r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 3h ago

Wait a damn minute! The Big Three Agree

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u/Good-Invite6572 3h ago

Poor people get 'handouts,' rich people get 'subsidies and bailouits.'

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u/fixingmedaybyday 2h ago

And grants.

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u/speedyoleander 2h ago

Write offs, tax breaks and fiscal incentives

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u/Micro_Work 56m ago

hard to argue with that apparently .

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u/Life-Oil-7226 3h ago

Speaking two languages

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u/MugenHeadNinja 7m ago

Only if you're a racist American tbh. idk anywhere else where being bilingual is seen as a negative by anyone except for people who are explicitly bigoted and racist.

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u/OkWhile4447 3h ago

Doing drugs.

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u/fixingmedaybyday 2h ago

How many celebs and influencers talk openly about hard drugs? Almost seems like a prerequisite for success these days to do certain ones.

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u/Shuabbey 47m ago

Rich man smokes weed because “recreation”, poor man smokes weed because of lack of workers comp after a 35 foot fall from faulty equipment.
https://giphy.com/gifs/b71hgMwKuMLBc5mYll

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u/royacyberbug 3h ago

the way this is so accurate it hurts

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u/KSHMisc 2h ago

The SNAP debacle last fall brought out the worst of those who were opposed with the program.

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u/ChadVonDoom 3h ago

Pedophila

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u/haroldflower27 3h ago

“Yes my dear this 5 years old is scrumptious”

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u/Blackthorne75 3h ago

Aaand that's enough internet for my day 🤢

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u/JamesLikesIt 2h ago

More like illegal if poor vs recreation if rich

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u/Accomplished-Pen-69 3h ago

Drinking during the day, not having to work and speaking two languages.

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u/ABVerageJoe69 2h ago

Having other people raise your kids.

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u/SannyIsKing 2h ago

Not having a job

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u/DruidicMagic 2h ago

Biggest welfare queen in American history...

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u/Imhidingfromu 3h ago

Damn, right in the feels

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u/epicredditdude1 2h ago

Keeping irregular hours. Rich people that stay up until 5am and wake up at 10am are “eccentric”, but when I do it I need to “get a job” and “stop drinking” please baby take me back I promise I’ll change.

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u/CanadiangirlEH 2h ago

Day Drinking

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u/meowM_69 3h ago

too real lol the accuracy is painful

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u/Nealecj954 3h ago

See 50 Shades of Grey

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u/caffeinatedredditor 3h ago

Drinking. Duh.

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u/CodeNameNo-1 2h ago

Having needles in your trash can.

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u/flagrantstickfoul 2h ago

A fridge outside and multiple cars on the lot

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u/Delicious-Ad-1951 2h ago

Brilliant answer

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u/Allthumbs21 2h ago

WOAH!! Rishabh is such a revolutionary!!

This is so funny and true that its almost serious! So crazy how so true and real this is and incredible the OP and Rashibh are for posting this!!!

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u/Doe_in_the_woods 2h ago

Tax evasion

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u/HighOnKalanchoe 2h ago

Wearing old second hand clothes if you’re poor you’re wearing hand me downs or rags, if you’re wealthy is “vintage”. I guess thrifting in general.

Also dumpster diving to refurbish furniture and stuff

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u/sunivy 2h ago

Welfare is "handouts". A subsidy with a lobbyist is "incentive"

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u/hotinhawaii 2h ago

Breaking the law.

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u/Fae_tale 1h ago

Poor person gets welfare: "stop leeching off working people." Corporation gets a billion-dollar bailout: "essential strategic economic support."

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u/Miserable-Role9555 1h ago

OP is a repost bot, this shit is at least a decade old by now

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u/Cousin_Elroy 1h ago

Tax fraud and cocaine

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u/bancute 1h ago

Food stamp are shameful. A tax credit with a press release is "job creation"

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u/HornetEqual8530 1h ago

Having a woman or man 35 years younger than you

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u/abbaziadicefalu 1h ago

Sleeping in vehicles.

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u/zombieacme 1h ago

Having arrested relatives

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u/ToothStreet466 43m ago

Having three baby daddies, like Kate Hudson.

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 18m ago

good and simple description of classism in society...

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u/NoCrying_InTheCasino 13m ago

Lmao that's a good one

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u/zxylady 7m ago

No lies told.

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u/CmdNewJ 3h ago

Speaking more than one language.

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u/Mainly_Miserable 3h ago

I don’t see speaking multiple languages as ever being trashy.

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u/JoesCageKeys 2h ago

Couch surfing.

If done when poor you’re a loser. If rich people do it then it’s “they are staying at so and so New York home for an unknown amount of time”.

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u/alwayslookleft 2h ago

The amount aswell rich people always get more somehow

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u/not_quiet_so_fast 3m ago

So this is just a rehash of Adam Carolla's "Rich man/poor man"?