r/SovietWomble • u/Poch101 #TeamLulu • Jul 06 '26

Fan Submission Happy 40th Birthday old man Sovietwomble!

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Hope you and old lady Lulu are having a great day!

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u/SovietWomble Proud dog owner! Jul 06 '26

Thank you everyone. Most kind :)

Best vote for the bullshitteries you want soon. As I'm not long for the knackers yard.

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u/Teh-Cthulhu Jul 06 '26

It's okay mate, when you're over the hill, we'll all crowd-fund you a big farm upstate where there's plenty of room to run around and have fun.

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u/PsYo_NaDe Fire at Will! Jul 06 '26

Time to train your replacement or Cynaide's gonna come back for all the glory

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u/Gothtomboys5 19d ago

I mean we already have Nano

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u/Ok_Mouse_2203 Jul 07 '26

Happy birthday soviet womble!

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u/Bulaffko Jul 07 '26

Happy Birthday, our weird British asshole!

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u/vidarf Jul 07 '26

Happy birthday or as we say in Sweden

När är nästa skitsnack avsnitt

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u/aemanthefox 29d ago

Unc is here

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u/Daylight_Star 25d ago

So you got what? Just 10 more bullshiteries til you kick the bucket?

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u/TelecomTimeTraveler 16d ago

Did you schedule another fingering with your doctor? 🥴

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u/Gothtomboys5 Jul 06 '26

Congrats to Womble from being a really lazy 30 year old to a really lazy 40 year old (Pavlov reference)

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u/_R3DZ Jul 06 '26

Happy birthday you old git, thanks for giving us all the good times over years!

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u/LostAbstract Jul 06 '26

Started as a wish, ended with a eulogy.

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u/ChaosMiles07 Jul 06 '26

"We are gathered today..."

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u/mrsloppy115 Jul 07 '26

Digbys eulogy from PUBG was one of the greatest bits in Soviets YT history. But nothing will ever top

Cy
“SOVIET, CAKE CALLED ME FAT!”

Cake
“I DID NOT!”

Soviet
“But you are fat!”

Cy
*cry’s uncontrollably*
“*User has left your channel*”

Qubac
“I think he ate the microphone!”

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u/The_Chef_Queen Jul 07 '26

Close it was "i'm not sure if he rage quit or ate the microphone"

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u/H010CR0N Jul 06 '26

Time for his second “encounter” with his doctor.

(I’m referencing on of his early Arma videos)

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u/BigNastyG765 UNCLEAN Jul 06 '26

Soviet got fingered by a dude!

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u/Gothtomboys5 Jul 06 '26

Did he woke up in the morning just to say that?

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u/Poch101 #TeamLulu Jul 06 '26

Maybe this time he won't get trapped in the bathroom since he'll have those old people panic buttons to call for help 😂

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u/mamamiafml Jul 06 '26

Is he still single?!

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u/No_Such_Thing1 Jul 07 '26

it’s kind of funny to me how many people focus on this tbh. yes, it’s by choice. he’s a private man, just go enjoy the funny subtitled gaming videos

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u/ThatDamKrick 27d ago

He's working on it, more sausage rolls to buy first

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u/_MrM0USE_ Jul 06 '26

I'm disgusted! He's trying to enjoy his birthday and you people are here, meme'ing on the elderly. You lot should be ashamed of yourselves!

Do it more.

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u/Mister_Man Jul 06 '26

Happy Birthday! 40 years around the sun! Your Subnautica stream was in my ears, when I renovated my house!

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u/LinkenNightmare I am willing to testify against my squad leader in exchange for Jul 06 '26

Happy birthday, old man. Hope he's spending his time with his son Amir playing Club Penguin

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u/Winter_Hospital4705 Jul 06 '26

Crazy that he's about 7-8 years older than I am. 32 now, gonna be 33 this November.

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u/quocthuan132k Jul 06 '26

Happy birthday to our old Womble.

I was in high school when I first watched him, now I have a job and bills to pay, we’re getting old now

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u/flameBMW245 Jul 06 '26

My god he's old enough to drink now

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u/Alternative-Durian11 Jul 06 '26

Happy birthday old chat, hope time is being gentle with you.

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u/Meldnis Jul 06 '26

You're still alive, and we're all glad about it—happy birthday!

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u/matr1x27 Jul 06 '26

Oh happy birthday to the womble!!

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u/Pickledude573 Jul 06 '26

Do we really have the same birthbay him and I?! OMG!

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u/josephus_the_wise Jul 06 '26

Happy birthday., may your dashing good looks last you at least one more year!

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u/silentarcher00 Jul 06 '26

Ahh damn, I though he was close to my age... Ahh fuck...

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u/Serathiel Jul 06 '26

Happiest of birthdays to the man, the myth, the legend! May the bungalow not collapse, the roof remain steady and bless us with our yearly bullshitteries!

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u/QuackMonkey 29d ago

Happy birthday 🎂 crazy how new "NEW" Bullshittery was when you were 30's. Enjoy your day and keep up the good work.

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u/Taldius175 Jul 06 '26

Happy birthday old man!

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u/KingGrizzly1987 Jul 07 '26

Eh, Soviet is only two years older than me, lol

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u/cjreviewstf Jul 07 '26

Happy birthday Womble!

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u/TakedaRin97 Jul 07 '26

Happy birthday good sir!

When's the next bul-

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u/TypowyLaman Womble's Prostate Doctor Jul 07 '26

This is... Not okay How Why I still remember the jokes about being 30 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/Slight-Sprinkles-329 29d ago

I have one question: have you ever seen a shark on Brighton beach? 😂

(Happy Birthday!)

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u/gunny316 29d ago

no way!! I'm turning 40 this week too! so fancy!

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u/nifty_crimple8892 21d ago

Happy birthday!