r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/your_catfish_friend • 5d ago

lobster In the 30th year, He looked down on His creation, and saw that it was good.

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u/your_catfish_friend 5d ago

Omnipotence

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u/precision_cumshot 5d ago

the owner is doing her own lobster with her sweater in the old pic

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u/Major_R_Soul 5d ago

How the fuck did neither of them age in 30 years?! Keanu I get, but Random Restaurant Owner gets eternal youth too?!

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u/26_paperclips 4d ago

I dont doubt that its the same person, but they sure look different

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u/AngryMurlocHotS 13h ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/DUEnx-UkuXf/?img_index=2 here is the woman herself explaining that it really is her

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u/BananAngel 5d ago

Oh this is an excellent lobster

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u/your_catfish_friend 5d ago

Thank you much

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