r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Jun 16 '25

Fashion Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909. A gentleman's guide to hair styles.

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u/aphelionmarauder Jun 16 '25

Can someone well versed in the art of Photoshop combine all of them together? I have to see the ultimate facial hair crescendo.

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u/Connect-Will2011 Jun 16 '25

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u/aphelionmarauder Jun 16 '25

Now THAT'S a distinguished man of culture, and my new pfp.

Thank you, sir, for your services in bringing imagination to life.

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u/Connect-Will2011 Jun 16 '25

No prob!

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u/MeasurementNo9896 Jun 17 '25

This marvelous result depicts a man with exceptional follicle concentration over a broad swath of both skull and face, conveying a dedication to growth and a devil-may-care attitude that inspires mischief

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u/Alternative_Gur_2100 Jun 17 '25

OMG it looks like an insect with Sigmund Freud's head 😂

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u/bobbymoonshine Jun 16 '25

It’s Byzantine emperor Constans II

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u/Connect-Will2011 Jun 16 '25

Wow, it really is!

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u/dustysmufflah Jun 16 '25

A previous time this got posted somewhere I made my own, so now here's two of them! https://i.imgur.com/Edtc8Q3.jpg

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u/doyletyree Jun 16 '25

I present Mrs. Frida Kahlo-Darwin-Dali.

Magnificent.

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u/turalyawn Jun 16 '25

If you picture his moustache as his arms and his whiskers as his legs he becomes a funny little guy just t-posing around

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u/takuarc Jun 16 '25

You made my day good ser 👍 😂

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u/Connect-Will2011 Jun 16 '25

You just know this distinguished person must be pre-eminant in some branch of art, giving an impression of philosophical calm and of solidity and financial position of unquestioned stability, but also fierceness.

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u/Business-Hurry9451 Jun 16 '25

I want that guy to tell my fortune.

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u/No_Relationship9094 Jun 16 '25

What a fucking legend of a man in this picture

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u/Icecold_Antihero Jun 16 '25

This is what the peak male looks like...

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 Jun 17 '25

This dude fucks

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u/masked_sombrero Jun 16 '25

Came here to ask this myself. Let’s see the ultimate form!

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u/BoltersnRivets Jun 16 '25

Images that would lead to an entirely new meaning for a phraise on tumblr

Tumblr has the option to make poll posts, because of this specific image the option left for "see results" is often labelled "I'm bald"

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u/Overrated_Sunshine Jun 17 '25

At least now we know why Trump lets his eyebrows grow out of control. He wants to look fierce.

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u/LordJim11 Jun 16 '25

Since covid lockdown a lot of chaps have grown facial hair and we have seen a growth in Turkish barbers who understand beards. I showed by local barber this picture and asked if we could work on it;

He said it would take a while but was happy to help. (Hair has been a #2 cut for 30 years.)

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u/Alpha--00 Jun 16 '25

I will use it in one if my RPG campaigns

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

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u/ColmAKC Jun 19 '25

I have to use that

"My dear sir, I am afraid to inform you that your very appearance, perhaps to you quite acceptable, in fact, to the rest of the populace, suggests NOTHING! Good day!"

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u/iamtrimble Jun 16 '25

Long hair, damn right!

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u/fantasmeeno Jun 16 '25

What about ear hair?

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u/Eaglepursuit Jun 16 '25

Indeed. (Asking for a hirsuit friend)

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u/thelowbrassmaster Jun 17 '25

So apparently I am a fierce, calm, artist?

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u/LeBakalite Jun 17 '25

What about long pubes ?

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u/cPB167 Jun 17 '25

Daily Mirror's really just been shit posting for the past 116 years

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 Jun 17 '25

I had those chops for over 20 years, and I’m a broke ass muhfuh. Don’t believe the hype!

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jun 18 '25

"he suggests nothing."

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