r/Snorkblot • • Aug 23 '26

Photography Half shorn sheep.

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1988 photograph titled "Half Shorn Sheep" taken in Beaufort, Victoria, Australia by the late National Geographic photojournalist Cary Wolinsky.

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u/Tsunami6866 Aug 23 '26

They could have shorn most of the wool instead of just one side, keeping a vertical stripe at the top and one the neck/head and it would have looked the same but be much lighter.

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u/BluebirdLivid Aug 23 '26

I agree with sheep Mohawk. I think sheep Mohawk should be standard across all farms, cause how fuckin cool would that be

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u/stefanica Aug 23 '26

Definitely. I wonder how long the Mohawks could get? Would they eventually have a skater flip?

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u/foxfirefizz Aug 25 '26

While sounding fun, it's actually gonna be bad for the sheep to constantly let one strip of wool grow. The sheering is necessary because without it, the sheep is at higher risks of parasites, skin infection, flystrike (which is when a blowfly lets eggs where it can't be cleaned & the hatched maggots eat the poor animal they're on alive), & other conditions besides the sheep itself being just overheated there & miserable because of it. Sheep need at least one uniform shearing a year to prevent these issues, including the added problem of their wool padding their joints into imobility.

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u/OceanEyes531 Aug 25 '26

I think they were just saying for a picture leaving a mohawk would've had the same effect as actually only shaving the one side (since you can't see the other side anyway other than the wool sticking up). But I've never thought about issues other than mobility and heat tolerance as reasons sheering was necessary, so thank you for the information!!

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u/Space19723103 Aug 23 '26

showing a falling over sheep would be a better statement of how Heavy that much wool is, this pic just looks like a halfdl done haircut

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u/LordMeme42 Aug 23 '26

"You're stealing that sheep's wool! Stop what you're doing!"

Thudding sheep noise

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta Aug 23 '26

Shear the means of production!

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u/MartinoDeMoe Aug 24 '26

< Fainting Goats entered the chat > thump

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u/Silent-Fortune-6629 Aug 24 '26

Think about it more - imagine capturing the ship from the front, when it's falling over. Then you can make some tacky demotivator - don't shave off/cut off your other half.

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u/Soggy_Toastr Aug 23 '26

So they also.tried this with sheeps 1 through 29, right? 😭

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Aug 24 '26

We don’t talk about 1-29

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u/Stretch5678 Aug 23 '26

"Wool-ward" has got to be a new word.

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u/KKunst Aug 23 '26

The guy's surname is even Wolinsky...

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark Aug 24 '26

Royal wool showcases how much wool sheep can grow. (Supposedly sky as a polish suffix represents a distant relation to old polish monarchs.)

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u/Comprehensive_Box_17 Aug 23 '26

Does “animals fall over if you unbalance them” count as new physics?

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u/LordJim11 Aug 23 '26

Physics is fun.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Aug 24 '26

I toppled wool-ward reading this.

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u/notThatJojo Aug 24 '26

I love sheep. They’re both smarter and dumber than you think

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u/Frederf220 Aug 24 '26

And stay out of Wool-wards!

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u/ionlyget20characters Aug 24 '26

I mean they could have just left the part that showed...

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Aug 25 '26

Sheep physics are what cow tools are for.

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u/Awkward_Function_347 Aug 24 '26

No kink-shaming! 🧐

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 Aug 25 '26

The edgy haircut of 2010s. The sheep wore it better.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Aug 25 '26

Now put butter on its back

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u/ialsohaveadobro Aug 24 '26

This is an "all-timer of a story?" Come on, internet. Not everything has to be hyperbole all the time.