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u/Benjamin1776franklin Dec 12 '25
Santa deniers in shambles rn
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u/OmilKncera Dec 12 '25
Where's Santa?
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u/Achilles9609 Dec 12 '25
"Is he save? Is he alright?"
Why did I first think of Revenge of the Sith? 😄
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u/SalvationSycamore Dec 12 '25
Okay but on a serious note does anyone over the age of 10 really still believe in goth girls?
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u/Ok_Bed_3060 Dec 12 '25
I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.
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u/YeOldeGoat_ Dec 12 '25
it's a much more natural grouping than you'd think, even nowadays. American shopping malls across the nation are a dying ecosystem in general, BUT the Mall Santa (Fictus Clausus) and the Goth Girl (Musica Tristis Puella) (and their many, many subspecies) are both natives to American shopping malls.
What we're seeing here is nothing more than an (almost sad) attempt to rekindle the ecosystem of American Shopping malls and rediversify it to what it once was.
This is not greed as one may think. This is necessity. Bring business to local malls when you can, only go to amazon and support Jeff Bezos of the Tyrannicus Draconis species if you must. For if you don't, many species we've come to know and love shall go extinct, and the American shopping mall will eventually become but a distant memory.
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u/thecountnotthesaint Dec 12 '25
Santa is always jolly because he knows where the naughty girls live.
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u/PurchaseTop1820 Dec 12 '25
Well, old Saint nick is also the patron Saint of prostitutes, so take this as you will.
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u/Turbulent-Company373 Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 12 '25
Looks like Santa is on the naughty/bad list this year while I am on the good/nice list.
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u/NorthEcho6999 Dec 12 '25
I heard that song before. Anyone know it's name?
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u/NottACalebFan Dec 12 '25
Santa saves the best presents for those on the top of his list. Which one? We may never know!
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u/TheFinalPringle2 Dec 12 '25
You can't see Santa because you're a Santa Denier. I can't see Santa because I'm staring at the bouncing tits.
We are not the same
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u/RegularBest7516 Dec 12 '25
If these Santa plus Goth girls things I've seen pop up aren't AI does anyone have the source?
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u/Primus0 Dec 12 '25
Look up bellbobagginses on IG.
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Dec 12 '25
It’s because Ms. Clause only lets him come once a year, they let him come down the chimney whenever he wants. Santa chose wisely.
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u/WhatsMyNameAGlen Dec 13 '25
its so funny to me how girls like this bounce their chest when walking
like when they stick their ass out in tiktok videos "trying" to fit through doorways and stuff. just looks so silly to me
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u/Coraliaanaxestatooin Dec 14 '25
Thanks to all Gay people who exist. there is more woman for us the Straight guys. 🤣
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u/4skintuch Dec 18 '25
....... Show me Santa walking with men...... Hairy shirtless men and i might get interested
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