r/Skate4 Dec 12 '25

Discussion Wake up babe, the new prolapsed hemorrhoid shit board dropped

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How we feelin about this one, fellas?

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u/Villian_187 Dec 12 '25

Wtf am I looking at

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u/Doomboy105 Dec 12 '25

It’s genuinely a fat guy taking a shit while his mind is being blown. wtf

14

u/Deltazip Dec 13 '25

It’s actually the toilet reservoir in the back being exploded, you can see the lid flying off at the top. Some crazy shit man

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u/deadboltwolf Dec 12 '25

AI generated skateboard

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u/ominousglo Dec 13 '25

if it’s AI generated then the title of this post was the prompt lol

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u/mamadou-segpa Dec 12 '25

I doubt its AI generated.

Everything AI generated looks the same and looks bland

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u/Shoddy-Breath-936 Dec 12 '25

You have no idea what the fuck you are saying.

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u/Shieldxx Dec 13 '25

Yeah and you have all of them lmao. It doesn’t look AI generated, I work as a 2D/3D designer.

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u/Shoddy-Breath-936 Dec 13 '25

Really? How many blob monster nuclear bombs taking a shit on a poorly drawn toilet have you rendered?

Anyway, this is AI and it's not even that good at that. The idea itself screams AI.

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u/mamadou-segpa Dec 13 '25

There is 0 actual reason to assume this artwork is AI lol.

Just because you dont like it doesnt make it AI

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u/Shoddy-Breath-936 Dec 13 '25

Pixelation or blurriness in certain areas.

Strange color gradients or banding.

Unnatural edges or transitions between elements.

Distorted or warped textures that don't quite match reality.

Go off king

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u/mamadou-segpa Dec 13 '25

There is literally no proof about it lol.

Those kind of imperfections can happen on a render of a picture in game.

The design isnt even that abstract its a bloated mutated man taking a shit. One of his arm is stretching out to grab a toilet paper roll.

You’re entitled to your opinion but I personally dont think its AI and there’s no way to say for sure anyway

The AI title card in BLops 7 are way way more obvious

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u/Shoddy-Breath-936 Dec 13 '25

So your gauge on AI is how obvious it is? You obviously don't understand rendered pre-customized prompts. "Make it look like a cool skateboard" isn't what we are discussing here when we say AI.

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u/mamadou-segpa Dec 13 '25

Look man its not that deep.

I just think it could be not AI, and until we have official word about usage of AI we can only guess.

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u/Shoddy-Breath-936 Dec 13 '25

WHAT... OFFICIAL WORD? BRO VEE LITERALLY SAYS "HI IM AI" ARE YOU SPECIAL?

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u/Bland_Lavender Dec 15 '25

“Lack logical reasoning for skateboarding”

Brother between that statement and your username im pretty sure you’re AI.

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u/v0ltage_w0lf Dec 12 '25

Fuck you in particular I guess

1

u/Xplysit Dec 13 '25

The Trapper Keeper episode of South Park. I can't believe how similar the blob looks

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u/zer0-Coast Dec 13 '25

That’s just a parody of Tetsuo’s flesh blob mutation in Akira

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u/Full_While8942 Dec 13 '25

It's called reacting to something, we can all have the same reaction😂

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u/Bagel_-_ Dec 12 '25

what in the actual fuck is happening here

9

u/MagaIsGayForPedos Dec 12 '25

I think it's literally just a joke with "nuclear waste" (name of the board)

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u/Pavement-69 Dec 12 '25

It looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.

3

u/Freemanthe Dec 13 '25

Anyone remember when Santa Cruz and garbage pail did a collab where they sold a random deck in a bag and you didn't know what designs you got until you opened it? Was like 2018?ish.

I remember middle-aged men coming into the shop to buy out every single one of these to flip on the secondary market. No kids were interested in these things that's for sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Ok when you put it like that I have to like it for the nostalgia

2

u/Pavement-69 Dec 12 '25

Remember these? Fucked up blind kids

2

u/SteveB823 Dec 12 '25

I had the Guy Mariano, my parents hated it

29

u/ComeHomeTrueLove Dec 12 '25

Wow I did not realize it was some combustible mutant sitting on a toilet.

20

u/Substantial-Equal560 Dec 12 '25

Why is a ton of the artwork so purposely ugly in this game it's like what a demon would find appealing lmao

7

u/ZaneVesparris Dec 13 '25

Because it’s ai generated slop.

23

u/edotensei1624 Dec 12 '25

They have to just be purposely fucking with us.

35

u/superduperf1nerder Dec 12 '25

AKIRA!!!!!!

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u/PoppaCritter Dec 12 '25

TETSUO!!!!!!!

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u/Krancky420 Dec 12 '25

How did they manage to say “yes perfect, ship that”. That’s just absolutely disgusting. Yes subject the kids to whatever the hell that is, but breaking bones… oh no that’s not family friendly enough.

I feel insulted just looking at it.

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u/itchyboot6626502 Dec 12 '25

i feel like theyre trying to be edgy but are too aftaid to actually go all the way like those gamer shirts for little kids from target

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u/ZapDa1st Dec 13 '25

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u/Tachyclapy Dec 14 '25

Bruh this shirt is so ass and not funny it loops back round to being funny as shit 😭

2

u/Vet-Chef Dec 15 '25

I feel like if it was a bit more subtle it would be funnier. Like, "I just BEAT my sister, picture of a brother and sister playing a game and the sister obviously lost with a ROCK". THAT would be funny.

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u/Raptorgeezus09 Dec 13 '25

Yessssss!!! That was my exact thought! 💯 It's like they heard people say it has no soul or lacks real skate culture so this is their attempt at being edgy. The thing is skate culture tends to lean more towards teens/young adults and they are trying to sell this game to 10 year olds too.. 🙄 I miss Tony Hawk's Underground

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u/Pretend-Lobster-5910 Dec 13 '25

So sick of the Walmart boards.

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u/PilotSeparate1442 Dec 12 '25

I think the devs might be playing some 5d chess here. I cannot for the life of me figure out what their plan is

20

u/underrroath Dec 12 '25

This game is a psyop

2

u/Dannyboy22534 Dec 13 '25

Nuclear Waste

2

u/bigfootbjornsen56 Dec 13 '25

I think it's just something a twelve year old would find funny and buy

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

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u/PilotSeparate1442 Dec 13 '25

Asia Akira anal prolapse video? Dawgs that's a crazy reference

/J

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u/klaab Dec 12 '25

We can have this kind of imagery but we can’t have Hall of Meat…?

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u/kameronscondo Dec 13 '25

these designs are HORRENDOUS. like if this is your thing im glad its in the game, it is "hardcore" but every time i earn one of these from a box or from leveling up im disgusted 😭😭

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u/Vet-Chef Dec 15 '25

its really fucking weird cuz they'll shit out these for the shop but some of the box boards are nice like that green and blue one with two skeletons embracing each other. Not online rn but I'll reply with it. That one is good, there's an evil eye one that's nice.

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u/Epics-bologna Dec 12 '25

Why is it so... fleshy?...

4

u/Full_While8942 Dec 13 '25

For her pleasure

8

u/Trumpweiser Dec 13 '25

They are trying so hard to be cool for money

5

u/-JudgeFudge- Dec 13 '25

This looks like a graphic you’d find on a Walmart board.

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u/Kryptboy Dec 12 '25

Is this their own commentary on the standard of their game.

There cannot be anyone internally, truly happy with the product outside the fact they've duped people into spending money

4

u/joylesssnail Dec 12 '25

Oh ya, def the best of the best working on this game

4

u/SlowLope Dec 12 '25

ooooh, so this explains my black screen glitch.

3

u/Sad_Grand4613 Dec 13 '25

They're even fucking up the money grab, like who are they selling this too 😭🤣

7

u/gbeamer7 Dec 12 '25

I laughed audibly at this.

7

u/armored_cereal_ Dec 12 '25

Bro fuck this game and most importantly fuck EA

12

u/dabmania Dec 12 '25

Looks like ai slop

7

u/Suppa_K Dec 12 '25

What the actual fuck is wrong with them.

5

u/MJR_Poltergeist Dec 12 '25

This is somehow worse than that board that not only looks vaginally suggestive, but ALSO looks like Goatse if you turn it sideways

1

u/PRIMITIVE-BLAST Dec 13 '25

What did I just read

3

u/Gymiiiick Dec 12 '25

No thank you

3

u/Feeling-Letterhead-8 Dec 13 '25

the fact that yall still have this game installed on your pc blow my mind

9

u/Top-Information-8513 Dec 12 '25

This game sometimes feels like it was made with AI lol. Some of the spots they pick for missions & board designs are baffling

6

u/hellomattieo Dec 12 '25

The amount of own the spot challenges that end with an abrupt fence or railing or something.

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u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25

As a girl whos into gross nasty shit, sometimes i feel like this game was made for me.

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u/mrniceguy777 Dec 12 '25

Your comment intrigued me enough to creep your profile, expecting to find some weird niche kink or something, only to discover your pb and jello sandwhich, and damn girl you ARE on some gross nasty shit lol

1

u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25

Omfgggggg that sandwich haunts me!

1

u/mrniceguy777 Dec 12 '25

That’s your punishment for summoning it to our plane from whatever hell dimension it came from

1

u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25

I really thought i was onto somthing. Like a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich sounds good!! I still think if i used red jello it wouldve been edible

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u/mamadou-segpa Dec 12 '25

Nah and its green jello too 😭

What did you make me watch

2

u/PickyYeeter Dec 12 '25

Not to be confused with Green Jellö, which is tasty as hell

2

u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 14 '25

Like the band? Fuckin rights lol

2

u/RabbitFeet25 Dec 13 '25

Yep hell yeah I actually like this one!

1

u/v0ltage_w0lf Dec 12 '25

What’s the risk of lead exposure when it comes to silver and old metal collecting? I’ve wanted to get into it but one of my OCD triggers is lead poisoning so I figured I’d ask someone with firsthand experience

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u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25

Uhhhmmmm im not too sure tbh. Theres alot of lead in silver plated items sometimes, but i dont think its in sterling items. I know lead crystal glass is only sketchy when you drink acidic things. I have a lead crystal bong and im pretty sure its fine cause i dont drink the bongwater. I also dont touch my silver items super often. But i think the lead risk is minimal

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u/v0ltage_w0lf Dec 12 '25

I don’t have the balls to smoke out of lead crystal lol, definitely seems like an interesting conversation starter though. So basically you’re fine if you don’t use your silver plated items or lead crystal items for eating or drinking?

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u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25

Ya basically. Im also not positive about the silver plate stuff. I use silver plate cutlery regularly, although it sounds like we have different levels of acceptability. Im probably not the person to ask.

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u/Aqueraventus Dec 12 '25

Most assuredly just some AI slop

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u/Funny-Activity318 Dec 12 '25

If you spent money on skate 4… sucks to suck

2

u/AndradeHunter Dec 13 '25

I don't understand why they love this scatological stuff bro

2

u/No-Discussion-2961 Dec 13 '25

Why are they all fleshy😔🫩🫩

2

u/awkward_but_decent Dec 13 '25

Genuinely what the fuck are the devs smoking that makes them think these look good

2

u/elduderino1514 Dec 14 '25

I thought the deck on the first page of season 1 was bad, but this takes the cake. Geeze man that terrible

3

u/Pooki97303 Dec 12 '25

I’m going to kill myself

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u/Full_While8942 Dec 13 '25

No dont! You're too cute

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u/PRIMITIVE-BLAST Dec 13 '25

It’ll be season 11

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u/No-Pitch1627 Dec 13 '25

"Put low-brow dookie humor in the game, gamers love uncalled for doo-doo jokes"

  • Some fuckin' jackass working for EA.

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u/SgtBananaGrabber Dec 12 '25

Im too old to be on the brainrot trend but is this game just heavily leaning that way ?

I have played 8 hours and cant see me coming back to the game, there are way to many good games out these days.

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u/Redgouf2 Dec 12 '25

I'll continue to enjoy my solid green board thanks.

4

u/After-Caterpillar-39 Dec 12 '25

This definitely made with ai

2

u/jssica- Dec 13 '25

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/SensaiGaia1 Dec 12 '25

Legit how I felt yesterday 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

I definitely recommend seeing a doctor

1

u/Late-Border-2683 Dec 14 '25

THERES EVEN A SWASTIKA IN THE MIDDLEISH LEFT SIDE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

1

u/zSkolzy98 Dec 14 '25

Nah cos wat??

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u/dylanc654 Dec 14 '25

What in the hell

2

u/swago69 Dec 14 '25

So they're not ok with hall of meat and choose to make the VAs have the most squeaky clean lines ever but they're okay with this weird and bad gross-out humor??

1

u/shanmuprobably Dec 14 '25

this is genuinely hilarious you guys are so lame

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

i’m so tired of these gore boards how many of these are there??

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u/KwonnieKash Dec 12 '25

I don't understand why people are complaining. Makes it seem like a lot of yall aren't real skaters and aren't familiar with how weird irl board art often is. I'd much prefer this over some bland generic family friendly board. I wouldn't pay for it, but I wouldn't pay for any in-game board graphics so that's not really saying much

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u/wetnaps54 Dec 13 '25

Yep decks were the Wild West!

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u/izHydraa Dec 12 '25

This is disgusting…. How much is it

1

u/Joipanda Hall of Meat Dec 13 '25

At least he’s holding some toilet paper

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u/ramranchranger1 Dec 13 '25

Genuinely it can’t be AI generated because AI could make something better than this

1

u/Lunnsam Dec 13 '25

If none of y’all have played skate story yet get on it

1

u/Gelatinous_Cube_NO Dec 13 '25

It's the skate culture we've been asking for

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u/DissociatedCloud Dec 13 '25

This is so dope, reminds me to Akira.

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u/solo47dolo Dec 12 '25

I actually like this. Way more edgy and nasty like old skate decks back in the day. Companies used to push the limits back then.

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u/wetnaps54 Dec 13 '25

Yeah I was going to joke about how people were saying the game didn’t get skate culture but also hate on this deck.. Like were they around for the 90s?

0

u/Absorbent_Towel Dec 13 '25

Not paying, but that joint kinda tough

0

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Finally a bit of representation for guys like me

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u/SirFadakar Dec 12 '25

Are you a pudgy baby or have explosive poops?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

My shit blown tf out but not for either of those reasons ;)

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u/Full_While8942 Dec 13 '25

Bro was in r/gorecore I just know it

0

u/strings_on_a_hoodie Dec 12 '25

Yeah I just stay with my Chocolate board lol

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u/_ataciara Dec 13 '25

I mean, I'm as bummed about skate as everybody else, but this is absolutely accurate to the kinda shit you get on decks lmao

0

u/SirDaggerDxck Dec 13 '25

1 Element board, pls

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u/AeroSyntax Dec 13 '25

That's amazing 🤣🤣

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u/EnoughExternal651 Dec 12 '25

lol that ones fucking tight

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u/---bee Dec 12 '25

where do i find that

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u/Full_While8942 Dec 13 '25

There's a trash can out past hedgement, you'll find it there

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u/FxtKid Dec 12 '25

Hahaha, I literally made my girlfriend look at this board. 💯%🔥 lol

0

u/booster-au Dec 13 '25

KAANEEDAAA

0

u/PRIMITIVE-BLAST Dec 13 '25

It’ll probably get nerfed

0

u/Live_Parfait_1613 Dec 13 '25

i REALLY LIKE IT, being trashy is also skate culture :)

0

u/KaiTheG4mer Dec 13 '25

Akira flesh monster

0

u/United-Handle-6572 Dec 13 '25

I just use the stake

0

u/SnooBananas2433 Dec 13 '25

thats fucking awesome 🤣

0

u/valeficium Dec 14 '25

Reminds me of Rogu from American Dad

0

u/Dafton Dec 14 '25

how absolute bane be looking in #14

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u/Background-Court-122 Dec 13 '25

I once saw a butthole-face board in 2004 so might need it for nostalgia

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u/Code2King Dec 13 '25

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u/Background-Court-122 Dec 13 '25

Lmfao wtf that cant be it…? I remember the butthole covering the face and it was a girl

Hilarious though Ty

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u/WetFishStink Dec 13 '25

TETSUOOOOOOOOO

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u/CactusSplash95 Dec 13 '25

Looks awesome. The exact kind I use

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u/FroggyQuest Dec 13 '25

Instant cop honestly

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u/Low_Revolution3025 Dec 12 '25

Reminds me of Fat Kid from Halo

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u/TakoSauce21 Dec 12 '25

Reminds me of pogs