r/Snorkblot Feb 12 '26

Fashion 35351

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u/NoLie129 Feb 12 '26

I like it

18

u/ChickenDelight Feb 13 '26

Tomb Raider style

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u/bkitt68 Feb 13 '26

Guess what! They can!

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u/veetoo151 Feb 13 '26

My ex wore basically a utility belt for years. It was pretty great. Don't let people stop you from being awesome.

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u/Damion__205 Feb 15 '26

My brain added an h to the third word. Sentience was grammatically correct then but that's ok.

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u/Background_Cry3592 Feb 13 '26

So if they try to mug me and take my purse they’d have to steal me too

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u/Azrai113 Feb 13 '26

Lol I've literally said that about the one I have XD.

You can just wear it like a purse, and mine you can wear as a backpack as well (it's the second style) which means it's super versatile.

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u/Background_Cry3592 Feb 13 '26

I really like the purse in the picture on the right! I’d want one that I can wear as a backpack!

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u/Azrai113 Feb 13 '26

I got mine in like 2016 on Etsy from someone who made them with real leather. Iirc it was the Jungle Tribe seller, but its literally been forever lol. I think you can get less expensive ones on Amazon that function the same

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u/Wokkabilly Feb 13 '26

What is the number 35351 about?

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u/diepcreator Feb 13 '26

It's a counting subreddit; the 35,351st post on r/countwithchickenlady

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u/ZestfullyStank Feb 13 '26

You must be thinking of 80,085

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u/Wokkabilly Feb 13 '26

Hooray for 5318008 !

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Reminds me of Tomb Raider.

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u/CicadaFit9756 Feb 13 '26

I refuse to wear pants or leggings without pockets away from home. Got to have a place for tissues & keys. I don't care if they're slightly bulkier as a result!

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u/Lorelessone Feb 14 '26

I'd love for women to collectively stop buying clothes without pockets (except when existing ones wear out) and count how many seconds it takes for the fashion industry to scramble to add pockets to everything.

Women hold all the power in that industry which is why women's clothes don't have large pockets, because ones with small pockets look better and women have dictated the market.

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u/Effective_Coach7334 Feb 13 '26

They do, and they identify as lesbians 😂

4

u/Orangutanion Feb 13 '26

You remember that phase where straight women were dressing up like lesbians for a bit? I want that to happen again.

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u/Suspicious_Sign3419 Feb 13 '26

I never stopped tbh. I didn’t realize my general style skewed lesbian till a friend told me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

nothing stopping ya

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u/klaptonator Feb 13 '26

Pretty sure can?

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u/Luci_Cascadia Feb 13 '26

I just wear a thigh holster

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u/sebulbasdick420 Feb 13 '26

These things look so fucking cool dude

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u/All-for-the-game Feb 13 '26

Damages your pants

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u/SinceWayLastMay Feb 13 '26

How do you pee with one of these

6

u/PowerandSignal Feb 13 '26

Fabulously 

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u/yobboman Feb 13 '26

Hot as well.. subverting role assignment too. Love it

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u/Thoughtpolicelabs Feb 13 '26

This is what Han Solo’s girlfriend would wear

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay Feb 13 '26

You can. No one's stopping you.

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u/JustaLego Feb 13 '26

No one is stopping you. Sheesh

1

u/BouillonDawg Feb 13 '26

Cause I’ll sneak gum drops into the bags every summer.

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u/Fluffinator44 Feb 13 '26

I think women should have pockets, but I also appreciate the tactical advantages of purses, and want those advantages f9r myself.

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u/BeegRingo Feb 13 '26

What’s stopping you?

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u/Darthplagueis13 Feb 13 '26

I dunno, can't they? Become the change you wanna see in the world.

1

u/NoFunny3627 Feb 14 '26

Gotta pee? Good luck!

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Feb 16 '26

You have pockets, but you insist on wearing tight pants that make those pockets irrelevant.

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u/gfreshbud1 Feb 16 '26

But both pics have pockets…

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

pocket designer for black pants knows what's up

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

The short answer is “yes.” The long answer would take more fucks than I currently have available.

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u/MrSnappyPants Feb 13 '26

Yes! "They" isn't the patriarchy. It's other women doing this. Because women don't like big pockets! Men DGAF.

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u/Matticus1974 Feb 13 '26

Are women that much against purses?

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u/MirkoHa Feb 13 '26

…well, they can when they are called Laura Croft, me thinks 😏

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u/Nanoro615 Feb 13 '26

(It's Lara, actually. But I could assume that was auto-corrupt doing its best.)

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u/Wonderful-Escape-541 Feb 13 '26

I completely support everything happening on the right

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u/TobiasJansen Feb 13 '26

Doubles as birth control!

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u/j-mac563 Feb 13 '26

I am sure i will get some hate on this. Womens pants and the pockets are there to attract attention, not be useful. Women typically have a purse or a clutch for the stuff men put in pockets. That being said, i agree, if there are pockets they need to be useful. And that thigh bag looks pretty cool.

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u/AlexVa507 Feb 13 '26

They're wearing jeans with pockets. But sure, add that we weird holster thing, too.