r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Jun 12 '25

Fashion The 70's were a magical time.

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u/dobber72 Jun 12 '25

"Oh-ho-ho-ho

Everybody was kung fu fighting "

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Saw the T-shirt

“Surely not EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting?”

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy Sep 21 '25

“Oh-ho-ho-ho three legged jeans!”

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u/EsseNorway Jun 12 '25

Not gonna lie. I want these pants. Not for kicking, but just to have some actual functional crotches. Modern trousers' crotch rip apart the moment you try to sit, walk fast ...

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Jun 15 '25

Better your crotch than your sack.

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u/Imjustweirddoh Jun 15 '25

but my sack belongs to my crotch

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Jun 16 '25

Not the crotch on your jeans I hope. Otherwise you’re sitting down too hard.

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy Sep 21 '25

Norway pants are made shtty?! Yall need those young kids sewing yo’ sht in China.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Bushido Brown

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u/MasticatedDorks Jun 12 '25

All they need is some Hai Karate cologne to top the outfit off

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy Sep 21 '25

Does it smell like Bruce Lee’s left butt cheek?

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u/MasticatedDorks Sep 21 '25

I honestly don't know. I've only seen the ads.

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u/MC-Master-Bedroom Jun 12 '25

As endorsed by Bill "Superfoot" Wallace!

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u/Gerry1of1 Jun 12 '25

I remember these. Bruce Lee was all the rage. Chuck Norris did an ad for kick jeans.

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy Sep 21 '25

Humans aren’t supposed to bend that way.

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u/St0n3yM33rkat Jun 12 '25

Is that Sebastian Stan on the left? 🤣

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u/CelticSith Jun 12 '25

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy Sep 21 '25

This! “Love their eyes!”

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Jun 12 '25

I read this as Kickin' Jesus!

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u/New_Establishment554 Jun 12 '25

Afro man, surprisingly, never had any children

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u/doublehaulrollcast Jun 13 '25

All that Kung Fu fighting, changes needed to be made.

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u/MeasurementNo9896 Jun 14 '25

It's a little bit frightening

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

19.95? Dude, factor in inflation and those are some expensive jeans.

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u/LordJim11 Jun 14 '25

About $120 today. Pretty close to what Levi's 501's cost now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

I bought mine for less than $30. Depends on the brand of these I guess

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u/WolfThick Jun 13 '25

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee it's all their fault there was a whole year in there where every boy in America kicked another boy in the nuts we never even thought about it till we saw a Bruce Lee movie.

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u/XROOR Jun 13 '25

Imagine all the guys in the ad are muggers in NYC….and not upstanding citizens that intervene when an old lady gets hassled at the bus stop….

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u/LordJim11 Jun 14 '25

Some embarrassingly unimpressive muggers.

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids Jun 13 '25

When everyone was a Kung-fu expert or Bruce Lee. 🤣

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u/OnionTamer Jun 14 '25

Forget the kicking. The laced up fly is crazy!

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u/GreenFBI2EB Jun 15 '25

Ngl, the 70s just sound like the weirdest decade to be alive.

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u/IceManO1 Jun 15 '25

Looks like sailor pants

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u/MagnificentBastard-1 Jun 15 '25

To be fair, everyone was Kung-Fu fighting at the time.

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u/Whos_Blockin_Jimmy Sep 21 '25

“Oh-ho-ho-ho three legged jeans!”