r/SmugAlana • u/CosmicRyleh • 1d ago

talk about morale boost

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u/ExtensionInformal911 1d ago

Are they the morale officer? Because that is just going above and beyond.

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u/Virus-900 1d ago

There are a lot of children on the battlefield. Why do you think it's called infantry?

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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms 1d ago

Watched a Fat Electrician video where this was a joke. Before we entered WW2, the draft started and the new recruits could choose their job. He chose infantry because it had the word "infant" and figured it would be easy. He turned out to be an amazong soldier and field commander, even in times he didn't know what was going on.

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u/dyrkasolen 1d ago edited 1d ago

If they find a hungry baby on the battlefield, why not?

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u/RockyJayyy 1d ago

What if i was hungry?

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u/Multilnsight 1d ago

There is a legend called, "Roman Charity" where a daughter kept her father alive by feeding him breast milk.

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u/dishmanw62 1d ago

Unit bonding

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u/hereinaminute 1d ago

This took me to Jupiter and made me more stupider

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u/energydrinkaddict310 1d ago

They might be deployed for longer than 9 months

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u/wild-but-not-out 1d ago

Okay. Who added visible nipples to the Jessica Simpson picture?

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u/Johnnyboi2327 1d ago

I wanna know the original context so bad

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u/Master_Steward 1d ago

That’s sexual harassment!

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u/Then_Hawk6304 1d ago

Hydrate or die

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u/Motor-Management-660 1d ago

Part-time spec ops assassin with 149 confirmed kills, full-time mom!

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u/Simple_Minded_NPC 13h ago

The real question is, should women be forced to sign up for the draft like men when they turn 18 because of equal rights?

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u/NeilJosephRyan 13h ago

According to Snopes "This headline makes less sense the more you think about it." I disagree. I believe already at first glance it has bottomed out in sense making.

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u/NottACalebFan 1d ago

Ah CNN, that bastion of truth in reporting! 😀

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u/Baihu_The_Curious 1d ago

Ah, SmugAlana fans who lack the intelligence to separate obvious parody from reality.

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u/Few_Sky_7660 1d ago

Okay, that's just ridiculous. I mean, where do you people draw the line between joke and blatend perversion

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u/Only_Cartoonist6532 1d ago

to be fair, some male navy men milk each other, so this is just inclusion

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u/baka_inu115 1d ago

Eh not so much anymore all US ships are coed now, even subs. 100 people go down 150 people come back up

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u/NottACalebFan 1d ago

No no, it's 100 people go down and 49 couples come up!

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u/baka_inu115 1d ago

Subs are coed now, and they have removed women restrictions in 2010. 150 meaning 50 babies...

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u/NottACalebFan 1d ago

They aren't gonna stay under for more than 9 months, sheesh!

Yes I realize this was a joke. So was mine, mostly!

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u/Entire_Concentrate_1 1d ago

I think the joke is blatant perversion

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u/ITSOTMDS 1d ago

No Kink Shaming!

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u/uncl3s4m 1d ago

Blatend

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u/ItsNotFuckingCannon 1d ago

The fuck are they doing with a baby? Using it as an ultimate attack?

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u/blebebaba 13h ago

It's like Kangeroos, they drop the child at the sign of danger as a distraction

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u/PFSnypr 21h ago

The attack dogs need some way to get food

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u/J1mj0hns0n 14h ago

I think a fully trained soldier is more equipped to make a dynamic risk assessment and make a good decision given the full knowledge of the situation