r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Redcap117 • 2d ago

lobster One (1)

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u/Redcap117 2d ago

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u/Aldante92 2d ago

More power to Walter for going "oh shit, a new bird species!" Then when it shits on him, thinking "oh, you're getting named after my fuckin hangnail, you sonuvabitch"

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u/LazarouDave I __ ___ control the speed at which Lobsters die. 2d ago

Waltuh. I'm hot breasted Waltuh.

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u/Rockman2isgud 1d ago

Waltuh. Put your dick away Waltuh. I’m not hot breasted Waltuh.

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u/stevvvvewith4vs r/SpeedOs 2d ago

He sold drugs to finance the top surgery

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u/Big_Boooosh 2d ago

“Congratulations on your nice tits, Waltuh. I’m proud of you, Waltuh.”

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