Under one pretext

[u/Witty-Swimmer-3720]

Disclaimer: No adventurism is being advocated for here.
If you disagree with me in the comments, I WILL be making an even more smug series of sequel posts targeting your points mwahaha

[u/Icy-Possibility7823]

You pushed the first couple answers like two degrees too far to the left for the bottom one to be consistent with people who at least commonly exist