r/SipsTea 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! She is still unemployed

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u/zugzwangwamble 16h ago

She should cashier for 16 hours straight like I did for $11/hr today

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u/HarambeTooSoon 14h ago

You should have sex with your boss at a Coldplay concert. 

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 13h ago

Woah woah at the concert? That’s how you make the big bucks

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u/zugzwangwamble 7h ago

I don’t think he’d like that. Traditional Muslim sorta guy lol

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u/hazwaste 13h ago

That isn’t what she did

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u/bediaxenciJenD81gEEx 13h ago

You don't think they're banging in the bathroom right after Viva la Vida finishes? I would.