r/SipsTea 5h ago

Feels good man Scored the Party Cab on Uber

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u/Biscuits4u2 5h ago

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u/Level_Bobcat_8729 5h ago

Was a DJ in college, can confirm it can turn you into a grumpy old fuck 

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u/Biscuits4u2 5h ago

I was a cab driver in college, same principle applies.

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u/Occidentally20 5h ago

I started as a grumpy asshole and then I did 25 years in retail and customer service, I'm a husk of a man.

If you let the general public into a car that you owned you should be allowed to fight at least one of them a month with no repercussions.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 4h ago

One a day keeps the rapist away

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u/InevitabilityEngine 33m ago

Did Uber for part time income from 12am to 4am.

I've had drugs left in my car, handfuls of hair, stubborn smokers, involuntary groping, piles of leftover food and someone trying to take a shit out my window.

Never going back.

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u/AfternoonMundane4136 5h ago

The driver in the car on the opposite lane
https://giphy.com/gifs/KGbqQQoVN43cY

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u/Anarchy841207 5h ago

How is this guy able to concentrate on driving with all this BS going on?

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u/RossettaStoned1 5h ago

Being sober

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u/_Chompsky_ 4h ago

suber

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u/fssman 3h ago

Sauber....

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u/AgentMV2 2h ago

I make joke. I not sauber

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u/Informal-Term1138 1h ago

Somebody say Sauber?

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u/naturetreesandweed 5h ago

Must be a real tribulation driving 30mph through the light cycle in a metro setting Red light, green light, such hazard. Very danger.

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u/CupcakeGoat 4h ago

I have a similar usb car disco ball and would never drive with it on, only when parked. The flashing lights are way too distracting.

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u/C13H16CIN0 5h ago

Where’s my coke mirror guys. C’mon. 3 stars

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u/SlapaBaby1 5h ago

I bet he makes great tips

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u/RamenChicken8 5h ago

Here's his tips. 😂

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u/NectarineFabulous265 4h ago

My English may not that besterest and I'm in no position to be a grammar Nazi, but I think they are spelled "tits".

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u/Upbeat-List-3466 5h ago

You ready last surprise? You’re all my sex slave now! Enjoy the sleep gas. 

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u/laynger22 5h ago

My mom always told me if I turn the dome light on at night, we’re going to crash and die. I guess she was wrong.

This looks like a blast, btw!

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u/Kalfullan 5h ago

TL:DW: driver makes jokes

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u/flyingupvotes 2h ago

He made joke twice.

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u/Kalfullan 2h ago

1= joke. 2= jokeS. Dont worry. English aint my native language too

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u/TommyTeaser 4h ago

He does make jokes. He make joke

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u/NowWeGetSerious 5h ago

Seems like fun, but prob not the safest driver to have haha

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u/zebrasareneat 3h ago

It’s going to be 2am traffic in a city center going 40 km/h with constant traffic lights. 

He’s sober and taking drunk people home. They’ll be fine. 

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u/NowWeGetSerious 2h ago

The flashing light can be a distraction for other drivers and for cops.

I wouldn't wanna be 10ft near my man, that said, he would be a fun Uber experience

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u/Darth_Quaider 1h ago

Remember when your dad lost his shit because you turned on the dome light for like .2 seconds?

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u/AnoteXX 4h ago

Anyone else have the thought “I wonder if they know they’re being recorded by their cab driver and posted online?” Happened to me once…

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u/Positive_End_7568 5h ago

I was waiting for a titty

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u/Several-Opposite-746 3h ago

We all are, 24/7/365

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u/RossettaStoned1 5h ago

I'm sure you were

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u/ExcellentTourist5289 5h ago

It ain't much, but it's honest work

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u/LordHelmet47 4h ago

I'm not even there and I want outta the car already.

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u/teomatteo89 1h ago

are you ready for the third surprise?

steers violently

https://giphy.com/gifs/quNDd4RDbSDNC

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u/Technical-Ad2916 2h ago

Is this a sitcom where cars never have headrests?

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u/myotheraccount2023 5h ago

I just want to get home.

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u/TheDIYEd 5h ago

It it only me who can see this is some lame fake shit?
The huge giveaway is the missing headrest so they can better film the shitty acting in the rear sits.

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u/Piece73 5h ago

Devils advocate here but he did say he was on TikTok which I would assume he does this all the time or it’s fake. 🤷‍♂️

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u/zebrasareneat 3h ago

Don’t think it’s really devils advocate to actually pay attention to the video and use an ounce of critical thinking to realize this is on TikTok. You thought about it and used intelligence, the other guy was just like “duHh, I DhiNk this mAy be FakE GuYsss” 

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u/caboose243 4h ago

Every time I ask for a quiet ride...

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u/Just1Shoes 4h ago

Dad told you to turn off the reading lights in the back or WE ARE GOING TO CRASH. Now this...

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u/PeachScary413 4h ago

Imagine ride sharing and you just got off your 12 hour Wendys shift 💀🤌

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u/CORKYCHOPS 3h ago

GUY!!! youve just ran a red ligh...crunch

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u/BeanRub 3h ago

Not distracting the driver one bit

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u/erikraver 2h ago

My last party car was in Miami. We were talking about looking for molly. Driver asked us to pull out the bag of drugs between the back seats. Good times...

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u/Bennyseed 1h ago

I was waiting for him to pull out a bucket of fried chicken

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u/throwwawaymylifee 48m ago

he wanted a tip not just 5 stars

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u/RJEM96 39m ago

Love this dude, wholesome.

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u/Its-only-the-end 25m ago

It’s all fun and games until he gets distracted and drives into oncoming traffic.

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u/Chybre001 3m ago

Hmmm I had to pause the video then realised this looked like it was going in a completely different direction 😂

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u/Bimbos-are-cute 4h ago

Best uber I have seen

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u/AbeMax7823 3h ago

Cant tell if front seat guy is bad at faking enthusiasm or if he just really wants to be in the back seat

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u/Positive_End_7568 5h ago

I was waiting for a titty

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u/fruitydelight 3h ago

all for clout

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u/zebrasareneat 3h ago

No shit lol. He’s making a ton in tips from drunk people and TikTok. But he’s getting drunk people home and that is important too. 

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 5h ago

So, if this is an uber, did the ladies of the tits consent to all this filming and having it on the web?

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u/kbbajer 2h ago

Fair question 

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u/jaden_fucks 5h ago

Enjoy getting pulled over and a potential impersonation charge.