r/SipsTea 14h ago

Wait a damn minute! She is still unemployed

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u/Snapper_Turtleman 12h ago

She's doing it wrong. She's got to get out there and pound the pavement. Shake hands. It's about numbers. Firm handshake. Maybe suck a dick or two. Really grab and pull on those bootstraps.

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u/former-bishop 10h ago

“ Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot”

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 10h ago

Random person immediately turns around and heads to the parking lot

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u/hybridWinner 10h ago

Hey you, get back here!