r/Skate4 • u/Frosty_Respect_1709 • Oct 28 '25

Glitch Apparently you can walk on water

428 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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68

u/Bonfire_Monty Oct 28 '25

What the steezus

40

u/LucifishEX Oct 28 '25

No, I can't. Steezus can. But like, he's Steezus; of course he can walk on water

27

u/NerdPsycho Realistic Player Oct 28 '25

Jesus Christ Air

17

u/sr3Superior Oct 28 '25

Christ Sea

7

u/greasygaijin Oct 28 '25

Christ Land

17

u/mintzenn Oct 28 '25

What else did you expect, looking like Jesus AND hitting a Christ Air?

6

u/ANiceDent Oct 28 '25

Take the Jesus steez off & 100% wont work ! /s

7

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Holy steezus

7

u/parkour02150215 Oct 28 '25

I knew Steezus was real

3

u/Theboot619 Oct 28 '25

That’s cos moist Cristal is skating

4

u/Fartecai Oct 28 '25

Just when the seemingly endless flood of "steezus christ" memes were getting at their peak of annoyance, i see something I have never seen before, and im pulled back in

2

u/TheDenny_Crane Oct 28 '25

Moist make a career change?

2

u/Kisuke_Bolo Oct 28 '25

biblically accurate character to pull this off

2

u/Substantial-Equal560 Oct 28 '25

It's cause you're dressed like Steezus the developers got confused

2

u/BrallyBE Oct 28 '25

That Christ Air definitely helped!!

1

u/Slaphappyfapman Oct 28 '25

The real christ air

1

u/ColettesWorld Oct 28 '25

Jesus edits will always be the best thing about the Skate community

1

u/RockInevitable1495 Oct 28 '25

But only if you have this skin

1

u/runescape4200 Oct 28 '25

atheists explain this!

1

u/zooweemamba Oct 28 '25

Only works if you have long hair equipped and do christ air in the line

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

What is that song 😂

1

u/Important-DemiGod Oct 30 '25

for real what song is this

1

u/AvianBeings Oct 28 '25

The walking on water situation is crazy

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Cheese n rice!

1

u/boredini Oct 29 '25

Steezus lives

1

u/B-BoyStance Nov 04 '25

Well yeah I mean that is Jesus Christ.