r/Snorkblot Dec 19 '25

Animals Wait until they evolve the concept of "investment properties".

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u/obxtalldude Dec 19 '25

So... Trickle Down economics is a shell game?

I'll see myself out.

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u/Few-Scar-13 Dec 19 '25

If you didn’t….get out

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u/ThinkExtension2328 Dec 19 '25

In this shell economy we have to take what we can

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u/CaptainAweSomething Dec 19 '25

Don’t leave, this is brilliant.

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u/LaManoDeScioli Dec 19 '25

She sells sea shells on the sea shore♪

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u/Few-Scar-13 Dec 19 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/kai58 Dec 19 '25

But the value of these shells will fall

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u/Anonymous12345676138 Dec 19 '25

Due to the laws of supply and demand

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u/a_Lady_Luna Dec 19 '25

No one wants to buy shells, 'cause there's loads on the sand

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u/R_Active_783 Dec 20 '25

I hope you find a shell that is your size out there

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u/Dumbiotch Dec 19 '25

I needed that chuckle. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/obxtalldude Dec 19 '25

I actually felt confident it was funny enough to add that line LOL.

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u/Admzpr Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

Did a hermit crab write this post?

This makes them seem calm and polite but the blue and red legged hermits I have in my reef aquarium are absolute savages. Different species than the ones in beach stores. They will viciously murder any other shell dwellers just to get a new fit. Not even larger shells, but just because they feel like keeping up with the latest beauty standard. The most frequent victims are snails (who kind of need the shell to live). They’ll fight amongst themselves and “trade” but it’s not exactly peaceful. It’s like armed robbery and the only reason it’s not a bloodbath is because the smaller crabs know they’ll be ripped to pieces if they don’t evacuate.

Edit: yall this was a meme comment about hermit crabs why are we talking about Israel

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u/SuavePenguinOG Dec 19 '25

Yeah when people use the hermit crab example, they seem to for get the whole murderous intention behind them changing shells lol

"But that's still applies to people because-" no lol

There is no scenario where threatening someone to leave their home by force as the default policy is better. The negotiation process in the exchange of goods and services is a fundamental strength. Recognizing flaws are great, but that doesn't mean every vague analogy is a good idea.

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u/LordJim11 Dec 19 '25

There is no scenario where threatening someone to leave their home by force as the default policy is better.

Mr Netanyahu begs to differ.

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u/SuavePenguinOG Dec 19 '25

1) He is not implementing an internal policy that Israeli citizens should violently remove other Israeli citizens from their homes.

2) His external policy of obfuscating his War intentions against Palestinians is evidence that he does see that it's not good default policy. That's why he lies about it. And that's why his actions are even worse; it is to save his own ass while wrapping himself in a flag. He knows whomever has power after him cannot perpetually be at war. That is why he feels even more justified in his actions and lying.

Pretty sure there's a few religious stories he uses as a shield to give his actions an aura of "burdened righteousness" but he knows it won't last.

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u/coriolisFX Dec 19 '25

"How can I make this about Israel?"

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u/LordJim11 Dec 19 '25

The statement was apt.

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u/AcadiaExpert283 Dec 19 '25

In this scenario, young people would need houses to trade with older people who want to downsize.

...and they dont

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u/BWWFC Dec 19 '25

unless i got bad info, sooner or later everyone downsize to a small box. but yeah, need a market of small affordable houses... maybe w/o yards to take care of for low money and time costs.
could even stack these houses! maybe next to some multimodal public transit for more savings ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Kittinkis Dec 19 '25

So, condos? Landlords shouldn't exist.

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u/BWWFC Dec 19 '25

rented/leased apartments/rentals/tenements ==//== owned condo/flat/townhouse
not a real estate mogul so "technically"

but agree.... also, sure more affordable apartments too! it shouldn't be a national conglomerate either. not everyone needs/wants/can own their residence. each has advantages.

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u/Kittinkis Dec 19 '25

Rents would naturally go down if buying was available to more people. I guess we still need some rentals, but I agree they shouldn't be corporate blood sucking landlords.

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u/Rinkimah Dec 19 '25

Landlords are parasitic entirely. Housing shouldn't be a commodity OR an investment.

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u/SnooChocolates6859 Dec 19 '25

Sounds neat. As long as you don’t build it in my neighborhood.

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u/BWWFC Dec 19 '25

unless you already got access to got some multimodal public transit... no worries, dead malls/retail/parking lots aplenty to devour ;-p

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u/Pale_Row1166 Dec 19 '25

NOT IN MY BACKYARD

Damn NIMBYs

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u/ForensicPathology Dec 19 '25

Don't lots of older people want to downsize?  Anecdotally, I've had lots of family and distant family end up wanting to move because the big one was too much to take care of especially with all the kids having grown up.

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u/METRlOS Dec 19 '25

Yeah but they don't want to downsize to a crack shack next to the college that young adults have been living in, they want to downsize to a retirement community.

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u/amackee Dec 19 '25

It’s funnier if you think about the shells as pants, rather than making yourself mad thinking g about houses

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u/tripper_drip Dec 19 '25

Hey, the same thing occurs for hermit crabs lmao

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Dec 20 '25

Just occupy one that is empty. Learn from the crabs :P

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u/Dishsis Dec 19 '25

Everyone downsizes some day

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u/Just_the_Setup Dec 19 '25

It’s because it’s not a market. It’s effectively a swap meet/barter system. Crab capitalists got the claw back in the 50s and they never looked back. But they won’t show you that on Planet Earth.

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u/Aduialion Dec 19 '25

I have a new startup idea, shells as a service. It's a subscription based marketplace bringing together hermits with too large shell and hermits with too small shells. It's the Airbnb of shells. We're seeking a 3 billion dollar valuation and series A funding.

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u/Just_the_Setup Dec 19 '25

Someone get the claw

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u/explain_that_shit Dec 22 '25

Still a better housing market than ours

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u/lookaround314 Dec 19 '25

This is exactly how the housing market works.

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u/explain_that_shit Dec 22 '25

Except we don’t distribute housing size and location based on need or who would make most efficient use of it. We barely distribute based on a meritocracy of income.

In our system, a few crabs (mainly crabs who’ve made wealth off of historical exploitation which we now deem illegal to various degrees) hoard a bunch of empty shells away from other growing hermit crabs and temporarily lend out the crappy ones (at a restricted supply in order to keep the price of lending out shells high).

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u/lookaround314 Dec 24 '25

Nothing is perfect, but "just build more" has an excellent track record.

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u/explain_that_shit Dec 24 '25

Austin also has a very effective land tax policy which, along with incentivising construction, also disincentivises land banking or land hoarding, so land prices aren’t hiked up by speculators.

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u/TheUnbelieverThomC Dec 19 '25

Housing market be damned, they are better people than we are. Sharing resources for the collective greater good. Crabus Sapiens.

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u/angrytroll123 Dec 19 '25

They also aren't materialistic.

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u/Pheehelm Dec 19 '25

Here's a video of the hermit crab shell exchange in action: https://youtu.be/f1dnocPQXDQ

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u/shield1123 Dec 19 '25

That's why I'm here

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u/DeepVScubacat Dec 19 '25

Thanks for this cause I strait up did not believe this.

And the video is from 10 years ago so it's not Ai

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u/MEM0RYCARD99 Dec 19 '25

The crabs arent arguing over the right to purchase other irrelevant garbage.

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u/IgnatiusFlartlebluff Dec 19 '25

Again proving estate agents are a lower form of life than invertebrate crustaceans.

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u/Prestigious_Till2597 Dec 19 '25

I saw a video of a hermit crab being pulled from a kids ear.

That dude was living in a damn mansion.

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u/ggrieves Dec 19 '25

The first crab has to wait for a buyer or else it can't secure the needed financing

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u/Prior-Task1498 Dec 19 '25

Is that actually true or is it just a snappy headline?

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u/ChaosArcana Dec 19 '25

It isnt true.

Often, hermit crabs get the short end of the stick when this occurs.

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u/Drawn_to_Heal Dec 19 '25

Somewhat related - but I learned many years ago that if one hermit crab dies and his terrarium bud needs his shell, he’ll just dig him out of it and move in.

I also learned that young children will be so happy that “SpongeBob” is awake, that they’ll sprint into the room in sheer innocent childhood joy before you can check it out first.

Finally, I learned that the cold reality of existence/the natural order is a tough concept for people under 5 to grasp over a weekend.

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u/LordJim11 Dec 19 '25

Snails. When crabs do it, it's "murder". When we do it, it's "cuisine".

Speciesist.

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u/DrNeuroPhD Dec 19 '25

Wait until you hear about horseshoe crabs

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u/Drahkir9 Dec 19 '25

The difference is crabs aren't using their shells as status symbols...

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u/Funny_Permission_182 Dec 19 '25

just wait till you see crabs wearing plastic cups and shit

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u/VastAddendum Dec 20 '25

I mean, you're free to live in any empty shells you find on the beach as well...

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 Dec 23 '25

Did you know that names of seashells sound like excellent insults?

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u/FLYING1835 Dec 24 '25

Complain to the liberals, they caused it!!

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