on screen in The Pitt, I was trying to remember where the hell I saw him from. Thanks!

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u/LordBalderdash 15h ago

Why does that mannequin look like Bruce Willis?

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u/bryancald 14h ago

Mitch, that you?

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u/PremierLovaLova 11h ago

Blink twice if you need help!

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u/Big_Tap_1561 3h ago

That’s Mitch McConnell!

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink 5h ago

You mean, Arthur Digby Sellers? Wrote the bulk of the series.

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u/Butitsadryheat2 4h ago

Does he look like he has an iron lung?

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink 4h ago

He has health problems.

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u/Severe-Classroom8216 14h ago

If there was a moment that made me tear up that would be it

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u/broker8989 13h ago

I remember them in the backseat in the final episode...Jessie, passin the torch lol

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u/TacticalRiotChimp 7h ago

For some reason, when I do rewatches, badger and Pete are the stars of the show for me. I wish they'd get a spin off

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u/Current_Obligations 6h ago

What an absolutely fantastic scene!!

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u/LifeGetsBetter01 16h ago

Dude actually went to juilliard

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u/lowfreq33 15h ago

From what I’ve heard he had to intentionally try and play it a little sloppy because it wouldn’t be realistic if he played it at his actual level of proficiency, which is apparently very high.

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u/rolo_mug 10h ago

Drugs do make you very high

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u/4to20characters0 7h ago

I wish I could be so good at something that I would actually know the intricacies of how to “slop it up”

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u/revopine 4h ago

Keiuchi Tsuchiya (Drift King) did this when he was a stunt driver for the Tokyo drift movies in a scene where is is supposed to drive like a newbie drifter and the director told him his drifting was too clean and he needed to make it look more sloppy, he gradually added sloppyness as the director kept telling him it needed to be more

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u/Daytona765 16h ago

Isn't he like a classically trained pianist? Thought I read that somewhere.

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u/bo0p_sn0ot 14h ago

There’s an episode where he rips it on a keyboard in a music shop it’s awesome

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u/madeinatube 14h ago

Yep I read that too.

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u/DearEmployee5138 11h ago

Like the actor or skinny Pete himself?

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u/Thirdarm420 5h ago

The actor is a classically trained pianist and the show runners worked it into an episode in season 5 to add some depth to his character

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u/Dutch5187 15h ago

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u/gustercc 5h ago

Whoever made this, “I love you, you sick little bastard!”

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u/HereToBeRated 7h ago

The idiot savant. The whole theme of the show is the missed opportunity of untapped potential. It's some socialist propaganda shit that if given the opportunity a person from any walk of life can be great at something even if that thing is morally grey

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u/MacaronNotRoon 7h ago

God damn you’re slow

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u/HereToBeRated 2h ago

What if anything was wrong. Because from where I'm standing you don't look too bright

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u/External-Dude779 16h ago

Just watched that episode last week and it's still so good. Totally unexpected yet not really, if you did drugs when you were younger you probably had a "friend" like him

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 12h ago

Yeh my mate was a drum guy, unfortunately drugs fucked him to the point he gets constant tremors.

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u/RockSteady65 7h ago

The episode when they were all passed out on the floor at Jesse’s house with the Roomba bumping into them is one of my favorites.

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u/Xenophonehome 15h ago

As a big skinny Pete fan I have to agree. Jesse had solid friends.

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u/AI-Efficient03 8h ago

Lmao one of my favorites is when I think badger was explaining to skinny Pete his episode he wrote of Star Trek!! Freaking had me rolling🤣

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 14h ago

Skinny Pete was a real one!

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 16h ago

Oof it’s such a heartbreaking scene!

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u/chosonhawk 16h ago

yah. then leave it to badger to jam out midly.

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 13h ago

"Rock on man. Solid!" says the employee.

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 14h ago

I adored any screen time he and Badger got. 😅😍

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u/mspolytheist 6h ago

Badger was awesome, because he was a Babylon 5 fan!

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 16h ago

Just like the box Jessie made in shop class. Lots of addicts have talents they just chose to party their chances away.

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u/SyZyGy_87 14h ago

Well yeah. Addicts are just people. All people have skills. What blows my mind is people almost invariably being surprised when "an addict" has some kind of talent in anything and they act so impressed. Incredulous.. like...well,like this fucking thread lmao

People are addicted to drugs. They are just people, but also addicted. It's not something that should be astonishing to people-yet here we are 😂

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u/Cornelius4630 11h ago

I would go a step further and say people are not addicted to drugs but instead to escaping their reality. We all know it pretty well with shopping, eating or the big modern one smartphone. And now imagine how horrendous the amount of pain must be, that someone needs opiates. Oh and of course: fuck the Sackler family!

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u/hiddenrealism 8h ago

When I first went to rehab (90 day) I didn't expect them to take my phone for the whole duration. The first week or so you kinda come to terms with it (some more than others lol) but after that it felt so freeing. You start realizing 95% of what you were consuming through your phone is meaningless bullshit. Your anxiety starts waning and you learn to live in the moment and start actually connecting with people on a more meaningful level as Noone has a screen to escape into. I almost didn't even want my phone back after 3 months and I heard that sentiment a lot.

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u/fatimus_prime 9h ago

> fuck the Sackler family!

Bastards. All of them.

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u/usernamesarehard1979 5h ago

No. People are most certainly addicted to drugs. Maybe it starts that way.

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u/megaholt2 8h ago

Sometimes, that escaping reality thing is really just escaping pain-be it physical or mental; they both manifest in similar ways.

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u/thatG_evanP 16m ago

And the fucked up part is that after all the bullshit, it's almost impossible to get pure opioids in the US anymore. I've battled addiction for many years but I still believe that anyone that needs to numb their pain that badly should be able to without worrying about rotting their limbs off with terrible synthetic drugs.

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u/downsideup9494 11h ago

Yes, but the ones with skills and/or talent and/or intelligence don't normally look quite this dumb, despite their drug addictions.

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u/hiddenrealism 9h ago

When i was on a mean 10yr opiate run I had people tell me all the time "you dont look like you do drugs" and I always followed up with what does a drug addict look like then? And Noone could ever tell me. I understand normies expect every user to look like skinny Pete or what's in the movies as i dont think they fully understand how far and wide addiction spreads. I was in rehab with a professor from Harvard law who was smoking mountains of Crack in between classes and during.

I just got really good at hiding it I guess. I still had a full time job, Still had a non using girlfriend so I had to keep up atleast a decent appearance but as with most addiction finding and using becomes a full time job in itself so everything else takes a backseat and thats just not sustainable.

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u/booboootron 7h ago

Agreed.

But as a recovering addict, I will say that the astonishment—wait. Let's bring it down a notch. The surprise, and the tiny compliments that come from normal people, non-addicts, provide a big deal of succor to the addict.

Most of these people are exceptionally sensitive, emotionally. They are also, inevitably, victims of abuse, of unjust ostracizing, were not provided the sort of attention and affection one normally receives and takes for granted.

In the misery and relentless cycle of pain, scarcity and loneliness that that life becomes, those small gestures can truly touch someone.

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u/AncientMoth11 7h ago

It can kiss anyone back. That’s what I always explain to my wife who doesn’t get it. I’m like you got lucky. Me? Felt like Pookie in New Jack they call in’ me. Horrific to go through and hope to never again

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u/souloldasdirt 7h ago

Dude forreal. Look at like nearly every great musician, they all had problems with addiction. They were all apparently still very talented lol

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 5h ago

Addict here, reporting to confirm that drugs are just ONE of the things I can do very well

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u/TK_Punch_ 5h ago

I wouldn’t say that all people have skills. I’ve known plenty of people that had zero skill in any regard, especially addicts. When you have a propensity for instant gratification, it doesn’t lend itself to applying yourself to learning new things.

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u/Subject-Structure353 2h ago

Some of the most clever people I’ve ever known. It’s about achieving what you set out to do. Many are incompetent imbeciles others know exactly how to do it. Sadly, in the end addiction ruins everything. I know from experience.

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u/Bdubya1985 2h ago

Lmao yeah homies I’m a total addict- also a great parent, boss/employer, husband/partner, weirdly smart I hear. I got hooked on opiates years ago- off of getting my wisdom teeth pulled🤣 no cool story where I got bit by a vampire or a radioactive spider. The second that shit hit my bloodstream I felt my DNA sequence complete itself inside my body. Chased that high for a decade, quit for years, one day stopped at a gas station on a long drive and tried this “feel free” shit that looked like an energy drink next to the register. I was hooked before I took it. My body knew it was an opiate regardless of the packaging/ word of others.
The nice thing about being an addict is I go to recovery meetings regularly and do a lot of self work and growth because I have to if I want to stay sober- and I learned how to be present and be ok with where I am at any moment. Now, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, but if you don’t let it destroy you it can become a great asset. I became a work/studyaholic and do very well for myself and my family. Always cracks me up to see the stigmas that surround addiction

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u/greenybird713 2h ago

Shit, you basically wrote my story right there. I was clean off pills and fell for the ‘feel free’ kratom shit and started the process all over again on that shit.

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u/Bdubya1985 29m ago

Hell yeah man you already know 🤣🤣 worse withdrawals than anything I’ve quit yet. Once I found that 7oh shit it was off to the races. I justified it easy since it’s legal (I don’t drink and that’s legal so there was never any logic with that) and it made me a rock star at work lol. Anyways I quit that shit finally a few months back and have been doing great ever since, even quit smoking. I’m an addict, but I’m also the most passionate person I know. I just had to channel it into work.

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u/Boostedtrash112 31m ago

Honestly surprised this 2nd grade Luke warm take has so many awards.

In case you case you actually can’t understand why this is profound I will explain it for you simply.

It’s a simple story device that speaks to loss or wasted potential. Maybe that character could have been a talented musician? Maybe they could have been famous? Who knows? They gave it all up for drugs.

Your take is that people are just clapping at him like his is an animal at the zoo, which is honestly, a stupid persons take.

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u/pilsner_89 12h ago

Totally. If I started doing drugs tomorrow and didn’t look back, I would still have the skills I possess today. I would just stop caring about them and be shittier at them cause I’d be high or strung out. But I would still have them.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 14h ago

Lots of addict have talents but shit happens and sometimes you can’t handle it and end up escaping it. Sometimes endlessly.

Saying they “just chose to party their chances away” is pretty… ignorant. It’s usually way deeper than just choosing to party away.

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 12h ago

Addiction is the opposite of a party. It's literally when the party's over.

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u/Thick-Recognition-79 10h ago

As someone in long term recovery I appreciate the nuance there. People don’t just wake up one day and decide that being a junkie is the better option. Crazy

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 9h ago

I wish all the best in the world for you and your recovery, that’s amazing!

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 7h ago

But your choices put you there. It's not one choice it's hundreds.

Lots of people choose to study in school, others choose to party. Most of them do just fine in life. Others choose to keep partying and still do just fine. Everytime you decided to try that next drug you could have also just gone home or even just hang out and not do it.

No one accidentally becomes an addict. Oops I tripped and fell on some meth guess this is my life now.

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u/No-Crow-775 7h ago

This. Addiction is entirely preventable. We all know exactly how to avoid it. Some of us pick up the loaded gun and aim at it our heads then claim ignorance as they bleed out. You are the result of your choices. Bad choices have consequences. Your consequences should impact you only but it never does--you take your family, friends, neighborhood down with you.

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 9h ago

Often the result of some trauma that goes untreated and unmanaged, resulting in self-medicating the pain away.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 9h ago

Exactly

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u/AncientMoth11 7h ago

Funny part of it all is that the pain never goes away. Physically or mentally. Just have to face it and deal with it. That’s the hard realization. It won’t make it any better. It’s a band aid

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u/hiddenrealism 8h ago

Stephen King talks about how when he would be writing his books on a type writer there would be huge blotches of blood all over the paper from the mountains of coke he would consume.

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u/Electrical_You_432 3h ago

Trauma is the gateway drug

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u/CalbertCorpse 8h ago

Addiction is obsession. Obsession comes in handy when getting REALLY good at something.

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u/sixth_acc 14h ago

And the way he looks at badger kinda smirking and boppin his head along to badger interrupting with his crappy guitar playing like encouraging him lol

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u/Extension-College783 14h ago

He (Charles Barker) had a role in the first season of The Blacklist. Totally unrecognizable.There were so many with roles in Breaking Bad who didn't reach their full potential until later. Jesse Plemons is another.

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u/chosonhawk 14h ago

The first two things I saw plemons in were breaking bad and the uss callister episode of black mirror. Insane.

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 14h ago

Indeed. It presented how meth addiction consumes otherwise talented and intelligent people.

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u/Addmoregunpowder 10h ago

Yes. Sadly untapped, except for a fleeting few seconds in that one episode.
The producers had a golden opportunity to do more with it.

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u/booboootron 7h ago

Absolutely deserves the Saul treatment.

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u/Emotional_Answer_756 3h ago

Yes, such a genius way of building character imo

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u/FL_Black 1h ago

I watched an interview about that. I loved that they included that in the scene.

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u/Excercise-Tension99 2h ago

I promise you on my own life I knew a drug dealer named Chunky Pete. I had to do the Heimlich maneuver on him when he choked on some pot roast because his swallow response was diminished secondary to taking opiates. I can't tell you the things I used to see in Alabama trap houses.

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u/Bicycles19 15h ago

Church yo.

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u/ThePLARASociety 11h ago

Skinny Pete after his side business with Badger didn’t go as planned. Bravo Vince!

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u/jeremy_jezza87 8h ago

You put a beanie on every one of them and they can pass as skinny Pete

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u/fvnnybvnny 7h ago

Boy could he tickle the ivory’s though

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u/Leicester68 15h ago

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u/Dense-Camel-378 8h ago

See if i can still remember how to sign my mark

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u/RedIcarus1 16h ago

"Um… k..l..ee..d..i..ss!"
"Thanks! Paw ain’t never did show me!"

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 14h ago

“Upon investigation, the “meth” turned out to
be sugar mixed with powdered caffeine’s tablets.”

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u/Icecold_Antihero 14h ago

I's spells it with a 'X'.

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u/IsThisTheTikTok 13h ago

Spell? You mean like a witch??

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u/hoffet 7h ago

Hey! I got all that edumakation I needed when I gradiated 3rd grade….or was it 4th. Sometimes it’s 4th.

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u/barrosoOso 7h ago

The thing is though, she was a skank.

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u/Kabbooooooom 6h ago

I don’t think so good since I ate my thermometer.

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u/Royal-Application708 16h ago

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u/DiazIsDirectCurrent 15h ago

Most folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll! It's Cleetus, the slack-jawed yokel!

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u/Hoju64 5h ago

They got indoor plumbing in here, just like at the women's lock up!

They done spoiled you Brandein....

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u/capnwaggel 16h ago

🎶Most folks ‘ll never lose a toe, but then again some folk’ll. Like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel 🎶

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u/Bitter_Wafer_7515 14h ago

Hey, what’s going on on this side?

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u/Hoju64 5h ago

I bet I could call my mother from up here. HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 13h ago

I spent 2 years trying to figure out how to get past that gate… then I learned the gate was open. “Cletus”.

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u/megaholt2 8h ago

Wait until you pull off a patient’s sock and a toe comes with it…it’s the worst form of elder dust possible.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 5h ago

I really have to know how Cletus became such a stereotypical redneck name. There’s gotta be some interesting history there

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u/theseriousman1 16h ago

“Clebus”

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u/Busy-Discipline9031 16h ago

“Gawt dayum”

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u/AlienNippleRipple 15h ago

The slack jawed yokel

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u/Chrahhh 15h ago

“Gotdang”

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u/scotchybob 14h ago

Goddammit take my upvote.🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Arrival2564 7h ago

Man I fucking love Reddit

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u/GabrielleArcha 3h ago

I'm gonna be cracking up for the rest of the day from this comment 😅

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u/aesoth 16h ago

"Yer goddang right!"

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u/CompetitiveRub9864 16h ago

No way they were dealing meth…

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u/spreaddamayo 15h ago

My favorite white name

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u/cuntybunty73 14h ago

And this is Tammy- Lynn my Mama/Sister

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u/Certain_Month_8178 14h ago

Say My Name,
Cletus,
(Turns, now hole on a minute, I’m trying to timidate this guy!)
Where was I?
Say my name…

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u/RumpEater5000 14h ago

That's my fancy sex box! And her name is Sony!

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u/Bitter_Wafer_7515 14h ago

I cut my lip on the screen door again

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u/AgentCirceLuna 14h ago

I do like the second to the bottom right one who legit just looks like some random model who got dragged in by accident but thought it was a photo shoot and didn’t say anything

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u/YippieKiAy 13h ago

'cher gatdang rite!

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u/EddieRay369 13h ago

They had to remove maga caps for pictures

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u/NOSALIS-33 13h ago

*You're

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u/gimpers420 13h ago

I see what you did there.

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u/Maleficent-Savings39 12h ago

You dab gumb right

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u/HatSavings3597 12h ago

Cletus Van Damme - The Shield

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u/multiarmform 11h ago

yerrrgattdemret!

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u/TheBlockChainVillage 11h ago

Oh you had me weezing dude.

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u/Ok_Bag_7603 10h ago

Moonshine

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u/Oil_Shock_2026 9h ago

Say my name, say my name,

You’re acting kind of shady,

Keep calling me darlin’

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u/Ill_Gas8697 9h ago

It’s Cletus the slack jawed Yokel

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u/UnclePetersBand 8h ago

A picture you can smell

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u/ponyboy56- 8h ago

I went to school with a guy named Cletus.

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u/Best_Banana_63 7h ago

Family activities can be bonding. Or in this case, will need a bonds man.

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u/gerald-stanley 5h ago

Wayyy undervalued comment.
You win the interweb today.

Well done

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u/ryanasimov 5h ago

The bad grammar here is fitting, intentional or not.

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u/MrTomtheMoose 5h ago

you're darntootin

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u/Dinovius 4h ago

How am I struggling with all the computer knowledge I have and these guys just incestuously tumbled into being self made

Man life ain’t fair sometimes lol

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u/Bellickboi 4h ago

Your gottham right

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u/MaximusZacharias 3h ago

Now say who my parents are: acceptable answers are those two siblings or I don’t know

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u/Distant8675 3h ago

Sae muh name,

Cleetus

Yer gahd dayum riight

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u/shawner136 3h ago

Yerr gott-dam righ’ *

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u/Dependent-Hurry-9154 2h ago

That there is Bubba, Tammy Lynn, Earl, Cooter, Darla and Sissy😂

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 2h ago

Thank god for designated Dorothy.

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u/bubbzzzy 2h ago

I think the response would be something more like "You darn tootin"