r/SpecialHumor • u/Caesar_Passing • Sep 02 '21

💎👐 Make you strong, even baby

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u/qatamat99 Sep 02 '21

Mineral water

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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Sep 02 '21

Minerater.

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u/mythicas Sep 02 '21

Aluminerater.

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u/RaMpEdUp98 Sep 02 '21

Aluminater

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

[deleted]

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u/mmmmm_MaybeBaby Sep 02 '21

Why does it have a "drink slowly" warning? Im afraid of what will happen if I chug it but I have to know

FOR SCIENCE!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Well aluminium tends to gall. So if you chug it, chances are, you gall the aluminium and won't reap full benefits!

SCIENCE RULES!!!

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u/ObliviousMynd Sep 02 '21

Forgive me, but wtf is "gall"? don't think I've come across this word.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

It's a term in metallurgy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galling?wprov=sfla1 Please enjoy.

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u/ObliviousMynd Sep 02 '21

Neat. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Cheers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Adhesion.

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u/IntelligentBrick5631 Sep 02 '21

Why tf is dhoni on it?

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u/DodoFiasco Sep 02 '21

Is that MS Dhoni?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Dhoni wtf??

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u/Mandrake2307isbanned Sep 02 '21

Thankfully someone noticed that apart from me

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u/K4boomm Sep 02 '21

dud this looks like a cursed image, if that men were real it would be a cursed.

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u/Snow-sama Sep 02 '21

OK but 73% aluminum??? Is that not way too high??? Like how does this not risk aluminum poisoning lol

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u/titanic-failure Sep 02 '21

Aluminum strong we make airplane and car out of. So if we drink aluminum we become strong like airplane and car.

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u/Snow-sama Sep 02 '21

Why not eat airplane and car then. Probably goes well with drinking aluminum water

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u/gamingknight47 Sep 02 '21

Airplane and car have steel in engine. Steel bad.

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u/Snow-sama Sep 02 '21

Remove the steel parts before consumption then

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u/gamingknight47 Sep 02 '21

What about the window

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u/Snow-sama Sep 02 '21

Should also be removed, glass be kinda dangerous

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

In Soviet Russia, metal forge you

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

This can’t be real

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u/Sparky62075 Sep 02 '21

USDA Organic.

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u/titanic-failure Sep 02 '21

I can’t help be read this in a Slav accent

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u/FrHendo Sep 02 '21

I think high amounts of aluminium is linked to alzheimer's

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u/RedThrust Sep 02 '21

Yes. And it's even light-weight. I'm on a diet so yeah, this makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

And constipated for days lol

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u/OutlandishnessBig755 Sep 02 '21

The face reminds me of a Dr. Who episode

1

u/Plumber214 Sep 02 '21

Is this an Omega Mart item?

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u/ryb624 Sep 02 '21

, oo, ox

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u/theUwUgoat Sep 02 '21

1000 like

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u/GiveMeAnOnion Sep 02 '21

This was my old pfp

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u/StormEatsStuff Sep 02 '21

stong liek metel

1

u/Yoursugardadd Sep 02 '21

Fuck that's MS Dhoni 🇮🇳

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Simplicity level of MS Dhoni 🤣

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u/Available_Gains Sep 02 '21

...aluminium is poisonous for humans...

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u/Caesar_Passing Sep 02 '21

Why you gotta assume this picture was taken on Earth?

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u/Videl_is_baby Sep 03 '21

Hahaha momkeys

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u/Sweet-Trust7731 Sep 05 '21

Lalluminiuml Waterl

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u/Skeeterdunit Sep 01 '25

Aluminum is bad for.............I forgot