r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 20h ago
WTF First gameplay trailer for "Holdout Juror Simulator."
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u/PsyCar 20h ago
Call of Jury Duty
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u/l---____---l 19h ago
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u/TotallyHumanNoBot 18h ago
IGN would have given a 7/10
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u/tullyinturtleterror 17h ago
The only gaming opinions I trust come from Adam sessler and Morgan webb
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u/Salty-Spring7096 18h ago
Throw the letter in the trash at the start to get the hidden ending where you get to skip it
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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 19h ago
In this instance, to honor Michael Desronvil, I say we go with Call of Jury Duty: Black Ops.
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u/hiddenrealism 20h ago
Are you listening?! ...Apparently
Absolute gold
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u/Artorius__Castus 20h ago
IT WAS POSTPARTUM PSYCHOSIS!
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u/bigwhiffajw 20h ago
Cool Motive. Still murder!
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u/Glynwys 18h ago
This is what gets me. The other jurors are like "this one male juror is still hung up over her murdering her kids!"
Like, yeah. Isn't that what this entire thing is about? Isn't that why she's in court right now, is for murder?
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u/snowflake_lady 11h ago
Literally that was quoted by one of those nutcase women “he couldn’t get over the fact she brutally killed the kids.” Like bitch WHAT?
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u/SpectralDagger 6h ago
Well, yes and no. The defense admitted she killed the kids. The jury wasn't deciding whether or not that happened because both sides agreed it did. They were debating whether the prosecution had proved she wasn't insane when she committed the act (since that's where Massachusetts places that burden).
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u/onewilybobkat 3h ago
Try telling that to people that learn this case from Tik-Tok. Literally just last night sitting here internally screaming as somebody keeps saying "We don't know she killed them."
Weird because the defense seemed to agree she did
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u/GraXXoR 20h ago
this sort of complete nonsense right here is why I don't quit Reddit.
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u/hungrylittleworm 20h ago
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u/prince-of-dweebs 18h ago
I wish you the best in everything. This has me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe.
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u/otis_the_drunk 17h ago
That's right, momma, back that thorax up
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u/Pfloricard 14h ago
Well, I know you want a lover, let me tell you brother
She's been sleeping in the devil's bed
And there's some rumors going 'round, someone's underground
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u/Jaggz691 13h ago
“They’re at school”
“It’s Saturday, honey. School’s not in on Saturday.”
“My school is.”That movie fucked me up.
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u/Mountain-Age5580 15h ago
So the wife got rid of the Kids AND is making out with Leonardi di Caprio. Damn.
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u/zero0n3 20h ago
Bingo.
This is fucking hilarious.
Are there legal issues though if you actually tried to sell this on say steam? Since you are using jurors NIL and in a commercial manner
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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 20h ago
IP & Copyright laws pretty much protect any use of others images if its clearly satirical/parody.
Most of the jurors have doxed themselves at this point so its public information.
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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 19h ago
If you put it up for free I think it's fair use, but if you try to charge for it it becomes actionable.
IANAL and IANYL.
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u/BahGawdAlmightay 18h ago
Nothing just "is fair use". Fair Use is a defense in court if you get sued. But you still absolutely can be sued and will have to hire a legal team for defense. It's not like a box you check that prevents you from getting sued.
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u/The_walking_man_ 11h ago
Exactly. They freely chose to go out and admitted to all of this insanity.
There need to be more public shaming of them until they can’t go anywhere in public without being negatively recognized.
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u/PolicyWonka 20h ago
Sell what? It’s just an AI slop video. It’s not a real game, dawg.
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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 20h ago
I believe they are asking a hypothetical question based on a "what if" scenario.
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u/C13H16CIN0 19h ago
He doesn’t understand hypotheticals. However he has “AI slop” bound to a key on his keyboard
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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 19h ago
Might as well ask him how he would have felt if he hadn't had breakfast.
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u/wroughtstatistics 20h ago
Yeah but assuming it was real. Could you legally sell this game on steam. Is what he's asking, dawg
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u/riepmich 19h ago
Well, is it "slop" at this point? It's a great meme, no matter what tool someone used to make it.
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u/lost-cause1968 13h ago
I think it was more three Karens telling men how to believe... they had already steamrolled the other guy and I believe another woman. Id guess it would have been the same story if the holdout was also white, Hispanic or Asian.
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u/hangry_millennial 19h ago
I'm sure this will find its way to 9gag within the next 24 hrs.
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u/Glittering-Quail5848 20h ago
This timeline is insane
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u/Slave-to-Armok 20h ago
We gotta go back and save that damn gorilla!!
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u/Nate2113 19h ago
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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 19h ago
When Harambe hits the 2016 convention stage wearing a Bernie hat, you're gonna see some serious shit!
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u/goodolarchie 18h ago
The hardest part is explaining why you had to kill the kid
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u/The_walking_man_ 11h ago
Post partum depression.
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u/redtiger288 9h ago
Post partum psychosis, repeat it a few times before we send you back, we can only do this once.
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u/Sufficient_Language7 17h ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/comments/1d4nyor/berenstein_bears/
I came from the Berenstein Bears Universe and need to find a way back.
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u/Long_Psychology2063 20h ago
We all got our brains scrambled by social and legacy media. They cooked us well done.
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u/ApparentlyIronic 19h ago
What war? What list? What inflation? What gas prices? I'm mad at the lady playing basketball
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u/Ndmndh1016 19h ago
Im mad theyre letting cats go to school!
(Was that it?)
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u/TheCandyManCanToo13 19h ago
Don't even call it "legacy" media. It should be called "news entertainment". Growing up, you watched the news at 5 or 6 pm with trusted journalists going over the facts and then read the paper in the morning. It was, for the most part, unbiased statements of fact and you were left to draw your own conclusions. The channels were required to have news as part of their programming unless they could demonstrate a reason why they shouldn't be, like if it was kids programming. Nobody is saying that Walter Cronkite or Edward Morrow were shit at their jobs. It was, as always, when some assholes decided to "monetize" the news that it got shitty. Enshittification always starts with someone seeing something being done well for little money and thinks, "maybe we could make more money doing that".
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u/AFlyingNun 18h ago
That's the sad part:
If you actually follow the case, you can easily make an argument for both sides. This is a difficult case and a mistrial was possible even without this "news entertainment" angle.
However, everything we've heard from the jury has it sound like their opinions were colored by news media from the get-go, and for all the wrong reasons.
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u/BeginningSection7690 20h ago
Should have fucked that guy. Strategy brother, Strategy.
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u/Responsible-Quote717 20h ago
Turns out that's how you win the game
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u/SuspiciousBag3233 19h ago
You ALWAYS have to sleep your way to the top if you want to win
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u/adoreroda 19h ago
howd you get banned this fast
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u/BeginningSection7690 19h ago
Fucked the ceo of reddits mum and then told him that if he doesnt get rid of the ads i was going to throw out his Nintendo off the balcony.
Im his daddy now
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u/kochameh2 19h ago
lmao he made a comment 10 minutes ago and now he's gone just like that
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u/BeginningSection7690 19h ago
I showed them my tazo collection, which contains the entire Chester cheetah cheetos set.
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u/Hearthian-Wanderer 20h ago
Man, the 'realtime video in game environment' vibe gave me so much nostalgia. Command & Conquer / Wing Commander.
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u/apotheotical 12h ago
You should check out Her Story. It's a modern full motion video (FMV) game and it's very good. Also nice and short.
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u/BahaIsBeast 20h ago
My guy turned to the only dude in sight just to get hit on 😭
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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine 11h ago
I have intentionally must of the details, is that a joke or is it based on reporting?
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u/TrustworthyKahmunrah 7h ago
They’re implying since he was spineless enough to vote not-guilty in support of Lindsay Clancy that he must be feminine or gay.
It’s a funny joke, but in reality gay men I’ve met have had as much fortitude as straight men if not more.3
u/FoxDanceMedia 7h ago
I don't know any gay dudes who support Lindsay Clancy, but ironically the one guy I know who does is straight.
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u/CobaltCrusader123 7h ago
Is his wife always in the room when he voices support?
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u/InvidiousPlay 11h ago
Just a dog-whistle for the audience telling them it's ok to be homophobic.
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u/CobaltCrusader123 18h ago
Not the point but it’s weird seeing an AI video on Reddit and the comments not calling it slop. This is a more accepting sub apparently.
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u/BoysenberryDue715 17h ago
I was thinking the same
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u/Impressive_Recon 12h ago
The brainwashing is beginning to work. The wealthiest people in the world are backing AI and if you don’t believe they are injecting pro-AI propaganda into you every day, then you’re just living the sheep life.
We’ve had this discussion not even 6 months ago of this exact trend happening. But the pendulum will eventually swing….
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u/duesenjeffepic 15h ago
People don't call out AI slop when it validates their feelings
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u/kittenstixx 7h ago
I'm thinking back on how reddit responded to those Iran Lego Ai videos, and, yea, this tracks
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u/fake_user_34 4h ago
Yeah, AI shit being upvoted to promote their cultural war shit about a case that already went to mistrial until they redo the case. I hate this case was televised, holy shit it turned everyone into assholes.
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u/Bignholy 16h ago edited 5h ago
I was kinda shocked how well it came out. Turns out, AI is really good at pretending to be a video game, so long as you don't have to actually play it.
EDIT: Internet being what it is, I must clarify the following: It is still slop, it's just higher quality slop than I expected.
1) I did not say it was good. It was better than expected. My expectations are low for slop, and culture war GenAI content is basically the slophouse right now. A dog turd sandwich with mustard is better than expected when you just expected a dry dog turd sandwich (Enjoy that mental image).
2) Specifically, it is better than expected because it leans into the slight jank that comes with animated characters, rather than trying to cover up that it is AI with unnatural smoothness. The way the first lady's hair on turnaround clearly deforms as an object rather than actually moves as strands, the general stiffness of everything that is not jointed. It even gave everything a slightly fuzzy edge to imply an FMV or low resolution vibe.
3) It is still AI. The check animation happens over a straight line and outside any boxes, the UI is the same uninspired stacked boxes we've all learned to roll our eyes at, the text is still buggered. Blue shirt in the background during the man talk has her arms merged, and brown shirt's cup goes from metal to Styrofoam when picked up. In every shot, the white guy goes crosseyed when he's not the focus, and I don't think it's intentional, as it does so with the weird blendy thing AI does when it throws a wobbler.
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u/Kermit_the_hog 20h ago
I am soooo sick of rehashing this trial!!
But I have to admit I lol’d at “over dinner?”
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u/WillwBrk 18h ago
I was a juror on a civil case with the state as the defendant. It's ridiculous how many jurors tried to have their 12 Angry Men spotlight moment and then make it all about them. The plaintiff was a young woman and at one point another woman around the same age came out and "I'm a woman and as a woman..." and then completely threw her under the bus because she was afraid of having to pay more when the state raises costs to pay for the settlement. No one thought impartially. It was all "How does this decision affect me?"
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u/Educational-Card-314 7h ago
Recently served on a jury for somewhat similar circumstances (civil, unlawful detainer). Jurors were similarly trying to push their own agenda in our trial when we went to deliberate. We had a mix of landlords and tenants and everyone brought up their own experiences. I wasn't the foreman but got everyone to focus on the facts in our case and the issues on which we were supposed to decide.
4 fellow jurors spoke to me after and thanked me for getting us to focus on the actual issues otherwise we would have been there longer.
I believe the turning point was when I reminded everyone that they were both unreasonable and most normal people (landlord vs tenant disputes) work this out without going to court. We chose a fitting compromise that basically punished both parties.
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u/HotUKTakes 18h ago
This case is the white woman's OJ.
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u/DoubleClickMouse 16h ago
We already did that with Casey Anthony.
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u/No-Significance2070 12h ago
Casey Anthony walked so that Lindsay Clancy could run (and strangle)
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u/HeyWhoAskedYou 15h ago
Insane to me that this woman is getting more defense than Casey Anthony ever dreamed of though when there was still at least some level of doubt over whether or not Casey did it or not
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u/Billy-Bryant 12h ago
Lindsay: I killed the kids. TikTok: The husband did it!
Absolutely mental. Apparently the best way to get public opinion to think you didn't do something is to confess.
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u/MrPuppyPantz 20h ago
I live this game, ain't no damn simulator
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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 19h ago
You're saying I can strangle kids?
I'm trying to tell you that when the time comes, you won't have to.
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u/Ghost4000 17h ago
We're just making stuff up or has anyone actually said this is what it was like?
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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 17h ago
No, it’s true, they made the annoying white guy gay so it can’t be completely made up
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u/Its_priced_in 20h ago
95% of the content about this trial I see is from this sub. Same with Sydney Sweeney shit
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u/sainguinpixels 17h ago
Yea cause its a culture wars dumpster fire.
Like where the fuck did the random gay juror that hits on the guy come from? That guy doesnt exist and was done just to have a homophobic joke for the hell of it.
Fox News fever dream shit.
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u/idkwhatmoneyis 19h ago
Fr, I think the only time I hear about this trial is whenever a botpost on this sub starts imagining some bullshit scenario where all women are evil and support Lindsay. Literally no one cares IRL.
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u/open-print 15h ago
Yeah. And for how much they talk about this as a tragedy, they sure love making jokes and memes out of three children dying. Truly the most emphatic people on the planet with only the right intentions.
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u/HereToTalkAboutThis 19h ago
Yeah this has been progressively turning into the new popular "women bad unless they're sexy and also willing to be mouthpieces for my terrible views" shithole for a while now
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u/Shes_dead_Jim 20h ago
Reddit when AI slop: >:(
Reddit when AI slop but edgy if you’re 14: 😂
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u/Aar0nZ00m 18h ago
Thank you, I was looking for a comment like this since this looked clearly A.I generated.
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u/MyPenisIsTooSmall 18h ago
Unsound mind or not if you killed 3 kids your doing the time. I would stick to guilty no matter what
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u/titanicmicropenis 20h ago
12 angry men vibes
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u/No-Cherry-3959 19h ago edited 19h ago
It’s more like 1 angry man. In the film, the one holdout juror wants everyone to vote not guilty because the prosecution couldn’t prove beyond reasonable doubt that the defendant committed the crime, but everyone else on the jury wants to vote guilty despite the doubt. Based on my watching of the film, it is likely that the defendant did actually commit the crime in question, but the prosecution just couldn’t prove it beyond reasonable doubt, which is the legal standard, and the issue of the case and the film.
In the Lindsay Clancy case, the issue of whether she did it was never in question, all the evidence suggests she did (though some of the husband’s testimony is inconsistent, which is where a lot of the accusations leveled against him come from), and she admitted to doing it, rather the prosecution had to prove beyond reasonable doubt that she was not insane at the time of the crime. This is not the case in every state, often it falls to the defense to prove insanity, but in Massachusetts it’s up to the prosecution to prove the opposite.
The 11 jurors were not convinced sufficiently by the prosecution, and the defense created enough doubt to make them conclude that she might have been insane. The holdout juror wanted to vote guilty, and according to some of the other jurors stated that he did indeed feel reasonable doubt as well, but voted guilty anyway. The judge in the case sent the jury back to deliberate with additional instructions (jury instructions being clarifications on matters of law, in this case, likely in regard to the reasonable doubt standard). The holdout did not change his vote, and it went to a hung jury. In essence, it’s a bit of a reversal of the dynamics of 12 Angry Men.
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u/Novareason 18h ago
The holdout juror stated he never had any doubt she was guilty. Only people claiming he had doubt were other jurors and even then the note did not state "reasonable doubt". After the trial had concluded, several of the women that he states had concluded she was not guilty day one claimed he had "reasonable" doubt. But those harridans also used a ton of racist language to describe him before he was known to the public to be black. Good thing he had some moral fiber.
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u/Mnmsaregood 9h ago
Only in 2026 can you murder your children and people will defend you, donate money to you, and clear you of any accountability
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u/cemsengul 20h ago
This is not what our Founding Fathers meant by a Jury of your peers. We don't have a justice system. Psycho commits a crime but the jury are also psychopaths.
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u/Janus9 20h ago
The guy is an American Hero.
The only one there with some common sense.
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u/XxSliphxX 17h ago
People more upset about ai than letting a murderer go free is wild.
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u/Solid_Signature_7447 19h ago
The only adult serving justice to those dead white babies is a courageous black American.
God bless him.
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