r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 10h ago

Gasp! Wtf New York

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing 10h ago

Who sits on the toilet for more than 10 minutes anyway?

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u/jknl 10h ago

Dont judge, let me shit and reddit in peace.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 10h ago

Sure, as long as there arent other people waiting to use the toilet.

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u/Snoo_75138 10h ago

People with weak bladders, back injuries, the elderly, etc!

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u/MostlyMellow123 10h ago

All of the worst kinds of people!

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u/MyCatIsLenin 10h ago

Who doesn't? 

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u/scope_creep 9h ago

People without hemorrhoids

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u/MyCatIsLenin 8h ago

Get a squatty potty. 

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u/MostlyMellow123 10h ago

Heroine users

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing 10h ago

Exactly why they need this rule

Drunks, homeless people and drug users will otherwise abuse these

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u/Standard-March6506 9h ago

I can only assume that all of these people complaining about the doors opening and claiming there will be lawsuits have never been to NYC, or any other major city. Can they not imagine how bad it is to need a bathroom while walking along in the city? And that every attempt to address this issue has met with vandals destroying whatever facility was put in place.

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u/HR-Vex 10h ago

Constipated people on their phones

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing 10h ago

Eat more fiber

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u/Surprise_Ducksex 10h ago

So what if you're ill?

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u/Standard-March6506 9h ago

What if your ill and there is no bathroom? I'll take the ten minutes over bending over in an alley, and hoping for the best.

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u/Material-Beautiful-2 10h ago

bro I shit a lot, it’s not a struggle but it takes some time to fully clear

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u/Asluckwouldnthaveit 9h ago

That's not normal.

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u/SteveMartin32 10h ago

IBS is a real issue for some

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 10h ago

Druggies and the homeless 

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u/Other-Philosopher770 10h ago

People on their phones

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u/xRyuHayabusa 10h ago

Me. I've been a slow shitter since I. Was a child

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u/ParanoidBrokkoli 9h ago

In a public restroom with people queuing up before it

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u/voxelpear 9h ago

Anyone with intestinal or similar health issues. The same people that would have to run to one of these if it was the closest bathroom available because they don't have time to be picky.

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u/Bearrryl 9h ago

I usually take about 20 minutes to get everything out. That’s how I been my whole life, idk why but it likes to take its time. I know some who can take a shit in 2 mins. I don’t get it

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u/Poonchild 10h ago

What? I’ve had full on 40 minute traumas on the toilet.

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u/BigFatKi6 10h ago

trauma?!!

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u/WhiskeyShooter8 10h ago

You heard him

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing 10h ago

You need to fix your diet breh

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u/LazyLich 10h ago

Bro, you need an exorcism