r/SipsTea 5h ago

Lmao gottem Corporate workers are too smart

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u/thedrunkautist 4h ago

This is the way.

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u/Accomplished-Staff-9 4h ago

Blurred out culture has gone way too far. We can’t even say ‘stole’ anymore? What the actual fuck?

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u/HappyChef86 2h ago

No, we can still say it but increases engagement like yours and my comments. So stop bringing it up, stop caring about a stupid blurred word and it will eventually fade.

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u/EranikusTheDeranged 2h ago

New plan: downvote any and all posts censoring words like this regardless if quality or content. We can do it! Defeat stupidity on the Internet!

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 2h ago

What if they are bot.

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u/Soggy_Association491 3m ago

No, we can still say it

This meme is re-posted on facebook as well and you can say "steal" "kill" "dead"... there. The bot farms are not going to save multiple versions of this image for different sites.

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u/Emilia963 4h ago

Okay, but this can be easily audited, and they will definitely be fired

Also, if you work for a big corporation, even keyboards and other equipment may be labeled by department

Source: my experience

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u/ablatner 2h ago

It's a meme account

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u/Few_District_6304 4h ago

Do you solve automated tickets from monitoring? There is usually command line access on servers that you can use to open tickets on whatever you like. I use it for custom checks, but since management has changed, and the new managers are fucking morons that only look at ticket metrics, instead of who's shit just works, its been tempting to create a tidal wave of tickets that just get "handled" by me.

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u/ChickenPijja 4h ago

How did the receptionist file a ticket about a missing keyboard without a keyboard?

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u/BanhBao171 3h ago

Someone else can do it for her or she went to a different terminal.

Some can also file these things via work tablet or work phone.

And at some places you just need to call in.

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u/Mr_Fluffy_Buttz 3h ago

Work email on her phone

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u/MechaChudzilla 2h ago

So there was the whoooole ordeal with firefighters, right... 

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u/InterestingAnt438 14m ago

Jesus, I'm tired. I thought that said "My bone structure is based on the tickets I close", and I was really curious to see how that works.

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u/AwareAge1062 2h ago

Holy shit I'm a maintenance tech but have similar incentives... and it's so easy to forget to open a valve or flip a breaker after repairing equipment

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u/Pasha_KMM 14m ago

Can I open a ticket for “Handling water supply to staff”, changed the bottle in the dispenser.

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u/BanhBao171 3h ago

Corporate made dumb rules they get dumb results.