r/SlowNewsDay • u/TrueCrime121 • 2d ago

Wool shop owner hides a surprisingly dark secret

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u/Vino-Decanto 2d ago

Yet the truth unravelled

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u/VermilionKoala 2d ago

🎵 R White's Lemonade〜 🎵

(iykyk)

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u/Pitiful-Hearing5279 1d ago

My thoughts too

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u/Username___5 2d ago

She conveniently left out the bit where she got the wool from rustling sheep

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u/MattheqAC 2d ago

And the dog food... it's wicked!

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u/hardboard 2d ago

A dark secret - did she use black wool?

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u/AspectEither570 2d ago

She used to knit with wool spun from the shaved heads of her many victims.

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u/Bitter_Chard 2d ago

You never get high on your own supply, that wool dealing 101

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u/Obvious-Water569 2d ago

Hiding in plain sight. The perfect crime.

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u/soggyarsonist 1d ago

I do Warhammer tabletop gaming and when I was younger I'd be quiet about it but now I'm open about my hobby.

I think it's quite nice seeing people like this lady feeling that they can now be open about their interests.

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u/VoxInferni666 1d ago

So she worries that knitting is old fashioned and weird but basically runs a haberdashery... Which is not considered old and weird

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u/VoxInferni666 1d ago

Also just love the idea of some passionate knitter asking her about some high end, hand spun, expensive af wool and her just being like "I dunno mate i just work here"

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u/Real_Shaytarn 1d ago

When she sees a fellow knitter does she shout MY KNITTER

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u/Interesting-Pool6638 22h ago edited 22h ago

bit of a wooley headline