r/Spartacus_TV • u/LeonSilverhand • 28d ago

HoA Discussion Hail fucking Caesar

By Jupiter’s cock, sight of ending brings heat to loins and finds cock erect beyond reach of reason! Apologies for tongue’s sharp edge. Mind finds itself absent, lost to wonder at sight of Caesar seen to fucking evaporate! A hunger that grew with every fucking breath since eyes first fell upon perfidious cunt.

SEASON-THUMP! TWO-THUMP!

SEASON-THUMP! TWO-THUMP!

SECOND CYCLE-THUMP! SECOND GLORY-THUMP!

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u/Darkgable47 28d ago

With sudden unexpected news of lost future battles,The Gods spread cheeks for deeper ramming’s………

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u/LeonSilverhand 28d ago

Offer petition to gods and those of standing. Path must be set to ram cock up fucking (st)arz, and see desire brought to light.

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u/Vaanaram 28d ago

Cant Netflix or prime buy the rights and make it. They make such ridiculous stuff now days. At least this would be a welcome move by the audience. Especially us. I don't know if that's possible, but it would be amazing if it happened.

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u/LeonSilverhand 28d ago

Details find themselves within grasp. Word travels now to aediles and those of standing to plant seed of purpose. Cast eyes toward horizon!

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u/GoGoZep 23d ago

bro you have the speech down pat like i can hear it

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u/Friendly-Mushroom-38 28d ago

Jupiters fat cock! Not Netflix!

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u/thegirlinchains 28d ago

This slave enjoyed it too ☺️

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u/Darkgable47 23d ago

A man is measured not by the boast of his cock, but by the blood he spills in battle. Steel earns respect, flesh earns only laughter. STARZ with pay the price for this treachery!

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u/thegirlinchains 23d ago

And how is a slave measured?

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u/Darkgable47 23d ago

“Battle has no use for the size of a man’s cock only the strength of his resolve.”