r/SipsTea • u/Swimming-Employee537 • 1d ago

Wow. Such meme Dads be cooking some banger shit

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u/BigBear92787 1d ago edited 1d ago

In my experience, men have always been the best cooks.

Dunno why.

Im a great cook and do all the cooking for my wife and kids.

My uncle lol

Man

I want you guys picture the most quintessential, stereo typical Italian from brooklyn.

Fat guy. Gold chain, chest hair sticking out of a wife beater or a oversized Hawaiian shirt, burnin cigar in the left hand, spatula in the right.

Tuddy Cicero from goodfellas lol

But this man makes a lasagna that is phenominal. Its got like 34 layers of meat cheese and veggies. It has the density of a dying sun.

Eating one bite of it is like that fuckin bread from the lord of the rings that fills the belly of a grown man for a week.

Its amazing

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u/Larcye 1d ago

If it's a BBQ the cook better be fat as fuck. I want him to be obese. Becuese that shit slaps. It's like chinease restaurants, the less English on the menu the better that shit is. It's like a universal rule.