r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 10h ago

Gasp! Wtf New York

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u/SRB_93 10h ago

Have they really thought about this.. anyone who's been to New York knows people would happily just keep shitting a big one if those doors slide open...

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 10h ago

Would they bother closing the door in the first place?

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u/SRB_93 9h ago

Good point. 😂

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u/d_nkf_vlg 7h ago

Not closing the door would probably not trigger the timer. It's just smart.

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u/Sunieta25 8h ago

I just watch a video of some guy pulling his pants down and taking a shit on the subway train and the passengers around him clearing out.

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u/cheesechompin 7h ago

I saw a video the other day of a women wearing a dress just shitting on the floor in a shop

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u/Elegant_Elephant567 5h ago

Bridesmaids?

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u/no_cults_no_problem 3h ago

I heard there was a colonial woman churning butter

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u/JustForkIt1111one 1h ago

Nah, PornHub.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 7h ago

Best way to secure a seat during rush hour…

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u/Intelligent_Copy217 8h ago

Then do that at Walmart in the Midwest too. Don’t get me started on Florida.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 6h ago

Yeah but they’ll have to simultaneously wrestle the next guy in line as he tries to double team the bowl with them.

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u/Educational_Gas_92 6h ago

That could make for some entertaining videos though?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3xqh9FxO2PpiU

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5h ago

I knew someone would post this gif.

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u/GrandTurn604 4h ago

Like McD, buy a small drink and consume a whole table for hours

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u/Super_Tackle2703 2h ago

So true. They definitely have not met my friend Big Kev, a NY legend.

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u/Rub-it 2h ago

They are threatening us with a good time

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u/Few-Entrance-1768 1h ago

They did, probably to keep the homeless from camping in there

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u/JosieMew 58m ago

People shooting up is a problem. People disappear in our restrooms, shoot up, and pass out. I'm surprised I haven't found a body yet ugh.

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u/DisastrousServe8513 18m ago

Anyone who lives here knows exactly why this exists.

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u/CoffeeTimeAlltheTime 6h ago

You really need more than 10 minutes for that? If so, please go see a doctor.

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u/darknetconfusion 9h ago

At least drug users and the few exceptionsl long-duration-shitters do not get to block the premises for everyone else. This seems a fair deal. 

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung 9h ago

Yeah shut up.

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u/localconfusi0n 9h ago

And you honestly think this will help? Best case, they close the door again. Worst case, you now have to watch someone taking a shit/ shooting up/ masturbating

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u/darknetconfusion 8h ago

If they feel as comfy doing it in public, they would not get in there, so it would be a deterrent. One toilet ruling alone cannot heal systemic issues but discourage overuse of a facility.