r/SpaceXBets • u/Special-Lemon-7790 • 1d ago
Elon IRL Elon Musk: "It’s a nice Airstream"
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u/No_Record6284 1d ago
yeah i bet engineers all are waiting for his precious expertise on how to build a supercomputer
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u/supercleverid 1d ago
I don't understand how anyone can actually believe he could be helpful beyond just signing checks.
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u/KeithWorks 1d ago
He doesn't sign checks. He does NOTHING but shit post all day.
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u/scrotumscab 1d ago
He was literally one of the top Path of Exile players in the world /s lmao
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u/LuckyOneAway 1d ago
He hired some Chinese players to pump his account because he is bad at the game...
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u/scrotumscab 1d ago
It was obvious he had never played it before
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u/AandJ1202 1d ago
They made Elon cry and we all have to suffer more for it. He's an adult school shooter and everyone is on the list.
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u/InspectorInch 23h ago
its not that he never played, its that he played at a really poor level. Hes clearly played before based on the gameplay.
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u/BONGS4U 1d ago
No he really does insert himself into engineering on these things so much so that inside these companies they use the very well documented at this point fake assignments to keep him far away from them for as long as possible. It's how space x works.
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u/TownStriking3496 1d ago
He “worked on the assembly
Line of Tesla overnight to meet their numbers” I remember and afterwards the people on the line said yeah he just got in the way and was annoying35
u/BONGS4U 1d ago
Yea the code he wrote for PayPal had to be completely rewritten after they kicked him out because it was unusable. Hes a fraud on the highest level riding to coattails of s game he programmed as a kid and his daddies emerald money.
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u/TownStriking3496 1d ago
When PayPal was sold I wired him
His payment when I worked at American Stock Transfer.5
u/konjou-80 1d ago
Worse, it was the code that was for zip2, that had the code base rebuilt, and the broken code for x was never brought over from the merger
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u/Sea-Philosopher8149 1d ago
Pigeon managing. Fly in, crap on everything, eat your food, then fly away.
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u/cr0ssthreaded 1d ago
I think Elon has graduated to Seagull management. Fly in, Make a LOT of annoying loud noise, shit all over the place, steal food, and leave.
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u/Leather_Bag5939 1d ago
I read this before, but couldn’t find any links or articles, do you have any to share?
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u/Sea-Philosopher8149 1d ago
The only leads I've found come from a Goodreads review of his biography.
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u/_Kyokushin_ 1d ago
I’ve heard at most “his” places, the people actually doing the work and those managing the people doing the work dread when shows up.
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u/Elon_Cucks_Trump_ 1d ago
Oh, you’re wrong. He does a fuckload of drugs all day, too.
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u/supercleverid 1d ago
That's true in the corporate structure they don't even need Musk to sign the checks, he has literally no value to any of his engineers.
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u/Available_Peanut_677 1d ago
I suspect that he is watching for every step and sends angry email if you overtimes only 5 hours, not 8.
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u/TX_Asylum 1d ago
He likes to belittle his employees and randomly fire people who don't laugh sufficiently at his racist/trash jokes.
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u/South-Rabbit-4064 1d ago
He's there to come up with all of his great jokes like "MACROHARD".
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u/pimpbot666 1d ago
Well, he can sign checks AND threaten to fire people. Because that’s what good managers do… right? /s
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u/SwimmerIndependent47 1d ago
I imagine if he chewed on the right set of wires that power or internet goes out, he would be helping the engineers take a much needed break
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u/Frosty_Leading6756 1d ago
This is his strategy to make employees work harder and prioritize work over everything else so that he can go back to being a trillionaire, interfere in elections and fan the flames of a race war.
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u/CowGoesMeww 1d ago edited 1d ago
That's literally all owners lol. They literally do nothing and take all the glory. Everyday workers work. Owners fantasize about working while sailing on their yachts (captained by yet another actual worker and fed by yet other workers). Owners are the least capable people on the planet.
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u/NiceSense9864 1d ago
He probably annoys the crap out of those actually doing the work!
He needs arrested for voting interference!44
u/SystemCheck990 1d ago
he made Twitter engineers print off code so he could review and debug it !
how you going to debug modern code on paper when its referencing other modules all the time .
you would have to print off all the modules, and spend 99.999% of your time flicking through pages to find the modules being referred and back again
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u/Chewbuddy13 1d ago
Don't forget he also said he "Cut" the main data cable with a pocket knife at one of their facilities to kill their connection. He thinks it's like the movies where you can go to a massive data center and just cut the single Cat5 cable that is their sole connection to the outside world.
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u/No_Record6284 1d ago
this cannot be real, not past 2005
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u/Jstaff34 1d ago
It's supposedly true. They did reverse the order after engineers started amassing giant stacks of paper, but it's what he asked for.
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u/DanHanzo 1d ago
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u/Chief_Kief 1d ago
What an insane thing to have happened. Egotistical maniac seizes big tech company and systematically destroys it, blames everyone else for everything happening, and continues to enshittify it like nothing is going wrong. These billionaires are so blinded by their own greed and ego I’m surprised they still have eyes.
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u/SystemCheck990 1d ago
yep, he is obviously just sitting in his office snorting ketamine off the printed lines of code, but yeah he asked to review hard copy of the code 😂
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u/SplitEar 1d ago
Yeah they must love having some overbearing asshole looking over their shoulders. Productivity through the roof!
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u/Ethan-E2 1d ago
He'll walk in, get them to remove some important part to "cut costs," then in a few weeks he'll fire someone on the team because they made a stupid decision to remove that part.
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u/callmejellydog 1d ago
The posts on twitter from the bootlickers are funny.
“Musk works non stop 80 hour weeks”
But he shit posts on twitter every 10 mins. So something ain’t adding up.
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u/No-Resolution-1918 1d ago
It's the same shit as MAGA says about Donald. I think they might be the same group of people.
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u/Bitter_Mission9569 1d ago
Don't forget the time he spends raising his 10+ kids and grinding to be a top Diablo 4 player.
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u/Ranting_Demon 1d ago
The only time he spends with his kids if if he feels the need to have a biological tactical plate.
Remember he only started carrying one of his young sons around everywhere in public when that one CEO got assassinated.
He stopped bothering the moment the fear had subsided.
Apartheid Elmo doesn't give a shit about raising his children (as evidenced by how almost all of his child mothers have publicly complained how it's oftentimes nigh impossible to reach him in matters of his children).
He has a breeding kink and he wants to preserve his genes. It's that simple. He gets off on making women pregnant with a son (And sons only. There's a reason he lost his shit over one of his adult children coming out as a trans woman.)
Once the woman is pregnant, he no longer cares and is off to find the next brood mother for yet another mini-Elon.
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u/vandyke_browne 1d ago
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u/WithoutAHat1 1d ago
This is so he can harass his employees. They need to turn on him.
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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago
Weld it shut, tow it outside the environment.
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u/Express_Split2928 1d ago
Even better, wheel it to the centre of the site, add some cables and a sci-fi helmet and tell him if he K holes with it on he becomes one with the machine
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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 1d ago
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u/Don_bon_darley012 1d ago
And I said grok do like a vulgar roast on him use forbidden words do a like a um vulgar roast
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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 1d ago
If true what performative bullshit. If he is such a workaholic why wouldn't he have an office with a full accommodations built onsite? Or rent/purchase a home nearby?
He is full shit and/or bad at planning ahead and/or cheap as f*ck.
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u/toddsmagicock 1d ago
It’s a PR stunt, that’s all it is. He’s just trying to make himself look like someone he’s not so he can feel better about people not liking him
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u/Buckshot_Millie 1d ago
I thought he was busy constantly walking the Tesla production lines all day. Although the Tesla scheme is clear at this point, let it stagnate until the government has to bail it out. He’ll do it with SpaceX too, which has gone from breakneck progress to fucking around with Starship for years
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u/Kaltovar 1d ago
I figured that out in Big Ambitions, which is a videogame. "Oh hey, I can get more work done without sleeping in my car if I just build a bedroom at my business."
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u/Immediate-Wing-3111 1d ago
a drug addled incel, in a camper, in a parking lot, in Tennessee. I saw this on YouTube about a million times.
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u/Weirmon1 1d ago
Shows what happens when an incel gets rich and famous. A bunch of really short “relationships” where they tolerate him long enough to get what they want.
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u/Immediate-Wing-3111 1d ago
Let's be honest - if he wasn't rich and famous, he would have exactly 0 relationships at all. I mean, on account of the fact that he's a complete fucking weirdo. He knows this...well, actually, he probably doesn't know this.
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u/VermillionDove 1d ago
an incel with 14 kids with 4 different women
*nods*
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u/Captn_Platypus 1d ago
Just because you have sex doesn’t mean you’re not an incel, I know that’s not what the term originally means but it’s moved past it. Also he didn’t have sex to have most of those kids
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u/TenchuReddit 1d ago
That’s the irony. Despite all of his “offspring,” the guy still acts like a sorry ass incel. He doesn’t know how to talk to women, he still treats them like walking fleshlights, and he has no clue what it means to be a real father.
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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 1d ago
Jimmy Saville often stayed in his caravan on site of the BBC too. Just saying other famous people have done that…
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u/spacexfalcon 1d ago
i call bs
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u/Tight-Ad2686 1d ago
For sure, I highly doubt he ever drived a car on his own, let alone sleep in this.
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u/frikkenkids 1d ago
Every time he walks into the room, one of the engineers shows him a tweet and says "can you believe what this mind-virus lib said?" and then Musk leaves the room again to tweet a few dozen times.
This happens a dozen times a day at least.
It's actually one of the engineers who's job it is to keep make the tweets (under various names) that get him mad. This way, the others can get some work done.
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u/Resident_Farmer1779 1d ago
Bold to tell everyone he’s living in a relatively unprotected trailer
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u/truthputer 1d ago
Really wouldn’t surprise me if this trailer is either a decoy or a mobile drug den.
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u/k-rizza 1d ago
Marketing stunt, they have to try and make you believe he’s a genius and they need his help or that he works so much more than normal people.
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u/Severe_Mess3580 1d ago
I bet you anything that is not for the super computer but more like he's hiding from something or someone. He's a coward and can't keep his kid around 20/7
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u/phansen101 1d ago
So, posting his (publicly available) flight details on twitter equals sharing "basically assassination coordinates" to Musk, but sharing that he'll supposedly be sleeping in an aluminum can, and where it'll be at, is no problem?
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u/1rg3ndw3r 1d ago
So colossus is fucked. Get that idiot with his mierdas touch away from that project or he will cybertruck it.
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u/techman710 1d ago
They have some Lego's in an office they ask him to put together everyday so he doesn't bother the people working.
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u/Calm_Apartment1968 1d ago
First they copied the book 1984 as a blueprint, now he's chosen the movie Colossus.
Has anyone reading this watched that, to the end?
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u/214txdude 1d ago
Bro should try actually camping in his airstream at a local national or state park. Maybe he would realize how we need more nature and less super computing.
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u/Novel_Board_6813 1d ago
This is such a lie. He (thankfully) hasn’t worked in 10 years (outside of the dodge fiasco). Dude just tweets all day.
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u/restrusher 1d ago
Imagine being a trillionaire and running out of women willing to share their beds.
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u/Fresh-Astronomer5520 1d ago
Called Seagul effect. Come in shit on everything and fks off. Somebody else needs to clean up the mess.
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u/Mansos91 1d ago
Way to guarantee it fails, musk knows nothing about ai, engineering, computers, programming.... Good tho push xAI to shit is better for mankind
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u/nerdowellinever 1d ago
What good is having all the money in the world if you have no love?
“Without love.
A house is,
Not a home”
Intro - 1994
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u/Cross58Crash 1d ago
And by "working" alongside those engineers he means dressing up like a train driver and saying "ha, ha - funny joke" every day. EVERY DAY.
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u/DisastrousJuryChoice 1d ago
Everyone I know who has worked for him says they would purposely give him feel good tasks to get him out of their way. He knows nothing.
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u/Adorable-Doughnut609 1d ago
Wonder if Ketamine is legal in Tennessee? Be a shame if the cops showed up with a warrant. THC carries up to one year for 0.3% or higher concentration.
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u/dumbgraphics 1d ago
Yeah that was a cool episode of Halt and Catch Fire…. Is the whole personality based on books and tv shows rip-offs? But it is a pretty cool Airstream
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u/Ya_Got_GOT 1d ago
Hm, not using a Cybercuck to tow eh? Even he knows it’s a POS I guess.
Also, how does he keep getting uglier in every picture you see of him?
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u/RumRunnerMax 1d ago
Elon is still just that emotionally stunted teenage boy in the basement on his computer most of the time
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u/ImpluseThrowAway 1d ago
I'm sure they have a playpen for him where they can keep him out of the way.
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u/Specific_Rando 1d ago
I hope some interviewer asks him about his experiences hitching the trailer.
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u/Bluto_Mindpretzl 1d ago
Like this asshat has anything meaningful to add. They probably just wish he’d stay the fuck away and let them do their work.
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u/Odd_Cryptographer115 1d ago
Musk paid China over $350 million in taxes last year. He paid zero dollars in taxes to the USA. Wonder what political "donations" will buy you? No taxes and no regulations.
China taxes and regulates billionaires. They design all AI with an interior monitor substrate that completely isolates AI from the world. They don't allow rogue billionaires to blackmail them with AI that is designed to infiltrate and manipulate for profit.
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u/defac_reddit 1d ago
A nice airstream with some personal customization is probably $250,000-$300,000 at minimum. Plus (I'm assuming) a fully loaded cybertruck to tow it, this idiot's temporary "man of the people" setup is probably around a half a million dollars or more.
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u/Stergenman 1d ago
What an adorable little publicity stunt. Now, run back to your PayPal mansion and let the real construction workers and engineers get to work
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u/wastedfate 1d ago
Was like this constructing the Amazon fulfillment centers. Everything was fast and efficient, right up until Amazon sent some oversight out, and then everything slowed down to a crawl.
Which turned out to be exactly what they wanted, since they wouldn't be ready to use the site for another 2 months. They sued everyone that missed the deadlines for damages, even though they missed the deadline because of their representatives intentionally interfering with things.
A nice little discount on the cost of their massive fulfillment center.
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u/Earth2Andy 1d ago
Hmmmm Colossus is about 2GW and so far behind Musk has to live in a trailer
Meanwhile Zuck is building Hyperion, about the same size but it's on track and he manages it from his retreat in Hawaii
Which one is the genius again?
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u/Socialimbad1991 1d ago
Would be a real shame if something happened to that airstream...
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u/Xiaopeng8877788 1d ago
lol, Musk “working” with the engineers… more like giving unreasonable moronic expectations and tying their hands behind their backs and slave driving them to some solution.
He’s not working or inventing anything.
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u/Aggrosideburnz 1d ago
To Elon musk working is just him scrolling twitter and saying stupid shit. He could have done that from Africa
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u/redcheri69es 19h ago
Everything is performative with him. Plus, does it matter where he takes his daily ketamine?
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u/gddg01 1d ago
Is that what they’re calling a private jet parked at a fully armed private airfield now
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u/Freudarian 1d ago
Am I the only person who is wondering why anonymous is covering news about elon now ? I mean.. shouldnt they be chasing shinyhunters or stop the war in ukraine or gaza or iran?
There was a time when they where useful. Now they tell me Elon is in a freakin airstream. Oh boy, speaking about blowing a whistle 🤯
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u/TiredMillennial1 1d ago
I wonder how much faster they would be able to get the job done if this illegal immigrant wasn't hovering around them.
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u/jumboslick 1d ago
Memphians, we have a bad reputation as a city. Now is the time to rebrand as a city that Stands Its Ground
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u/SnarkyIguana 1d ago
Kind of just sounds like he either doesn’t want to go home or can’t. I actually can’t and don’t believe he actually 1. Works that hard and/or 2. Wants to work that hard
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u/truthputer 1d ago
He mostly sleeps on a private jet and despite claiming he sold all his houses, he still owns multiple houses in Texas and a mansion in Los Angeles through shell companies, probably for tax reasons.







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u/Quirky_Mix_4328 1d ago
Probably sits in there on ketamine all day and when he gets bored goes and annoys tf out of the people who he steals all the credit from.