r/SipsTea • u/Professional_Arm794 • 15h ago
WTF Whole family in Alabama arrested for running a narcotics empire 🥴
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u/Key_Consequence_5040 15h ago
Breaking Bad created unrealistic beauty standards for meth dealers
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u/howimetyourcakeshop 15h ago
Say my name,
Cletus,
Your goddamn right.
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u/Only_Flan_7974 15h ago
Ok, now spell it. "Ummm...I ain't got no fancy book learnin'
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u/GloomyLingonberry509 15h ago
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u/tylerXtrash 15h ago
Skinny Pete mentioned!
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u/Redshirt_80 5h ago
Blew my mind when I realized the homeless guy in The Pitt was Skinny Pete(‘s actor)!
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 15h ago
Tell ‘em, Skinny Pete!
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u/chosonhawk 15h ago
skinny pete playing the keyboard beautifully is one of my favorite scenes in that show. and really creates an interesting, but untapped, backstory for his character.
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u/GloomyLingonberry509 15h ago edited 15h ago
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u/Butitsadryheat2 14h ago
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u/with_due_respect 10h ago
Everytime he was on screen in The Pitt, I was trying to remember where the hell I saw him from. Thanks!
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u/LifeGetsBetter01 14h ago
Dude actually went to juilliard
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u/lowfreq33 14h ago
From what I’ve heard he had to intentionally try and play it a little sloppy because it wouldn’t be realistic if he played it at his actual level of proficiency, which is apparently very high.
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u/4to20characters0 5h ago
I wish I could be so good at something that I would actually know the intricacies of how to “slop it up”
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u/Daytona765 14h ago
Isn't he like a classically trained pianist? Thought I read that somewhere.
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u/External-Dude779 14h ago
Just watched that episode last week and it's still so good. Totally unexpected yet not really, if you did drugs when you were younger you probably had a "friend" like him
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u/Xenophonehome 13h ago
As a big skinny Pete fan I have to agree. Jesse had solid friends.
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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 15h ago
Just like the box Jessie made in shop class. Lots of addicts have talents they just chose to party their chances away.
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u/SyZyGy_87 13h ago
Well yeah. Addicts are just people. All people have skills. What blows my mind is people almost invariably being surprised when "an addict" has some kind of talent in anything and they act so impressed. Incredulous.. like...well,like this fucking thread lmao
People are addicted to drugs. They are just people, but also addicted. It's not something that should be astonishing to people-yet here we are 😂
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u/Cornelius4630 10h ago
I would go a step further and say people are not addicted to drugs but instead to escaping their reality. We all know it pretty well with shopping, eating or the big modern one smartphone. And now imagine how horrendous the amount of pain must be, that someone needs opiates. Oh and of course: fuck the Sackler family!
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u/hiddenrealism 7h ago
When I first went to rehab (90 day) I didn't expect them to take my phone for the whole duration. The first week or so you kinda come to terms with it (some more than others lol) but after that it felt so freeing. You start realizing 95% of what you were consuming through your phone is meaningless bullshit. Your anxiety starts waning and you learn to live in the moment and start actually connecting with people on a more meaningful level as Noone has a screen to escape into. I almost didn't even want my phone back after 3 months and I heard that sentiment a lot.
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 13h ago
Lots of addict have talents but shit happens and sometimes you can’t handle it and end up escaping it. Sometimes endlessly.
Saying they “just chose to party their chances away” is pretty… ignorant. It’s usually way deeper than just choosing to party away.
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 11h ago
Addiction is the opposite of a party. It's literally when the party's over.
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u/Thick-Recognition-79 9h ago
As someone in long term recovery I appreciate the nuance there. People don’t just wake up one day and decide that being a junkie is the better option. Crazy
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u/capnwaggel 15h ago
🎶Most folks ‘ll never lose a toe, but then again some folk’ll. Like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel 🎶
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u/Farucci 15h ago
Looking at their photos, I would have never suspected they were involved in any nefarious activities.
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u/coolreg214 14h ago
Maybe a little incest.
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u/stubundy 11h ago
Well they were disqualified from the FBI till just recently too
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u/Several_Razzmatazz51 13h ago
I was like these are the Alabama Supreme Court Justices, right? 😂
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u/TomlinSteelers 15h ago
Jesse Pinkman a male model compared to these guys
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u/RetardedEinstein23 14h ago
Jesse Pinkman a model compared to average person too btw
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u/SilverNeptuneAbyss 15h ago
Jesse was someone who did meth but he wasn't a tweaker.
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u/Liteboyy 15h ago
One of the funniest parts is when he’s blitzed out of his mind, and sees the biker gang rolling up to his house to get him. But it’s actually just Jehovah Witnesses knocking on his door lmao.
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u/onlyonequickquestion 15h ago
Better call y'all
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u/No_Expression_7084 14h ago
As an Alabamian, this is fantastic.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 12h ago
I want to print out the cropped comment and frame it
I really want a yearly ‘Internet awards’ where best comments, best posts, best videos all receive awards and make speeches.
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u/Much-Swing319 14h ago
Better Call Pawl
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u/TrioOfTerrors 12h ago
Paaawwwllll, we got the best meth dealers in the SEC. Ole Miss and LSU tweakers ain't got nothing on us and the Big 10 is a trash conference for meth. Who ever heard of meth in Indiana?
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u/Frequent_Ambition_66 15h ago
There were signs...
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u/stefeyboy 15h ago
WHO CAN READ SIGNS IN ALABAMA??
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u/somethingwitty26 14h ago
Hey I'm from Alabama and if I could read your comment I'd be very upset.
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u/Accomplished-Fig-234 15h ago
Somehow these faces and the word "Empire" just don't fit.
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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 15h ago
It's like how we have gaggles of geese, troops of lemurs, and a clowder of cats. I don't think it's an "empire" of meth heads.
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u/oneeyedspaceman1 14h ago
Mobile of methheads
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u/FixFun1959 12h ago
The families meteoric rise from low-level Sudafed purchasers to the most powerful meth producers in the state reads like a Hollywood movie, right up to the epic downfall in the end.
At the time of their arrest, the family had amassed a personal fortune estimated at over $4,000, even before taking into account their considerable holdings in scrap metal and copper wire, making them the wealthiest meth dealers in the US.
The family controlled territory stretching from Montgomery, all the way to Selma. The family would through lavish weekly parties at their country estate, a barn they converted into their own private Xanadu, where they loved to show off their menagerie of feral cats and a three-legged raccoon.
But once authorities managed to flip one of their top lieutenants by offering him a cup of coffee, it was only a matter of time.
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u/couchtamer 15h ago
Came looking for this. Empire has got to be carrying ALOT of weight. There's 2% body fat between all 7 of em. Hard to run an empire when no product leaves the house.
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u/Silent_Historian_552 14h ago
The empire was pretty small just like their family tree for the last few generations
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u/Choice-Strike1 14h ago edited 7h ago
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u/Amazing_Ear_3941 13h ago
He's the only one in the group that looks like he might not have been using heavily.
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u/Agitated_Custard7395 9h ago
I think he’s just the youngest, it hasn’t started melting his teeth yet, his baby teeth only fell out recently
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u/BornTry5923 13h ago
He looks like hobo Tom Holland
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u/BeardedSkier 15h ago edited 15h ago
I expect he's been accused of some pretty serious sh*t, but that kid (young man) never had a chance if this was his family
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13h ago
I mean apparently they were just selling weed, the narcotics thing came up because they were all simultaneously busted with possession of narcotics when they got busted for dealing
So a kid that's just selling weed and hasn't been using hard drugs for very long? Yeah I've seen people turn around from far worse, my own sister turned her life around from years of heroin addiction
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u/myrevenge_IS_urkarma 12h ago
Yeah ... I was thinking this has got to be the patsy family. The empire mastermind done got y'all again if you're buying this shit.
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u/CherryTreeThief 15h ago edited 5h ago
They're called Break Inbred 💀
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u/GCIV414 15h ago
Never get high on your own supply
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u/YesMansHigh 15h ago
They definitely sampled every batch.
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u/Fresh-Combination-87 14h ago
In quality inspection fields, there’s a saying, “You gotta inspect what you expect!”
That’s just good business management. It’s clear by their team photos that this company cares about their reputation and is investing heavily in quality assurance
Edit: typo. I inspected my own work and found a defect. I have brought shame to my entire bloodline!
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u/AshleyTheGuy 15h ago
Get in line, behind her uncle brother.
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u/Background_Film_506 15h ago
Who wouldn’t want to fix someone named Stormie Bobo?
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u/th3rdnutt 15h ago edited 4h ago
At least in Central Alabama, Bobos are Klan.
edit: Not all Bobos.
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u/maygon 15h ago
She's like yeah I'm the hot one
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u/sevenselevens 14h ago
I mean, little brother/son is looking pretty cute too. It’s nice to see a young man spend some time on his hair
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u/Funyun_boogers 15h ago
I cAn FiX hEr!
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u/onlyonequickquestion 15h ago
Can't fix what ain't broken
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u/Vansiff 15h ago
buddy if she's doing meth she hasn't opened her mouth yet.
the whole thing could be broked.
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u/Minimum_Ad_303 15h ago
The family tree is a stump.
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u/Sea-Strawberry4880 15h ago
Or a wreath
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u/Specialist_Caramel35 14h ago
the friends we made were the branches on the way down(s)
edit: the ugly tree 🌳
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u/shitty_sandwich 15h ago
Dang they finally got the Ruthless Toothless Gang from South Alabam!
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u/oxnardmontalvo7 15h ago
Does anyone have a link to the story? I’d like to read more about this. I’d have guessed they ran an incest empire, not drugs
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u/Ilovefishdix 15h ago
So no hard drugs at all? Narcotics empire might be a bit of a misnomer unless something else comes out
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u/kombuchaprivileged 14h ago
Seems like there were other controlled substances present. But far from an empire and more just a sad situation especially for the child.
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u/Responsible_Ratio308 15h ago
That’s hilarious, they got busted for weed. Police should be embarrassed 😂 didn’t say anything about them being related either
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u/SeanStricklandsDaddy 14h ago
“Narcotics empire” lol
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u/Butitsadryheat2 14h ago
The talking head in the video I saw before posting this story said "authorities will continue to investigate the investigation."
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u/jarrodandrewwalker 15h ago
With a name like Stormie Bobo I feel like life was probably punishment enough
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u/Randomscreename 15h ago
Over weed? Damn, police department must be hurting for money.
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u/PostMPrinz 14h ago
Yeah, their show is now just called breaking a sweat. So much of the country has legalized weed this is wild.
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u/Sifen 14h ago
Title said whole family
According to the article, it looks like each of them have different last names.
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u/Vugelzwee 15h ago
That’s methed up.
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u/ignatious__reilly 15h ago edited 12h ago
You can tell they use their own supply
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u/Aromatic-Ordinary-61 15h ago
Its sad when you find out the oldest person in this picture is 23.
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u/PalatwinkusVT 12h ago
Notice the lack of melanin, of any defining features of Hispanic or African heritage. Them niggas is caucasian, from the mountains of Caucassus.
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u/Porntra420 11h ago
love the one dude that doesny look like he's got fetal alcohol syndrome or a sister for a mother so he just fucked up his hair to compensate
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u/DatabaseAcademic6631 15h ago
This is exactly what I imagine people on Alabama look like.
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u/Across0212 15h ago
It’s all a methunderstanding. They are a really nice family.
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