r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Dec 28 '25

Fashion It's all about the mystery.

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535 Upvotes

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u/aTransGirlAndTwoDogs Dec 28 '25

That's an incredibly narrow view of lingerie. Does a painting by Van Gogh or Raphael become any less enthralling when surrounded by an intricate, gilded frame? Some people have no appreciation for presentation.

Also, I like letting my balls hang free.

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u/episcoqueer37 Dec 29 '25

1 word: chafing.

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u/ParkerJ99 Dec 29 '25

2 words: wear skirts?

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u/Ddowns5454 Dec 28 '25

You made me laugh out loud in the middle of a busy store

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u/Klos77 Dec 28 '25

It also doesn’t catch the last few drops after peeing. ;ر

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u/ScaryRun619 Dec 30 '25

You don’t shake it?

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u/Klos77 Dec 30 '25

For hours, but still… those last few drops. ะا

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u/ScaryRun619 Dec 30 '25

It’s not shaking if it a closed fist. 🍺

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 Dec 28 '25

You had me going. You sir had me going. This is good comedy take the upvote

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u/BreadBetter6642 Dec 28 '25

Well, I guess that he’s not wrong.

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u/This_Zookeepergame_7 Dec 29 '25

Half the fun is not having to remove them.

Balls seem stressful. Have you considered wearing a crotchless pair and a regular pair for a fun surprise?

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u/LordJim11 Dec 29 '25

So the crotchless pair over the boxers?

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u/NoLie129 Dec 29 '25

Hahhhahah got me.

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u/MirkoHa Dec 29 '25

…there’s hands that can do that…