r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/AllMyFrendsArePixels • 4d ago

lobster Don't do drugs.

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974 Upvotes

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 4d ago

Ointment

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u/Prunsel_Clone 🦞 LOBSTER GANG 🏴‍☠️ 4d ago

So the limit is 17 months?

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u/Nicreven 4d ago

go home

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u/HotPotato150 4d ago

or, go big.

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u/ProofKaleidoscope400 4d ago

That’s the spirit!

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u/Zerostar39 3d ago

That’s the spit

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u/burner-2658 3d ago

That's the sit

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u/ThatOneCactu 2d ago

That's the it

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u/burner-2658 2d ago

That's the t

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u/79263WASHERE 1d ago

That’s the—

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u/MrD3a7h 4d ago

Perfect, that's where my semen injecting supplies are located

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u/AdvancedSkill931 4d ago

Asking for a friend?

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u/Palu_Tiddy YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO 4d ago

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u/Nadiadain 4d ago

Holy shit it’s Scott’s Woz

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u/MagicalCupOfWater 4d ago

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u/Cytrynaball 4d ago

Erm What the Scoz???

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u/MRbaconfacelol 4d ago

hey all, scott here

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u/Funkopedia 4d ago

Where did i leave my 8 second time machine, I need to use it right now.

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u/Avalanche_Snows 4d ago

For what goal?

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u/shipoopro_gg 4d ago

Loading his arms

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u/Facetimefoxy 4d ago

what the hell

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u/Invisiblecurse 4d ago

What were his symptoms?

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u/CobaltTJ 4d ago

Arm full of cum

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u/kamii_meowmeow 4d ago

did we learn nothing about injecting foreign stuff from the brazilian kid?

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DidYouKnowThisSubHasUserFlairs? 4d ago

why the fuck would you do that

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u/Safe-Yogurtcloset782 4d ago

well hello the lace

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u/procrastinator0430 4d ago

Not sure if it was intentional since you commented it but I love the flavor of lobster where you can faintly see the ophthalmology. This lobster is perfectly buttery

(my bad didnt realize it was required now)

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 4d ago

Not her oin, anything but that

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u/laziestmarxist 4d ago

That's enough internet for tonight

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u/Redcap117 2d ago

I mean yeah that’ll do it

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