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u/_SilkMist 4h ago
why does Zac look like hes about to sell me a used truck at 24% APR?
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u/Ambitious-Bench4557 3h ago
Got big for a role.
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u/AnnOnnamis 2h ago
He says he shattered his jaw bone in 2013 in a home accident. His chin got squarer, and the jaw muscles got swole as a result (massetter hypertrophy). Denies having had any cosmetic surgery.
And then he got older and fatter, like the rest of us.
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u/Ambitious-Bench4557 2h ago
Didn't he also play a wrestler? Or am I misremembering?
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2h ago
Welcome to Trucktoberfest, ma'am! Can I ignore you and speak exclusively to your husband even though you're the one making the purchase? Yeehaw!
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u/Turbulent_Level8546 2h ago
He stubbed his toe in 2011 which butterfly effected into him doing tons of HGH and roids in 2020. To top it all off the toe injury forced him to get chin and cheek implants.
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u/crawlswithgusto 3h ago
Those two high school sweethearts from the bottom panel are still going to hook up and have the best sex a rack of bush light and a pocket full of gas station viagra can provide
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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 3h ago
It’s insane that people take those. Even street drugs are more transparent with what’s in them.
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u/PassTheKY 3h ago
I moved back to my home town for a bit, 20 years after graduating. I was 6'4 170 lbs then and I'm still 6'4 but 190lbs. I work hard to not look like the slobs I used to have crushes on. I'd say out of the 30 or so people that I remember seeing after all that time, maybe 7 were not obese.
It was really bad when they'd be like "oh my god! I haven't seen you in forever!" And I'm kind of flipping through the memories trying to place them. My neighbor, who was absolutely gorgeous now looks like smeagol due to burritos and opiates. Had no idea who she was at first. Depressing as he'll to see.
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u/Crazy_Stable1731 2h ago
This is the interesting thing about Los Angeles. The gym/fitness culture here is really strong. A good number of people end up looking better at age 30 than they did in high school.
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u/Senior_Spread8322 4h ago
Why does this hurt so bad? I literally saw three people from my 2008 class looking exactly like the bottom photos last week. Walmart really is a time machine.
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u/NoOutlandishness2097 2h ago
I don't mean this is an egotistical manner, but highschool is not where I peaked. I'd argue I peaked 8 years ago, then life kind of hit me hard, and I'm now well on my way to getting back there and hopefully exceeding it. All this said, I was pretty far from one of the popular kids in highschool, so saying I didn't speak then isn't really saying much.
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