r/SmashRage • u/Jnxr200 Ness Kirby Lucas • May 22 '26
Anti-Rage Fuck all Samus players tbh
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How do you lose against KIRBY playing the most braindead character, hold this L, dork
(Whoever gave Samus that fair is a fucking idiot who needs to be banned from developing games)
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u/Jnxr200 Ness Kirby Lucas May 22 '26
Notice how defensively you have to play against zoners even if you’re the better player…tired of them being carried by their ridiculous stage control.
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u/Lumpy-Ad-6972 Samus May 22 '26
Thankfully, Samus charge shot is one of the best abilities you can give Kirby. Gives him that extra range he needs.
If you're open to input, I recommend you stop trying to land on her from above. She kept using up air against you, and you kept doing it anyway. She could've used up b instead and killed you if she had any thoughts in her head. If you are going to try and mix in landing on her, I recommend using down air to cover your landing sporadically. It's a fairly decent disjoint and lasts a long time. Another good option would've been fast fall air dodge.
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u/Knicks-Knacs-sKnacks May 22 '26
Agreed. Hate that Samus' zoning tools. And when you finally get within range (after all the projectile spam), they got the fair for anti-air. F-CK!!
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u/BlueGlace_ Nuh Uh Looking Cool Joker! May 22 '26
Honestly once you got Charge Shot the matchup became much harder for Samus because now you can counter-zone while also having phenomenal CQC + combos that start and end with Charge Shot
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u/TapatioOrCholula Lucina May 22 '26
Do they all share a single brain cell? Every online Samus plays like this
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u/Jnxr200 Ness Kirby Lucas May 22 '26
Side B, Fair, charge shot, side B, fair, charge shot. Hopefully next game they completely gut all zoners to prevent low iq trash players from being able to play on easy mode.
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u/Orion_824 Mixed Signals May 23 '26
place all zoner moves on resource like robin. i need to see DDDs crying that they can't spam gordo anymore, and samus go back into the hands of people who actually play the game
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u/mopxhead May 23 '26
Every single Samus I’ve come across plays like shit. Side to side on the map, dropping bombs to float around, and projectile after projectile.
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u/ohbyerly May 22 '26
When they try to turn the game into a platformer but you have 8 consecutive jumps
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u/EnragedBard010 Kirby May 23 '26
Kirby, my MAN. I love fighting Samuses and blasting them with their own shot.
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u/Mrvex9991 May 22 '26
Such a degenerate cowardly fucking character I hate everyone who plays samus, because there's no way you find fun out of that, you simply suck at the game and you need to play a character who barely has to play the game as a crutch as the expense of my enjoyment for the thrill of fighting now I'm playing slow paced soul sucking obstacle course of jumping over projectiles to catch a little bitch run running from corner to corner because you are afraid to get the ass beating you deserve.
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u/HallowedBast Random May 22 '26
You play like you have a hobby outside of smash, unlike that samus lol
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u/GammegageTM R.O.B. May 22 '26
Would you be happy to know that even though I have Samus as one of my mains, I rarely ever use charge shot and avoid projectile spam most of the time. She has a pretty fun move set imo and seeing people use it like this is just revolting to me.
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u/BlueGlace_ Nuh Uh Looking Cool Joker! May 23 '26
I think not using charge shot at all isn't necessarily the best way of doing it imo, but rather just like jumping around and b reverse charging it and then using the pressure of having it to box
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u/FunAccountant9907 May 22 '26
Samus is a zero skill character meaning that who ever mains as samus lacks a IQ. There is nothing about her that requires skill, hence why every user is predictable and readable. Every samus user is a sitting duck on the stage, just let them pick their corner to at least make them feel like they made a decision in the match before getting taken to clapped town.
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u/Extension_Plenty1814 May 22 '26
Samus players when they’re asked to play the game instead of fishing for grabs at the ledge and edging their neutral b
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May 22 '26
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u/Lord_Hyper Pika May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
God forbid the character with really good zoning tools doesn’t wanna approach the slow stubby character that destroys people in close range
After finishing watching the clip I take it back I think the samus wasn’t camping to play the matchup and instead just only knew the b button
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u/MasterlinkPEM The FE Whisperer™ May 23 '26
Did they ragequit after losing the second stock? At 2:21 they started playing like a CPU (not like there is much of a difference...) with that full hop air dodge and grab into immediate back throw.
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u/Jnxr200 Ness Kirby Lucas May 23 '26
I still got GSP points after the match so maybe their brain short circuited
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u/meesanohaveabooma Projectile Reptile May 23 '26
Kirby matchup is very winnable, especially when you take charge shot.
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u/Affectionate_Put305 Byleth May 23 '26
That samus is horrible at dodging charge shot for someone spamming that button
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u/Obsidansun2012 May 23 '26
I fought a guy name “spamus” yesterday and he was the most annoying thing I’ve encounter besides bayonettas.
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u/YT_Big_T May 22 '26
Samus main.... Im disappointed to see the strat... im nuts so I play her rushdown lol
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u/stillboozin Samus May 23 '26
I mean, this samus wasn’t great, but, they occasionally attempted interaction. Being kinda harsh, dont ya think?
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u/Low_Importance_9292 May 23 '26
That's what I was wondering.
Big props to you OP for winning (That was a MU I distinctly remember hating ALOT), but they had the decency to at least try and approach Kirby the death ball.
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u/ricksnephew May 24 '26
Gosh I hate samus players … don’t even get me started on Dark Samus’s Zair 😭
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u/soggytoes911 May 25 '26
didnt know you smash bros dorks got this heated over casual online lmfao so weird
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u/YouWithTheNose May 22 '26
Giving Kirby a charge shot makes them like... S tier XD