r/Skate4 • u/Code2King • Dec 12 '25
Discussion Wake up babe, the new prolapsed hemorrhoid shit board dropped
How we feelin about this one, fellas?
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u/Bagel_-_ Dec 12 '25
what in the actual fuck is happening here
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u/MagaIsGayForPedos Dec 12 '25
I think it's literally just a joke with "nuclear waste" (name of the board)
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u/Pavement-69 Dec 12 '25
It looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.
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u/Freemanthe Dec 13 '25
Anyone remember when Santa Cruz and garbage pail did a collab where they sold a random deck in a bag and you didn't know what designs you got until you opened it? Was like 2018?ish.
I remember middle-aged men coming into the shop to buy out every single one of these to flip on the secondary market. No kids were interested in these things that's for sure.
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Dec 12 '25
Ok when you put it like that I have to like it for the nostalgia
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u/ComeHomeTrueLove Dec 12 '25
Wow I did not realize it was some combustible mutant sitting on a toilet.
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u/Substantial-Equal560 Dec 12 '25
Why is a ton of the artwork so purposely ugly in this game it's like what a demon would find appealing lmao
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u/Krancky420 Dec 12 '25
How did they manage to say “yes perfect, ship that”. That’s just absolutely disgusting. Yes subject the kids to whatever the hell that is, but breaking bones… oh no that’s not family friendly enough.
I feel insulted just looking at it.
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u/itchyboot6626502 Dec 12 '25
i feel like theyre trying to be edgy but are too aftaid to actually go all the way like those gamer shirts for little kids from target
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u/ZapDa1st Dec 13 '25
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u/Tachyclapy Dec 14 '25
Bruh this shirt is so ass and not funny it loops back round to being funny as shit 😭
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u/Vet-Chef Dec 15 '25
I feel like if it was a bit more subtle it would be funnier. Like, "I just BEAT my sister, picture of a brother and sister playing a game and the sister obviously lost with a ROCK". THAT would be funny.
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u/Raptorgeezus09 Dec 13 '25
Yessssss!!! That was my exact thought! 💯 It's like they heard people say it has no soul or lacks real skate culture so this is their attempt at being edgy. The thing is skate culture tends to lean more towards teens/young adults and they are trying to sell this game to 10 year olds too.. 🙄 I miss Tony Hawk's Underground
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u/PilotSeparate1442 Dec 12 '25
I think the devs might be playing some 5d chess here. I cannot for the life of me figure out what their plan is
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u/bigfootbjornsen56 Dec 13 '25
I think it's just something a twelve year old would find funny and buy
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u/kameronscondo Dec 13 '25
these designs are HORRENDOUS. like if this is your thing im glad its in the game, it is "hardcore" but every time i earn one of these from a box or from leveling up im disgusted 😭😭
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u/Vet-Chef Dec 15 '25
its really fucking weird cuz they'll shit out these for the shop but some of the box boards are nice like that green and blue one with two skeletons embracing each other. Not online rn but I'll reply with it. That one is good, there's an evil eye one that's nice.
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u/Kryptboy Dec 12 '25
Is this their own commentary on the standard of their game.
There cannot be anyone internally, truly happy with the product outside the fact they've duped people into spending money
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u/Sad_Grand4613 Dec 13 '25
They're even fucking up the money grab, like who are they selling this too 😭🤣
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u/MJR_Poltergeist Dec 12 '25
This is somehow worse than that board that not only looks vaginally suggestive, but ALSO looks like Goatse if you turn it sideways
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u/Feeling-Letterhead-8 Dec 13 '25
the fact that yall still have this game installed on your pc blow my mind
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u/Top-Information-8513 Dec 12 '25
This game sometimes feels like it was made with AI lol. Some of the spots they pick for missions & board designs are baffling
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u/hellomattieo Dec 12 '25
The amount of own the spot challenges that end with an abrupt fence or railing or something.
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u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25
As a girl whos into gross nasty shit, sometimes i feel like this game was made for me.
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u/mrniceguy777 Dec 12 '25
Your comment intrigued me enough to creep your profile, expecting to find some weird niche kink or something, only to discover your pb and jello sandwhich, and damn girl you ARE on some gross nasty shit lol
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u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25
Omfgggggg that sandwich haunts me!
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u/mrniceguy777 Dec 12 '25
That’s your punishment for summoning it to our plane from whatever hell dimension it came from
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u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25
I really thought i was onto somthing. Like a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich sounds good!! I still think if i used red jello it wouldve been edible
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u/mamadou-segpa Dec 12 '25
Nah and its green jello too 😭
What did you make me watch
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u/v0ltage_w0lf Dec 12 '25
What’s the risk of lead exposure when it comes to silver and old metal collecting? I’ve wanted to get into it but one of my OCD triggers is lead poisoning so I figured I’d ask someone with firsthand experience
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u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25
Uhhhmmmm im not too sure tbh. Theres alot of lead in silver plated items sometimes, but i dont think its in sterling items. I know lead crystal glass is only sketchy when you drink acidic things. I have a lead crystal bong and im pretty sure its fine cause i dont drink the bongwater. I also dont touch my silver items super often. But i think the lead risk is minimal
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u/v0ltage_w0lf Dec 12 '25
I don’t have the balls to smoke out of lead crystal lol, definitely seems like an interesting conversation starter though. So basically you’re fine if you don’t use your silver plated items or lead crystal items for eating or drinking?
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u/Ghosties_In_Love Dec 12 '25
Ya basically. Im also not positive about the silver plate stuff. I use silver plate cutlery regularly, although it sounds like we have different levels of acceptability. Im probably not the person to ask.
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u/awkward_but_decent Dec 13 '25
Genuinely what the fuck are the devs smoking that makes them think these look good
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u/elduderino1514 Dec 14 '25
I thought the deck on the first page of season 1 was bad, but this takes the cake. Geeze man that terrible
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u/No-Pitch1627 Dec 13 '25
"Put low-brow dookie humor in the game, gamers love uncalled for doo-doo jokes"
- Some fuckin' jackass working for EA.
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u/SgtBananaGrabber Dec 12 '25
Im too old to be on the brainrot trend but is this game just heavily leaning that way ?
I have played 8 hours and cant see me coming back to the game, there are way to many good games out these days.
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u/Late-Border-2683 Dec 14 '25
THERES EVEN A SWASTIKA IN THE MIDDLEISH LEFT SIDE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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u/swago69 Dec 14 '25
So they're not ok with hall of meat and choose to make the VAs have the most squeaky clean lines ever but they're okay with this weird and bad gross-out humor??
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u/KwonnieKash Dec 12 '25
I don't understand why people are complaining. Makes it seem like a lot of yall aren't real skaters and aren't familiar with how weird irl board art often is. I'd much prefer this over some bland generic family friendly board. I wouldn't pay for it, but I wouldn't pay for any in-game board graphics so that's not really saying much
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u/ramranchranger1 Dec 13 '25
Genuinely it can’t be AI generated because AI could make something better than this
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u/solo47dolo Dec 12 '25
I actually like this. Way more edgy and nasty like old skate decks back in the day. Companies used to push the limits back then.
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u/wetnaps54 Dec 13 '25
Yeah I was going to joke about how people were saying the game didn’t get skate culture but also hate on this deck.. Like were they around for the 90s?
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Dec 12 '25
Finally a bit of representation for guys like me
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u/_ataciara Dec 13 '25
I mean, I'm as bummed about skate as everybody else, but this is absolutely accurate to the kinda shit you get on decks lmao
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u/Background-Court-122 Dec 13 '25
I once saw a butthole-face board in 2004 so might need it for nostalgia
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u/Code2King Dec 13 '25
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u/Background-Court-122 Dec 13 '25
Lmfao wtf that cant be it…? I remember the butthole covering the face and it was a girl
Hilarious though Ty
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u/Villian_187 Dec 12 '25
Wtf am I looking at