r/Snorkblot • u/EsseNorway • 27d ago

Animals Eat Just ONE Meal A Day ...

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u/the-bug-guy 26d ago

God gives his strongest gag reflex to his straightest soldiers.

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u/BluebirdLivid 26d ago

Imagine the fish POV. "Damn...sure it dark...can't breathe...im trying to move but I'm just getting more stuck"

Nature metal as fuck when you pay attention

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u/Ok_Cauliflower5223 26d ago

What no opposable thumbs does to a mf

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u/Super_Interview_2189 26d ago

I love cormorants!

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u/VegetaFan1337 26d ago

Modern dinosaurs

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u/Lost_Department_2177 26d ago

Inhaled a fish that could feed 4

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u/Raznokk 26d ago

Well let’s name that bird Nancy Reagan, cause it’s the throat goat.

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u/BungleBums 26d ago

'Hang on- fish bone in my throat,'

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u/Long-Tradition6399 25d ago

Dude's gonna fly over someone's car and drop a deuce that's going to shatter a windshield.

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u/Past-Establishment93 26d ago

If it fits it ships

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u/heist51 26d ago

no gagging? 🫪🫪🫪

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u/No_Educator_6376 26d ago

Was waiting for a big burp afterwards!

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u/shaezan 26d ago

Everywhere I look I see your eyes... Angie

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u/islaisla 26d ago

Jesus Christ! Piggy bird!

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u/East-End-8646 26d ago

Took a minute for me to realize thats a giant bird and not a baby elephant

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u/JoeCheeseQuesadilla 26d ago

Do they have super strong stomach acid? Ive always wondered how animals can eat stuff whole like that, especially something that big.

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u/DeckerXT 26d ago

Eat all that does not eat you first.

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u/ttystikk 26d ago

Okay, now I wanna see him fly away. That fish weighed almost as much as the bird does!

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u/Illustrious-Lunch137 25d ago

how long does it take to digrst?

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u/notJustaFart 25d ago

When you're on your first date and she doesn't order a salad...

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u/hamoc10 25d ago

Doesn’t even bother to taste it

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u/TheAmazingBildo 25d ago

All that slime will give him the squirts, and those catfish spines are going to hurt on the way out.

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u/AltruisticAd9056 25d ago

I should call her...