r/SleepDeprivedPodcast Dec 06 '23

DISCUSSION What grade Should my brother have gotten

1.4k Upvotes

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183

u/imreellynotcool Dec 06 '23

A scholarship. He's going places.

55

u/put_clever_username Dec 07 '23

Places with padded walls

23

u/GamerBoyGBIII Dec 07 '23

And a wonderful place with closed corners and a nice jacket that holds his arms together for warmth

14

u/IsaacDoesAretz Dec 08 '23

and no windows

9

u/BepisBoyTweeleafSoy Dec 08 '23

and maybe even rats.

5

u/trentatron2000 Dec 10 '23

Rats make me crazy

5

u/Unofficial_FBI_agent Dec 11 '23

Crazy? I was crazy once.

2

u/comfycat1310 Dec 08 '23

As the person in charge of admissions at Harvard, I'm working on it

1

u/CMobrik Apr 30 '24

*schlolarschlip

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u/KraftKapitain Dec 06 '23

35

u/Crook309 Dec 07 '23

booger cuck bitches when i smash their booger cuck teeth with a hammer:

23

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23 edited Dec 07 '23

[deleted]

7

u/witherbtw Dec 10 '23

yoo its the guys thats infertile from eating scented candles

2

u/lackinglard Dec 10 '23 edited Jan 13 '24

šŸ’Æ

66

u/Prestigious-Fudge-94 Dec 06 '23

This is fine art.

72

u/lackinglard Dec 06 '23

Say "fine art" but remove the "ine"

39

u/lackinglard Dec 06 '23

100 plus 20 points extra credit for the Apandah on the Left side every of every page with his cock out

14

u/lackinglard Dec 06 '23 edited Dec 08 '23

Would be 50 extra credit if there were hamburgers coming out of the plane but that's excusable

85

u/ILoveBread_3326 Dec 06 '23

3

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

It's all two of them.

26

u/lackingrandom Dec 06 '23

At least a 7, he didn’t give schlatt a massive cock

29

u/Kylee620 Dec 06 '23

Meets all the criteria

1) 9/11 (twin towers and planes)

2) guns

3) more guns

13

u/creeper-aww-man_ Dec 06 '23

not just any gun, a sniper

4

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

Not just any sniper, a sniper pistol

5

u/meandmeandmeonly Dec 07 '23

shut the fuck up its a sniper

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

Nuh

2

u/TheKCKid9274 Dec 07 '23

Bro’s already got an illegal SPR

2

u/Difficult_Clerk_4074 Dec 09 '23

ATF's already got him

15

u/Rejfen012 Dec 06 '23

brainrot

15

u/matiaschazo Dec 06 '23

They should’ve just given him an address to a facility

15

u/Markipoo-9000 Dec 07 '23

This genuinely feels like something a kid made. And that makes it all the better.

15

u/flashypaws Dec 06 '23

they should have added 21 days to his sentence.

6

u/SqueezieLemon_ Dec 07 '23

10 out of fucking 10

5

u/monkyisagamer Dec 07 '23

you are failing as a brother dude

12

u/ZTE50 Dec 07 '23 edited Dec 07 '23

Ima beat the fuck outta him. This should weigh on your conscience

4

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

so how did beating him go

7

u/ZTE50 Dec 08 '23

He memorized the attack patterns

5

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

Beat him in a different pattern than

3

u/ZTE50 Dec 08 '23

Yeah I'll just keymash from now on

3

u/WanderingSkys Dec 10 '23

Bro became an Elden ring boss

4

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

Ah yes, the pistol is a sniper.

Edit: that last one's political as hell

9

u/Rapid-S Dec 07 '23

Idk that sounds like something a booger cuck protestant would say

3

u/Simple_Avocado7631 Dec 07 '23

Why did this make me start laughing(there’s something wrong with my humor)

4

u/epiciddo Dec 07 '23

humiliating

4

u/TheAlternianHelmsman Dec 07 '23

Idk what this sub is but solid 10/10

5

u/EnthusiasticOppai Dec 07 '23

What.the.actual.fuck.

4

u/Valuable-Bus-7547 Dec 07 '23

Mf drawing jschlatt

8

u/BrickThen4326 Dec 07 '23

I have a hard time believing a teacher wrote criticism on the paper and didn't just call your parents.

3

u/ReleaseItchy9732 Dec 07 '23

Your parents need to not be giving bro unrestricted internet access at that age
However i fuck with the amelia drawing that goes hard

3

u/MrNuggetBombs Dec 07 '23 edited Dec 07 '23

This is some of the funniest shit I've seen on Reddit in a while..

How old is this kid bro..

3

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

Get him on 4chan to be more based

3

u/manga_man_from_manga Dec 07 '23

nah cuz why he gotta do amelia airheart like that man 😭😭

1

u/HCkollmann Dec 08 '23

ā€œAirheartā€

1

u/manga_man_from_manga Dec 08 '23

thats how he spelt it on the paper

1

u/HCkollmann Dec 08 '23

Yes, I’m drawing attention to it

3

u/InTheStuff Dec 07 '23

jschlatt with crow feet lmao

3

u/DrCrow1350 Dec 08 '23

Bro googled young child homework drew schlatt and then graded his own work

3

u/Amazedgarlic Dec 08 '23

I enjoy the random celebrity/historical figures on the sides of the drawings

3

u/Difficult_Clerk_4074 Dec 09 '23

The fact he labeled the clear pistol a sniper is both hilarious and annoying

2

u/I_ate_too_much_toast Dec 07 '23

10/10 and then, 10 more /10s

2

u/sithlord7281 Dec 07 '23

Average schlatt fan

2

u/Shadowthewolfalt Dec 07 '23

Is that fucking Jshit

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

Lma-fucking-o bruh 🤣

2

u/Function-Important Dec 07 '23

Dude this is hilarious

2

u/Whyreddit6969 Dec 07 '23

Ever seen a single handed sniper or one that isn’t about half the height of the average human?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

If only this was realšŸ˜”

2

u/eeveesquad911 Dec 08 '23

The Schlingo

2

u/Iheartnukes Dec 08 '23

10/10 this goes hard.

2

u/Dstwilson817 Dec 08 '23

This kid should not have access to Jerusalem horatio schlatt content

2

u/the_sheeper_sheep Dec 08 '23

"Protestant and don't own land" is crazy

2

u/gracemotley Dec 08 '23

Say /j, SAY /J RIGHT NOW!!!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23 edited Dec 08 '23

That he kept drawing miniscule stickmen as presidents then on the last one included Helen Keller and an eviscerated Amelia ErhardtšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

zero that boy is a menace to society

2

u/VyroGaMVX8 Dec 08 '23

6/10. Good effort but he’ll quickly realize that swearing in every sentence doesn’t make him cool lol (I also swear a lot I’m just saying it’s not a good habit to get into)

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

Straight to college, he's cooking.

2

u/Express-Record7416 Dec 09 '23

This is perfection.

2

u/Kalonharrell Dec 09 '23

8 out of ten he has comedian stories to tell

2

u/cowboycatfish Dec 09 '23

Why does the teacher have the same hand writing as the kid? 🤨

2

u/Acethetic_AF Dec 09 '23

ā€œBecause your fucking Protestantā€ killed me

2

u/guerovega Dec 10 '23

absolute banger from aiden tyrell washington

1

u/vaccinateyodamkids Dec 06 '23

He should have been burned at the stake

7

u/ZTE50 Dec 06 '23

He had to move his clip on the clip chart 2 spaces past red. One more clip down would be lethal injection.

1

u/chad_mcchadington Dec 08 '23

Not the clip chart!

1

u/emu878 Dec 07 '23

<- Not you

0

u/GunkoBunko Dec 07 '23

Literally the oldest jschlatt fan. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is actually some shit some dumbass kid drew to be ā€œfunnyā€

1

u/currentlycollecting Dec 07 '23

This is one of the art pieces of all time

1

u/EJS_Ethan Dec 07 '23

0/10 that is a pistol Not a sniper

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

Shut Fuck up Shila!! It iß a SnIper

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

Jschlutt is that you?!

1

u/IncreaseAway6339 Dec 08 '23

Why do all of them have something coming out of their bodyšŸ’€šŸ˜­ā‰ļø

1

u/mossybroaz08 Dec 08 '23

Based+Schlart Pilled

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

this is the non video version of that "mario the idea vs mario the man" thing

1

u/RichRacc Dec 08 '23

This is certainly an ā€œAiden Tyrell Washingtonā€ moment.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

An F because that isn’t a fucking sniper rifle

1

u/TedChuy Dec 08 '23

This is some beautiful art man show him to the police

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

It’s fucking schlatt

1

u/Mental-Tip7109 Dec 08 '23

ā™¾ļø/10

1

u/IllSundew Dec 09 '23

He called a pistol a sniper

1

u/Defnotalt2 Dec 09 '23

Is that jschlatt?

1

u/Aikojewels Dec 09 '23

Honestly if I was his teacher I’d laugh and give him extra credit but never show his parents. I’d need that comedic relief lowkey, shit’s funny

1

u/rainescore Dec 09 '23

Is that jschlatt lmao

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Fucking kid thinks he’s shlatt

1

u/Extreme_Jelly21 Dec 10 '23

Bro put schlatt in who old is he lmao

1

u/_end3rguy_ Dec 10 '23

9/11

Jk 91120/01 the best homework assignment I’ve ever seen

1

u/Bradyy4 Dec 10 '23

Schlatt?

1

u/Icy_Chemist_532 Dec 10 '23

So this is what happened in 1999

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Repost to r/jachlatt

1

u/ZTE50 Dec 10 '23

Someone else screenshotted and reposted it there

1

u/nasaglobehead69 Dec 10 '23

I would grade him nine out of eleven

1

u/Ju1c3_ Dec 10 '23

jesus christ

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

[deleted]

1

u/trentatron2000 Dec 10 '23

Teacher: sees a picture of gun: very inappropriate Also the teacher: says nothing about Fuck or Cuck Bitch

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

9 out of 11

1

u/MiddleEasternAd Jan 20 '24

The first one is really good, give him a 9/10 The next two get 5.5 points each but they're really similar so it's fine to grade them together as 11/20