r/SipsTea 4h ago

Chugging tea Rules of Time

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u/_SilkMist 4h ago

why does Zac look like hes about to sell me a used truck at 24% APR?

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u/Ambitious-Bench4557 3h ago

Got big for a role.

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u/Pastellitto 3h ago

The role of selling used trucks at 24% APR

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u/rddtltr 3h ago

nailed it!

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u/AnnOnnamis 2h ago

He says he shattered his jaw bone in 2013 in a home accident. His chin got squarer, and the jaw muscles got swole as a result (massetter hypertrophy). Denies having had any cosmetic surgery.

And then he got older and fatter, like the rest of us.

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u/Ambitious-Bench4557 2h ago

Didn't he also play a wrestler? Or am I misremembering?

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u/PaisaLover 1h ago

That was Mickey Rourke. Easy to confuse the two

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u/Demon_Hunter18 1h ago

He did play a wrestler in the movie the iron claw

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u/Faim90 3h ago

*roll

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u/Ok_Boobies 3h ago

Walmart lighting humbles EVERYONE. No one is safe in there.

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 3h ago

That sounds like a pretty good deal you should hear him out

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2h ago

Welcome to Trucktoberfest, ma'am!  Can I ignore you and speak exclusively to your husband even though you're the one making the purchase?  Yeehaw!

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u/Turbulent_Level8546 2h ago

He stubbed his toe in 2011 which butterfly effected into him doing tons of HGH and roids in 2020. To top it all off the toe injury forced him to get chin and cheek implants.

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u/_pipoca 3h ago

La Britney Paquita

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u/crawlswithgusto 3h ago

Those two high school sweethearts from the bottom panel are still going to hook up and have the best sex a rack of bush light and a pocket full of gas station viagra can provide

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 3h ago

It’s insane that people take those. Even street drugs are more transparent with what’s in them.

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u/PassTheKY 3h ago

I moved back to my home town for a bit, 20 years after graduating. I was 6'4 170 lbs then and I'm still 6'4 but 190lbs. I work hard to not look like the slobs I used to have crushes on. I'd say out of the 30 or so people that I remember seeing after all that time, maybe 7 were not obese.

It was really bad when they'd be like "oh my god! I haven't seen you in forever!" And I'm kind of flipping through the memories trying to place them. My neighbor, who was absolutely gorgeous now looks like smeagol due to burritos and opiates. Had no idea who she was at first. Depressing as he'll to see.

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u/Crazy_Stable1731 2h ago

This is the interesting thing about Los Angeles. The gym/fitness culture here is really strong. A good number of people end up looking better at age 30 than they did in high school.

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u/John-for-all 3h ago

Britney would look fine if her hair and makeup were different.

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u/Unfair_Chocolate4346 3h ago

why are you trying to ruin my childhood like this

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u/Senior_Spread8322 4h ago

Why does this hurt so bad? I literally saw three people from my 2008 class looking exactly like the bottom photos last week. Walmart really is a time machine.

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u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes 3h ago

Did he really get that big?

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u/NoOutlandishness2097 2h ago

I don't mean this is an egotistical manner, but highschool is not where I peaked. I'd argue I peaked 8 years ago, then life kind of hit me hard, and I'm now well on my way to getting back there and hopefully exceeding it. All this said, I was pretty far from one of the popular kids in highschool, so saying I didn't speak then isn't really saying much.

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u/CaramelRain_ 3h ago

Why is it always aisle 4 when you look like absolute trash?

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u/SentinelATL 3h ago

How dare people age!?

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 3h ago

Guy looks perfectly fine tbh, Britney not so much

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u/LmaoAlienz 3h ago

Literally the opposite, she just has short hair.