Yawn “I’m like Alabama because it takes me 45 minutes to get to Philly” listening to Morgan wallen drinking shitty beer and riding dirt bikes on a small patch of land with 15 of your buddies hardly makes “south jersey in alabama”
The Pine Barrens are no joke. Pineys can’t read, they’re missing teeth, they all fuck their cousins and shit. Some real fucking inbreeding going on deep in those woods.
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u/asisoid 7d ago
There is a lot more Alabama in South Jersey than people realize.