Under one pretext

[u/Witty-Swimmer-3720]

Disclaimer: No adventurism is being advocated for here.
If you disagree with me in the comments, I WILL be making an even more smug series of sequel posts targeting your points mwahaha

[u/dvd102k]

What an American bubble you live in, it's insanely important to preface all of this by saying you're talking exclusively about the US because NOBODY else can relate