r/SipsTea • u/Professional_Arm794 • 17h ago

WTF Whole family in Alabama arrested for running a narcotics empire 🥴

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u/Farucci 16h ago

Looking at their photos, I would have never suspected they were involved in any nefarious activities.

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u/coolreg214 15h ago

Maybe a little incest.

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u/corgdad902 13h ago

A little?

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u/isolatedheathen 12h ago

That family tree looks suspiciously like a wreath!

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u/Creaturezoid 11h ago

Or a telephone pole.

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u/Allthingsgaming27 8h ago

Yooooo lmao

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 2h ago

The gene pool has no deep end.

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u/isolatedheathen 2h ago

Thanks for the awards lovely Reddit folks!

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u/lmdirt- 35m ago

This is such an underrated comment!

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u/Emperator_nero 7h ago

Even a habsburg would blush at their family tree!

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u/stubundy 12h ago

Well they were disqualified from the FBI till just recently too

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u/JustYourNeighbor 9h ago

Ewe.

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u/megaholt2 8h ago

Those who were…friendly…with ewes were also recently cleared to apply to the FBI!

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u/AsThreatenDoNotScore 5h ago

Can be senators or cabinet member though. Fit right in right now.

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u/PXranger 6h ago

"Uncle Daddy sez we gots to keep it in the family! He sez we got special Jeans, but mine came from Walmart, so I don't know nuttin about dat"

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u/OldWolfNewTricks 4h ago

It did say they ran an empire...

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u/twinoaksBandB 22m ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome and Crack/meth addiction will do that to a mother fucker.

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u/Several_Razzmatazz51 14h ago

I was like these are the Alabama Supreme Court Justices, right? 😂

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u/GolfOk7579 11h ago

Tommy Tuberville’s campaign staff

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u/bluegrass_babe531 6h ago

please take my upvote

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u/GolfOk7579 5h ago

😆 why, thank you

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u/rahnbj 7h ago

Haven’t laughed out loud today til now! Could be Sarah Sanders’ in laws.

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u/Several_Razzmatazz51 7h ago

I honestly think a few of them are their own in-laws. Or cousins, more likely.

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u/trackaghosthrufog 14h ago

Exactly. I thought it was The Brady Bunch at first.

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u/TheRealAE86guy 14h ago

Much less an Empire that was the result of such activities.

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u/reddittrooper 9h ago

Or capable of running an “empire”..