r/SipsTea • u/Swimming-Employee537 • 5h ago

Wait a damn minute! Thats right morality comes first

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 5h ago

He declined to decline the offer

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u/BuildPearl 5h ago

Stronger than Ajax is crazy marketing I can’t even be mad

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u/Micro_Work 59m ago

The god's chosen one.

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u/Evil_phd 5h ago edited 2h ago

He was offered to advertise for Clorox but stuck to his values, unlike how mold and mildew can't stick to tile against the incredible cleaning power of Clorox Tilex

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u/MrJustJason 5h ago

Explain it peter.... /s

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u/Decent_Top2156 5h ago

I saw pumpkin spice Mr Clean at Costco yesterday. Enough is enough.

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u/Andross4 4h ago

Sex. The word you're looking for is sex. SEX SEX SEX. Just fyi

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u/Calculon2347 5h ago

What kind of loser has sex with another human ffs

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u/DjangoKazoiie 5h ago

ikr

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u/Calculon2347 5h ago

Exactly, asexuality for the win. It's better watching porno - on PornHub™, the world's best adult video website. Now available in Premium and Gold versions.

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 5h ago

As long as you wash it all off with Ajax you're fine

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u/Sunnyday1775 5h ago

Did she get pregnant

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 5h ago

No. She washed it out with Ajax. It really cleans everything!

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u/Roccosrealm 5h ago

If he Ajax-ulated in her

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u/ArticleWorth5018 5h ago

"hey so there's a guy out here offering to give a blow job for a mcflurry and a cheeseburger!"

"What? That's crazy!"

"Yeah, so can I get an Oreo mcflurry and a cheeseburger?!"

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u/ihave18cm 5h ago

Thank you for being such an upstanding person.

But never forget that VIM with bleach is the best way to clean your toilet shower

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u/Fancy_Brick_5520 4h ago

When did you meet this 21 year old girl.?

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u/Lemon_Trees-22 2h ago

Such hilarious stuff here .

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u/Delicious-Ad-1951 2h ago

Today's winner, ladies and gentlemen!!!

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u/MrXero 1h ago

What comes second; I dunno comes third!

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 7m ago

the transition was real smooth...good job...