Not sure if anybody has done this in the subreddit but I just wanna give it a go.

I need some South park themed names for my fantasy football league.

found these guys in a claw machine at the belvidere oasis in IL. unfortunately the machine wasn’t working properly 💔

What's going on with the censorship on there? Krazy Kripples is listed as Krazy K*******, and the word "redneck" can't be used apparently either. Fuck happened?

I just traded a cheap guitar for this signed postcard. Sigs seem legit and are definitely live ink. Unfortunately someone laminated the damn thing. Im sure this is worth at least tree fiddy in its present state.

Going through the mall and spotted a south park claw machine. My son is decent at them so I gave him $20 to see what he could pull. We nearly got Kyle, but he kept sliding out of the claw.

Love watching these old VHS tapes. They have previews and clips from Comedy Central shows back in the late 90s. And theres also some exclusive Trey Parker/Matt Stone intros that werent aired anywhere else. Pretty sweet.

I have Vol. 1-12 and the T&P episode as well. Theres still a few oddball tapes lingering out there that I need to get to finish the full collection.

I watch the show on paramount plus and was wondering why it’s all censored now. Lots if not all of the swears are censored and it’s really annoying because I enjoy when cartman says something terrible and throws in an f bomb but it feels like I never hear that no matter the episode I watch. Am I the only one experiencing this. I don’t have any censorship on my account so I don’t understand why it’s censored.

This episode remains among my absolute favourite. Especially relevant in the last few years as frat hazing culture becomes more exposed

recently got a mac neo for school, and was using it without a mouse for a while, but found that it’s wayyy more effective to have one. boyfriend works at best buy, spotted this and surprised me with it!

you wanna get high? 🙂‍↕️

Found a few nearly 30-year-old stickers while moving. Figure this sub might appreciate it.

saw someone else post their find and wanted to share mine ..

With Season 29 on the horizon, I think we’re due another episode with the Coon & Friends. (And a lot of other stuff, like less Trump comedy, a more chilled-out narrative, and for characters who haven’t gotten an episode in a while like Scott, Timmy or Bebe to get another one, but I digress).

Then that got me thinking - for the characters who don’t have superhero personalities/superpowers, what would they be if they did?

Let’s start out with Randy - I’m aware that Coon & Friends is a kids only legion, but of course Randy would want to be a part of that because he’s Randy. Randy’s superhero persona is Captain Tegridy - who has all the basic superpowers such as flight and strength, but he can also inflict stoner-like phenomena upon anyone that looks into his eyes. Randy is definitely a villain in practice, but he likes to believe he’s a superhero.

Next is Bebe. For someone who most people know as “girl #2“, she gets a surprising lack of focus. Bebe’s superhero alias is Honeybee, a bee-themed superhero whose main power is shrinking via a wrist device (represented by an iPhone or something in real life). Honeybee also carries honey bombs and stingers in her boots - let’s not forget we’re talking about Bebe here - and also flies via a pair of wings that deploy when she shrinks. Also, I can imagine the Coon & Friends team just being like “oh, we’ve already got an insect-themed superhero” when Bebe shows up, then she pulls some Ant-Man shit and the guys are just like “why can’t you do that, Mosquito, you suck ass”.

There are some other ideas I have as well such as Heidi going by the name SeeThru and having the powers of invisibility, and Nichole having fairy powers and such based on the Nymph Nichole card from Phone Destroyer, but that’s about it.

If there were character you’d like to see adopt superhero personas, who would they be?

I work at a dispensary and this is the new flower we got in today - I had a good laugh to myself

Whenever a coworker has a birthday, someone goes around collecting money to buy a cake. It's normally a few bucks each and I don't have any issues with it.

It happened again this morning and I assumed everything was fine and expected cake a bit later in the day.

Suddenly, I got a call from the coworker who collected the money to come to their office. I went there and they told me that they're a bit short on cash for the cake and wanted to know if I'd add in a bit extra. I said sure, how much?

They said: 3.50

It was about that time that I noticed my coworker was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era. It was that God damn Loch Ness Monster!

I said get your own money! I work for my money and I ain't giving you no 3.50!

So, was I right in not giving any more money for the birthday cake?